Bros

bros...
hold up...
bros...
the fucking...

ITS REAL....

I know right?!?

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Lame

>Hollywood
>Netflix
>Amazon
>AppleTV+
>consooming

how can it be even safer? current ones are tame as fuck when you compare it with 70s

oh good a do nothing job open only to females.

We live in the golden age of the mediocre white woman. She collects checks for jobs that she invented.

How is she going to improve your next intimate moment bros?

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Good. Maybe with higher costs and more restrictions, these time-wasting scenes that add nothing to the plot will stop being shot and they'll actually have to be clever about developing the story without shitty sexposition.

it'll be fine, have you seen Outlander? made for females, should be called Rapelander.

Name one sex scene that added to the story

>intimacy coordinator
Anything to give to worthless gender studies PhDs a job huh?

Any rape scene.

It sounds like another made up job title to put women with useless college degrees in. They will be given little to no influence over how things are handled.

Terminator and Cloud Atlas
that's all I got
The Revenant's rape scene was pretty flaccid to speak honestly

>mediocre
bitch nigga she made up a whole ass new job for herself and is pulling phat checks while you're sitting with you're dick out coverd in cheeto dust on the tee vee board

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yes
and?

>humiliation rape by Chad and Brad against some below average looking girl
What did she mean by this

She's taken advantage of a situation to make mad stacks of cash for zero effort. She's based and you're a faggot

you're the fucking faggot here retard. niggers like you are the fucking problem dumbass

this has been around forever

i guess it's more than a handful of people doing it now, jobs like that lady in hollywood who is professional at drapes or the lady who can help you yell better

SEETHING

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All of them in Too Old to Die Young
the irrelevant ones are skipped and the relevant ones establish relationships

all the ones in A History of Violence

If we are being honest white women are the only people allowed to be mediocre.

>safer sex scenes
Just dont add them. We can see 2 actors go towards the bed, we can guess they are about to fuck.
I really dont see how some mexican getting pegged by the handle of a whip added to the story.

It's called rent seeking and is a hallmark of a certain subset of the population

eastern promises

Yeah call me old fashioned but I always preferred the “pans to the fireplace and fades out” method. Especially in books.

How come women dont work in mines or on oil rigs?

And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast. It looked so silly standing there that he might have laughed, but Gilly pushed him back onto her pallet, hiked her skirts up around her thighs, and lowered herself onto him with a little whimpery sound.

Ths 10 minute long pussy eating scene made my entire family stand up and applaud when I watched it with them

So only amazon position will be allowed now ? ? ?

it and the second sex are both very important to the story sorry it made you feel awkward

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Producers wife is the the star of the show,
Routinely has sex scenes with costar,
How does the producer deal with seeing his wife in bed with another guy?
Obviously the rumors the male lead was an out homosexual are false.

Is that le hello beautiful lady from TDK?

>Name one sex scene that added to the story
Caligula
Basic Instinct
The End of the Affair
Malice
Dead Calm

Nice one

Do we really need sex scenes in non-porn?

Here's an idea for safer sex scenes, just stop filming them, they add nothing to the story and nobody wants to see them, they're shit.

>intimacy coordinator
A do-nothing job given to nieces of some (((producer)))

I think it establishes and reinforces the relationship between Jesus and Priestess, Jesus being completely subservient to her in private. The third one also establishes how deep hi Oedipus complex is. if you think that the scenes are excessive for showing that, sure but literally everything in the show goes on too long
sad that there's never going to be a S2 would liked to have seen how Jesus delt with finding out his wife is Death

This. They made sense when there was no internet and you couldn't just pull up endless sex on your phone. Now? Who the fuck cares just get on with the story.

expect less boobs and more penis.

tbfh it’s white based of them for figuring it out, I’d love to take advantage of retards for a living.

I didn’t see this but YES exactly

Based stacies

So in other words, there will be no more tits or vagines, only dicks going forward. Can't wait.

>intimacy coordinators
Oh so it's just another bunch of neo-bolsheviks. I am so glad that leftshits got me back to pirating.

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I like that dude he’s funny and was in a Louie episode so he’s based

What the fuck? I'm a woman, how do I get this """job"""?

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blue velvet & mulholland dr

You kind of have to respect the women's studies mafia. Imagine successfully making a racketeering crime ring out of your toilet paper degree.

'You need a permit for a dick that size'

Were people literally raping during sex scenes before?

dangerously based

Simpy simpy, sad and wimpy,
"Plz giv cunny, me want sniffy."
Off in corner, hand on weenie,
"Womyn strong, men are meanies."

That's a screenshot from The Deuce you fucking retards.

i can't wait for the day of the matriarchy
I wanna sleep my way into a comfy corporate position
all that delish dommy mommy business lady pussy

Sex scenes in Hollywood movies are very mild, they’re never rough. What was unsafe about them before?

Are you guys a bunch of Jews? Why should millionaire Hollywood pervert pedophile producers be able to easily manipulate women without being hassled or drained of money?

Coordinating saver sex scenes is basically them ensuring the directors and shit aren't pressuring the girls to do scenes and retake of sex scenes off camera for fun or whatever sick shit they probably do.

Why anybody would oppose this either is a coomer or a kike. If you want to see porn so badly there are thousands free online.

Each one in The Room

This. Sex scenes in 99% of movies are meaningless or shortcuts for lack of artistic direction. Why you need to constantly think of sex in order for something to be more real means you're low IQ.

There are probably a few, but I wouldn't be looking for them.

What they did to Castlevania is a travesty.

Rape scene =/= sex scene.
However, rape is better implied than the violent shit they like to put on camera.

>Irreversible

Its pretty fucking genius of them desu, us men are the retards for letting them get away with it completely unopposed

>he doesn't know what happens behind the scenes therefore it is all safe
There is nothing wrong with promoting the wellbeing of those trying to make it big without invasive sex scenes.

There weren't any rape scenes in The Room

ASS2ASS

Women shouldn't be acting at all. They are just being used and manipulated by rich powerful men. Then you guys sit around and jerk off to it. Sure she could just say "no" but then guess what you'll never see her on TV. Better to have all women just stay at home with a husband instead of this degeneracy. Being able to have mediocre jobs is not a privilege.

Did you forget about the one when she puts the boy in the closet, so the guy can fuck her? That's a rape scene.