I know I'm gonna get singles. And if you were all just dubs then you'd just attack me right now...

I know I'm gonna get singles. And if you were all just dubs then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still singles.

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YOU LIE

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You dead

I ate some weird snow. Now wat?

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Well, of course I am a single. Why would I be a double?

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>Horrible retort

No, you die

check my non-repeating digits

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You think you know me, but do you? Do I? Do any of us know?

MAC GET THE FLAMETHROWER

I wont be a part of this kangaroo court mccready. I'll make my own choices!!

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QUADS!!

Everyone relax, theres nothing to fear here except anons paranoia.

I know I'm human.

Everyone relax okay, there's no reason to be skeptical of everybody.

ashit

I agree, we should all hold hands.

Hey guys, just so you know I'm not an alien. Totally not. Nope. Not me.

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Don't worry guys, I'm not one of the bad ones.

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I am the thing

Still, you can't be too careful around here these days.

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Liar!

looks like there arent any things in here after all lads

Did he never consider that the thing was just toying with them?

Hey, cool it with the anti-semitic remarks, mac

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Kurt Russel's hair looks so fucking good in this movie, man. It remind me of when dog runs into my living room and mom says put down and don't instead feel rough but not "ruff" like a dog even though the hair smooth

I don’t think I’m a thing

It's just corona

I've met The Thing, he is a very standup guy, and I can assure you that you should have absolutely no concern about him lurking in this thread.

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You're right

Guys I think I'm going to fail the singles test.

Thanks, Trumper

This is a Nog thread now.

Jews can be Starfleet commanders now.

>mfw opening a thing thread with an immediate roasting

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Cool it with the negativity!

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too close

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Guess you're not a Thing, but cool it with the schizophrenia

There sure are a lot of humans in this thread. It'd be a shame if something...happened to them.

check these dubs nigga

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Is that a fact?

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Say hello to these flames cocksucker!

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HE'S ONE OF THEM

bro ive been single for all 27 years of my fucking life

>MacReady was a thing all along

really snookered me, bravo Nolan

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>thing killing another thing
you aight thing boi

I THINK THINGS SUCK

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Too bad you have to join him

How many of those things are there!?!?!

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do not check’em

Are you sure about that?

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Relax everyone I’m single
Now who wants to try the fruit Punch I just made?

I'll have some.

100% human-bean reporting in.

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Don't worry guys I'm still me.

all dubs ITT will get coronavirus

Oh fuck MacReady HELP US

guys i don't feel so good...

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alright mister I was skeptical at first but your horns swayed me

GET ME OFF OF THIS FUCKING COUCH

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