Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

>Jones' blood-alcohol level was 0.076 at 11:55 p.m. and 0.079 at 11:59 p.m.
Checkmate libtards

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Why has he gone full super villain?

I bet the jews had something to do with this

I'm in

>gets a medal of honor
>gets arrested a month later

He's gone TOTAL WAR MODE

I too never forget tranny porn my fren

Woody Harrelson

Why did everyone forget about him watching tranny porn?

So if you know for sure you're above the legal limit, you would definitely refuse to take a breathalyzer, right?

>drivers in Texas can still be arrested for driving while impaired even if they're under the legal limit.

LAND
OF
THE
FREE

>you should be able to kill people just because you're under some arbitrary made up number
>europa

ITS A CONSPIRACY

Yes, if you're trashed, refuse and have your day in court. Get a good lawyer that can get your charges reduced immediately in most cases.

But then again if you're trashed don't fucking drive lol. Generally speaking your job, as a defendant in any criminal proceeding, if to make the prosecution's job and life as hard as possible so they cut you a deal. It's literally business.

Literally
You spastic

With a car you can go anywhere.

People die when they are killed.

The police are tax men with guns.

based pragmatist

>0.076 at 11:55 p.m. and 0.079 at 11:59 p.m
the man can get drunker through sheer force of will
FUCKING BASED

It's because he's fat

He should just play himself mostly.

t. gay frog

Driving Without Insurance pshh big deal he was just making a point that illegals can do it but patriotic citizens cannot and guess what he proved his fucken point here.

Yup, that's part of this new "OVI" thing. Operating a vehicle while impaired. They expand the definition to fuck you over regardless of what you're on or what you're doing. Have a dog in your car? That's impaired driving. Just got out of the dentist's office? That's impaired driving. On drugs/alcohol (even below the "legal" limit)? That's impaired driving.
Bootlickers will defend this. It's all a scam to extract wealth from people.

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Based Alex

HE'S TOO BASED TO BE KEPT ALIVE

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Will 'based' ever become a irl mainstream word that replaces 'cool' or will it forever be associated with the alt right?

Dunno lol

i want sneed to replace cool

Only libcucks are strict on the whole DUI thing. Your standard right winger thinks the DUI rules are way to strict and unrealistic. .08 is like a beer and a half in less than an hour. Your standard “bootlicker” knows it’s bulllshit. Also only faggots say bootlicker unironically, so kill yourself.

I hope it involves that story about that cultist that told him he needed to fuck his daughter that he told on joe rogan, that was 100% true.

Pepe retains his popularity among normies despite the smear campaign so it's possible

Damn, considering how much mexicans drive while drunk didn't even know you could get a DWI or DUI in Mexico.

i'm not saying it's right or wrong but 0.076 and 0.079 round to 0.08. If the law were 0.080 and not 0.08 you might have a case

im gonna ask here since /adv/ is useless. i got offered a job but they are gonna background check me. i had a dui 8 years ago in a different state. should i say something or just hold my tongue and wait for them to bring it up?

>.08 is like a Beer and a half in under an hour
No way, I don't believe that unless you're talking about someone who's less than like 150 lbs. I blew a .03 after having like 6 Beers and two shots in like 3 hours.

Hold your tongue and if it comes up, lie as much as you possibly can to make yourself look better

Dunno lol

something was going to happen eventually living in austin
imagine living in a city where over half the people would like to kill you

i would research how long that stays on your record for a background check. It was my understanding that background checks only go back 5-7 years, but it may be different depending on the state, crime committed, and/or circumstance. It also depends on how strict your potential employer is. Some may overlook it if you tell them or not, some may not regardless of whether you tell them. If it's a driving job they'll definitely go back farther and you should tell them.

I hate movies and I’d honestly go see this

if they liked you enough they'll overlook it as long as it's not a driving job or a job that requires security clearance

I’m sure your breathalyzer is professionally calibrate according to state standards

>Also only faggots say bootlicker unironically, so kill yourself.
It's like saying incel. Deep down, you know it's true. Isn't that right, Mr. Incel McBootlicker?

what’s it like being the product of social engineering via mass media?

The real question is, could he break those cuffs?

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Better than being an incel lol.

have testosterone replacement therapy, globalists

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people with dogs in their car need a bullet

>incel
oxymoronic schizophrenic word salad tier contraction

next

Since you weren't up front about it before, you're window to say something may have passed. As I posted in this do your research and then make a decision.

See that's what I'm referring to. Words like that only affect those that it actually rings true for. So, for you, incel and bootlicker would indeed describe you perfectly.

Have you tried working on your personality, Nice Guy?

have you tried speaking coherently and using words that actually make sense sweetie?

Yeah I’m calling bullshit on that one chief. Also weight and tolerance more factors in to how drunk you do or don’t feel and not much of what you blow.