Do Americans really?

designated seething europoor thread

Do... do other countries really not have iced tea and sweet tea? Youre gonna flip when you discover canned iced tea

>giga big mac
>only a quadruple bypass can kill him

Yeah McDonalds meat on sandwiches like the Big Mac are largely protein-cardboard. Having the FOUR patties is way too dry and if you ask for extra Mac sauce half the time the thing will be a filthy Mac, and Macs are usually filthy enough to eat as it is.

Double quarter pounder with cheese on the other hand is alright though you may run into the same issue of not enough ketchup or whatever... Double quarter pounder BLT? Expensive but good.

But for me? It's the McDouble and Junior chicken.

This is what a submissive colony-state looks like.

Take notes yuropoors.

No we have it in England it’s just the only people that drink it are Nigerians and hipsters

Sweet tea is just tea with sugar, right?

Every member of the fucking EU is a "submissive colony state" as is, minus a few like Hungary who couldn't give a solitary fuck. Japan on the other hand is based and redpilled. They take what they want from our culture and while some of it gets diluted they still remain essentially Japanese and they don't accept any fucking immigration quotas either.

Yes, it's just cold black tea with sugar

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I'm retarded how are you supposed to do this
I'd probably just instinctively try to do it the same way

And it’s delicious if done right

>not ordering the Double Big Mac and making it a meal

POLICE HERE!

OPEN UP!

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For me, it's a double quarter pounder with cheese, no pickles, large fry and large sweet tea
it's a pretty good, cheap, cheat day and chicken, broccoli, and cauliflower gets boring
if money is no object, it's a double baconator, but money's tight during fall and spring semester

>good, cheap, cheat day
McDoubles are good and for your money they are the most calorie and protein and cost efficient burger you can possibly buy if you're the type to use words like "cheat day".

Based

cut the end that's on the table flat so it doesn't autism all over the place, or just cut it with a knife like a normal person

Shit, I can't believe I didn't think of that. Guess I really am retarded

just use a fucking knife you mutt

I meant specifically how to use the tool he's using, I can dice potatoes just fine

>be me, Amerigan
>not obese
>haven't eaten mcdick's since childhood happy meals for digimon toys or whatever
>never drink goga gola
>only fast food I ever get is Chick fil A once a month or two and just because they're based
>seen as weird for this by all the fatfuck braindead rednecks and niggers I work with
Get me out

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Double Big Mac, Extra Slice of cheese, Extra sauce to combat dryness of four meat patties, combo, served with a side salad with balsamic vinegar and a large coke to drink, lots of ice.

For desert I order off secret McDonalds menu. Apple Pie McFlurry. To order it ask for a plain McFlurry and Apple Pie and then mix the two together yourself inside McFlurry cup. Enjoy.

just spend a little more and go to a better restaurant, or better yet buy the ingredients and make yourself a burger

>Large fry
Like just one big fry?

Chill man. The Corona virus will wipe them out in droves.

Its killing children, elderly and the obese. Obese people are dying at a 5 4 rate and even when they recover they are getting sick again and having neurological issues

Its glorious. Magatards, fat people, eldery all gone

Whoops, stayed up too late again. It seems the Euros are online crying about America.

Yes, it's like a pool noodle
here in america we hold it out the side of the truck window to smack bicyclists because they're fucking cucks

>just spend a little more and go to a better restaurant, or better yet buy the ingredients and make yourself a burger

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Anyone else prefer cooking their own food instead of eating takeaways?

>dryness of four meat patties,

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Sometimes, but I'm so fucking lazy I'd rather just raid the fridge for raw veggies and eat those than doing either

Can I have an Adult Cream Pie with my Giga Big Mac?

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Is there a Jr. Creampie?

What fucking veggies can you eat raw?

Broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, onions, lettice, tomatoes, mushrooms, cucumbers etc.
idgaf honestly, I'd sometimes rather have cold cuts but those get eaten in like a week

I fucking love Asian creampies so much bros, you have no idea. My favorite kinda creampie. So delicious and fun to eat.

Add some pussy to my order sempai

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>Macdonalds
No real American eats there.

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>for me? It's the McDouble and Junior chicken.
A man of culture I see.

Big Macs are disgusting. Quarter Pounder and McDouble chads only.

Based. I wish I was American.

Non-American here, even though I make fun of our American friends on this site, there's one thing I'm actually jelly about them and is the price of food in their country. Where I'm from, food is pretty expensive. For example what you pay for 1 litre of milk there is actually triple here. Same goes with any commodity that is eatable.

I can't believe they get away with selling premium sandwiches like the McChicken let alone the fucking Filet o' Fish. The Filet o' Fish is the biggest fast food ripoff I have ever laid eyes on. Meanwhile items like the McDouble which always used to be my standby or the Junior chicken which I've been nuts about lately exist for like a dollar fifty or something. Their milkshakes are also outrageously priced particularly for the quality or lack there of.

>no cheese between the patties
DROPPED

I got a single and cheese and a 10 count spicy chicken nuggets from Wendy's today for five bucks 35 cents. They're doing a 2 for 5$ promotion here, not sure if it's local or not.
You could sub the nuggets or single for a spicy chicken sandwich too.

>McDouble
Double cheeseburger is superior than a McDouble, it comes with an extra slice of cheese

what does pussy taste like bros

Anime pussy tastes like passion fruit and lime, maybe some sweat.

Real pussy tastes like piss, salty milk, and coins.

salty bags of sand covered in coffee creamer

Wait you mean you weren't referring to the McGangbang?

Take the sauceless bun off the Junior Chicken and put it between the patties of the McDouble. Ask for the McDouble to be "done like a Mac" and you pretty much have a Big Mac but astronomically better

>and put the Jr Chicken* between the patties of the McDouble

No I just buy like 3 Junior chickens and scarf them.

Have you guys tried Mexican Mcdonald?

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arr rook same

I once saw an american tourist try to tip at a restaurant here. He was sweating something fierce, whether from clogged arteries or the price I don't know, but he brought out a fucking calculator. Waiter was shitting himself trying not to laugh at the display
"uuuuh carry the one uhhh **sweats**"
then finally told him we dont tip here.

Hahaha dumb Americans XD

Whats so bad about the word cheat day?

oh. I take back the culture thing then. sorry.