IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCUMENTARY BROS!!!!

Is this achievable natty?

So, what happens to Marion?

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That's how all big happening fizzle out

there is a part of the movie where a private lab develops the cure, but only after harassing the CDC for a strain to experiment on, iirc

m.douban.com/movie/subject/4301043/
>look up Contagion on Chinese website
>last comment was made 8 years ago

Can someone who actually read Chinese tell me how Chinese think about the movie

Yep it almost felt like propaganda. Or maybe just the result of heavy censorship to fit whatever rating it was going for

there's a leak in the CDC and the lead dude is put under investigation for his actions

Chinks are making a documentary now.

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Because that's how it usually is
the reality is most of you will end up dead and not some sort of mad max type character

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Did he mislead people about the cure or did the government crack down on an innocent man?

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>documentary
How disappointing. We need a fictional movie to be creative.
Documentary will look like shit. It will be like propaganda

>people say contagion is accurate
It's 2020 now. 2011 was 9 years ago. It's outdated now.
With the DNA tech we have now we will soon mass produce vaccine and play the virus like a bitch
This is going to be the fastest and biggest vaccine development and production ever

>It's 2020 now. 2011 was 9 years ago. It's outdated now.
This isn't the 20th century where the world is radically different every 10 years. 2011 is the same as 2001. 2021 will be no different.

>virus pandemic occurs
>people prepare for it by watching Hollywood shit
We deserve death

Documentary? This movie was fabulist trash. It depicts the CDC as competent and proactive.

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pious is truly a blessed pope

Vaccine won't be a thing until the end of the year or the next. It's over.

>we will soon

all of the top burger lads said months for phase one and a year and a half for a rollout at the soonest

so its going to be a while unless the yuros can do some big brain shit or the chinks can do some unethical and dangerous testing/experiments on their large population of guineapi- i mean uighurs

Hoshanna in the highest

the problem is that western society is bloated,
people are too pussy just to cut losses with foreign policy, people are too focused on meaningless politics than actual defenses (non meme)
Technology has improved but the population also has cumbrain much worse than 10 years ago.
A lot of people who have obesity and high blood pressure are going to bite the bullet because expecting doctors to be on the frontlines for cumbrains with no common sense is insane.

that's just realistic

bros i have a headache
i think this is it

tfw I have slightly sore/ scratchy feeling in my throat now. I keep clearing my throat. Pretty sure its all in my head.

The absolute worst part of the movie was that Americano prom bullshit for the guys stupid slut daughter.

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>end twist
>IT WAS THE CHINKS IT WAS THE CHINKS WUT DONE IT
how the fuck did they know

It wasn't supposed to be a boring as fuck go nowhere movie either

At least the bf was white.

> Not noticing the non Death toll
The scary part was that no final death toll was shown but it was implied that it was in the millions.

I can't stop picking my nose wtf do I do

All of my courses have been moved to online till the end of the month as the faculty better prepares since some retard who works in one of the dorms came into contact with someone who had the virus and has it himself.

off-white
Not an anglo or anything.

This is the one point of my life where being a hermit pays off. I'm probably still going to get sick because my family's retarded and doesn't believe this exist.

>retarded
Just like the dude that got infected. He knew the person was infected and went to visit anyways.

based schizo

I JUST WATCHED THAT MAN ON Joe rogan & i am literally shitting myself

youtube.com/watch?v=cZFhjMQrVts

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You actually have that backwards.

this!!! a thousand times!!

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god damn that had to be fatal.

>never seen a horse suplex
it's all natural and nobody was hurt in this scene

Fucking stupid creatures I hate horses so god damn much

>Son dies
>Wife dies
>Finds out wife was cheating on him
>Whole world goes to shit
>Rioting
>Burglaries
>Enforced isolation for everyone; no one going in, no one going out
>Everyone feels like life will never return to normal
>Vaccine is found
>Can finally give daughter vaccine
>Can finally give daughter a small slice of a normal, happy life

What the fuck is wrong with you? It was just a father trying to make his daughter happy.

>son dies
I think you mean his wife's son.
>normal happy life
lmao you Americans and your proms are so cringey.

The funny thing is he was out of job

obsessed

That doesn't follow.

If you get it it'll feel like asthma.

>The whole ending is just 'we developed a vaccine and everyone took it the end
Did you miss how they wondered how yo tackle the whole problem about distributing the cure?
I don't see many movies who is doing that. Usually they just dump it into the water supply and that's it.

>if Yas Forums was a man during pandemic

Kek. Shit hasn't even begun.

cant wait til Cuntrow dies and they find seven limes up her cunt.

This. He should have slapped the bitch for putting their lives at risk for leaving quarantine. Hell I would have left her outside to coof to death.