What's the story of your first kiss, Yas Forums?

I'll keep you posted.

he's dating the black chick's actor in real life

yes, the story of how i kissed sophie. that's a good one. very fun.

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Based Ella Hollywood.
I kissed a girl that was in my froup pf friends when I was 14
Goid shit
Didn't get laid until 22 tho

2012, I was 17, at this (not mine's) school party in some rented warehouse and one of my friends from that school says "come here" and tells a 13-14 yo if she wants to kiss and we make out for what feels a minute or so, for a first kiss for a virgin it was nice, never kissed another girl after that

My mom was upstairs doing drugs with some other people and they left their daughter alone with me. A year younger than me but she didn't want to play power rangers she just wanted to suck on my face and be weird.

So basically I was molested by a molested girl when I was like 8.

A story for another time

I honestly have no fucking clue. Cant even be certain who I lost my virginity with either now that I'm 30. Those were never exactly big milestones for me growing up. I think my first "real" date was taking a girl to see Legally Blonde in theaters.

I kissed a girl on the neck my senior year of high school.

That's it

>Legally Blonde
That movie is older than half the posters on Yas Forums

I was in zero period PE in sophomore year and I kissed this ftm tranny who I dated cause "he" looked like a cute little dyke.

My male cousin kissed me out of the blue late at night when I was eleven. Don’t know why that happened or how he knew I was gay. Was never brought up again. He’s married to a woman.

First real kiss happened when I was seventeen on a date in the park.

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Real Answer: Friend having party, he had friends there his sister had friends there I think her name was Amanda I don't remember much detail

Meme Answer: My mommys been giving me adult kisses since I was 7

A kissed a girl who had a bf already. We started out as friends but I just started to fall for her, she would always flirt with me via dm, message me middle of the night just to talk. I had a chance. Then I don't know what happened. Maybe things got serious with her and her bf cause she started to just ignore me alot. I'd be with her sometimes talk with her and she would just blatantly ignore me and proceed to talk to the person who was to the right of me.

One day it was just us two a an amusement park and I went in for a kiss on her lips. It lasted about 3 seconds and she pushed me away. The look on her face was one of disappointment and one of being angry. This happened like 2 years ago and it still scars me.

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I was around 17 at the time. Met up with a girl at the mall, walked around, went to a movie, went to a book store, talked to her about the Holohoax, etc. Ended up back at the mall that night. We were about to get out of my car to go back in, grab a coffee, walk around a little more then call it a day and go our separate ways. But just as I was turning to get out she grabbed me by my jacked and pulled me around/took me by the back of my head and started making out with me. We knocked teeth a couple of times and swapped spit. It wasn't bad, by any means, but it was very weird being that it was my first kiss. The entire time I let the saliva from her/myself pool in my mouth because it felt gross to swallow it. So yeah, we finished and then I spit all of that out on the way back into the mall. From there we went to a changing room at Macy's where they had the lounge area and were making out like crazy while House Hunters International was on in the background (they had those little TVs mounted on the wall, it was the Croatia episode). Just before they closed/when the lights were starting to get turned off we slipped into one of the changing rooms and fucked. Not only did I get my first kiss, but I lost my virginity that day.

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Her name was Haley and she was a solid 8 inches taller than me (model type, 10th grade). I miss her so much but she was too much and I alienated her to the point that we could never speak again

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I was 19 & she was a married woman. We banged several dates later.

>That movie is older than half the posters on Yas Forums
I am aware, but I'm pretty sure there's a solid amount of 30ish guys on here as well

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42 yo boomer reporting in

based

what's your job? (please don't say NEET)

Warehouse worker at Lidl

Is this the first kiss between a white male and a white female on Netflix?

Met some chick on my school bus in 10th grade and noticed she kept talking to me and trying get my attention so i talked to her for a couple of weeks then asked her to let me buy her a thong for her birthday and let me see her wear it. We did this during winter break and her parents were at work, she put on the thong i bought her and she walked in and sat on my lap, we were both really nervous but it was the most Chad/Alpha I've ever felt in my life, we kissed, then she gave me a bj. The End

the sad part of this thread is that none of the posters (including me) will ever feel the same endorphin rush ever again. Past 20 years old none of us will ever experience innocent love again. That thought alone is enough to make me want to an hero

I was 25 when a coworker who greeted everyone with a kiss on the cheek came to kiss mine but i didn't knew so i turned and kissed her mouth.
She rushed to the bathroom to wash it while everyone was laughing, i wasnt embarrassed though because i really wanned her to stop but i didn't wanted to be an outcast, people there seemed to not realize i was off the rails mentally and i wanned to keep that farce up by playing along.

>19 khlv
>go 4 day camping trip with a couple bros
>one of them brings their gf
>she's flirting with me the whole time
>a week after the trip she shows up at my house to ask for my phone number kek
>texts me same day to ask if I want to watch LOTR that night at her dad's house
>why not lol
>get to her house, she's already drunk, dad is nowhere to be seen
>start watching the movie on a large couch, me being an autismo sits on the edge while she sits in the middle
>notice shes slowly moving closer to me
>during the mines of moria scene she scoots up against me and starts whimpering
>ohshit.jpg, have no idea what to do
>manage to man up and put my arm around her
>she snuggles up onto my lap
>oh yikes
>im enjoying the movie
>she doesnt seem to interested, keeps looking up at me with this weird expression
>moves her face closer to me
>im to much of a coward to make the obvious move
>after several minutes of this, she asks if she can kiss me
>say sure lol
>she glomms onto my face and immediatley plunges her tongue into my mouth
>expect that this should feel good, but feels weird as hell

>sleep together on the couch
>she wakes me up at 6 am and tells me to leave before her dad gets back
>she leaves for a college on the east coast and never see her again

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He will probably turn evil later on then she get blacked.

I got peer pressured in to it and it was shit. She had braces and her breath smelled. She was my first and only girlfriend. The only only kiss that ever blew my mind was with my hot 3rd cousin

what's the L in khlv?

based hans

Reading this thread makes me realize how alienated I really am from the human race. I can't even imagine a girl showing me enough affection to hug me, much less kiss me. If there weren't the few times I was witness to couples engaging in romantic activities in public i'd be genuinely convinced this whole male-female relationship thing is just an extremely elaborate masquerade. I'm 22 years old.

less

I'm a 32 year old kissless virgin.

that's already implied in kissless/hugless/, just call it khv
my condolences tho bro, try joining a food service team if you want the best sex of your life

yea i know what you mean. was at a party recently. mostly late 20s. none of the girls had that spark in their eyes, not even when they were talking to chad

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Played online with this girl for like 6 months and then one time we just went for a walk together IRL. I remember how she was talking with another online friend (who lives far away) and he was sending audios trying to embarass us because the sexual tension was palpable and he knew. He then went for a videocall and wanted us to kiss live. I told him to fuck off in a friendly way and when she had to go home she ended the call and it just happened. A very happy moment desu but I was nervous
She ended up ruining my life by dumping me some time later but whatever

she dared me to eat a potato chip dipped in dirt and to take a sip from a ditch. i got a kiss in return

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she was my mums friends daughter

5 year old loli gf when I was 8, we pecked once and she later suggested we 'do that thing again'. After some convincing we started kissing regularly, no tongue but open mouth. We used to hide around the house kissing and also in bed (she used to stay in my room)

we even roleplayed about her being kissed in her sleep and I was 'some man who found her and kissed her lots' while she was sleeping lol

kek

Just the thought of knowing that I will never experience youthful fake love again makes me want to die. All we can get is used-goods 20s women. They know what they are doing but they have none of the charm of a teenager

i thought the h was handhold-less

>food service team
based, there's some real cuties at the local grocer here

That's how it feels until it happens to you.

>Junior High
>She was a cute hapa girl in the grade below me.
>We met in Drama Club and hit it off, I was into her, we went on really dorky arcade or aquarium dates
>On our second date she worked up the courage to kiss me before we even saw our movie, I was so shocked
>She was very aggressive in moving things along after that
>End up losing my virginity with her just a few weeks after we started dating
>We date during the school year, but as time goes on realize I am crushing on one of the other boys in our club
>Tearfully have to explain this to my girlfriend who was actually really understanding and helped me eventually come out of the closet

and that's how I realized I was a faggot.

Caliban and Nick and Harvey and Robin are relentlessly handsome.

Relentlessly hot.

definitely the best branch for crazy unattached sex, but you will also inevitably get some sort of addiction.
I got out with a medium-strength nicotine addiction, but if you stay past 6 months you will become a pillhead. As much fun as it was, I wholeheartedly do not recommend

It was some chick in high school that cheated on ber bf with me. I almost fucked her but I messed it up. She just stayed with him i don't think he ever found out. I wanted to tell him but meh.

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not him but that is a regular ass post and you are a retard that wants replies
in conclusion, kys

I have a vague memory of when I was very young, maybe 6 years old. My older sister and I would make out on her bed. Then I asked my mom if people can marry their sisters and she said no. So I sort of gave my sister the cold shoulder after that. She finally got fed up and asked me, "Why don't you love me anymore?"

how old are you?

i felt this way all through my early to mid 20s, but it stopped bothering as much when i turned 27. occasionally i'll still have that pang of extreme regret when i see an exceptionally attractive woman irl. but maybe it helps to focus on progressing in a career/improving your social life, etc?

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kissed my cousin because we both curious at a time we hit puberty, now when i think about it it's actually pretty fucking hot

>Working on food stand late at night
>Girls come up and say it's their birthday
>Ask for a freebie
>Give them one because I'm feeling generous
>Girl says they'll give me a kiss as a thank you
>Sperg out and give one a kiss on the cheek since I'm a fucking autistic KHV (Don't look like it)
>Girls friend laughs and says you can give me a proper kiss
>Basically just push my face onto hers for a second and stop
>Girls laugh and say thank you for the food

Yep that was a crazy time back in my fucking mid 20's last week

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based. i had a huge crush on my cousin growing up

dangerously based

I'm was terrible with girls so it wasn't till I was about 20. Can you believe it?

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What a handsome boy

Well uh i was getting ready to go to school and kissed my mommy goodbye

is it gay to be attracted to girls like this? i literally only like girls with short hair. once it's past the chin it's a no for me. i don't know why.

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I'm only 19 but I already know that I will never experience that high school fee,ling again. I knew it's far too early for me to experience any sort of regret, but nothing pains me more than missed experiences such as teenage love. I hope we both have these experiences at least once more in our lives, bro.

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>im a girl btw
Dilate and post more jazz threads. Fag

>5 years old
>in library "class"
>library had a small stage where the teacher would sit and read to us
>after class was done, girl pulls me behind the curtain of said stage and lays one on me
>"You're my boyfriend now."
>"ok"
>week later, ask the teacher out on a date while my "girlfriend" watches
>we "break up"
Teacher turned me down, of course, but she did touch my hand and said I was adorable.

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Tou wanna know how i know you are a phone posting normalfag?

I got my first blowjob before my first kiss.

the amount of quotes in your post makes me irrationally angry

funny story though

>homo
>regular

i felt exactly the same way when i was 19/20, but believe me you'll have plenty of chances through your early/mid 20s. dont waste them!

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>Basically just push my face onto hers for a second and stop

kek

haha thats pretty cute

And then you spent the next 20 years fapping to teacher porn

The end

Middle school dance to the most popular girl(1998)

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Stuff amonia and bleach up your ass

It can be hard to accurately convey stories on the internet, especially here.
Among other things.

Yas Forums has been progressive from the beginning, but I am sure you were not there at the start
the point is, someone being gay doesn't matter as long as they don't push their ideology
so in conclusion, fuck off

i was blackout drunk and I made out with the highschools biggest whore at a rave. It was alright.

Sounds shitty and if you were blackout drunk you wouldn't even remember it dipshit

Was 12 years old with my friend's older sister who was 17.

Eat shit and die faggot lover you dont know shit about shit

I feel ashamed but I got it because of a hook up. I felt good at least

I was at a frat party freshman year and a drunk girl from my dorm forced herself on me while I was smoking. The next day she claimed she mistook me for someone else and didnt speak to me the rest of the year. Why does everyone run away from me?

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Kill yourself you nasty fucking freak

>believing all these fairytales on a chinese basket weaving forum
How new are you?