Here's your order user, that will be $5.99, and remember it's all you can eat...

I literally live in new orleans
never once in my life have I heard a local say crawdads
and I am a local
fuck you

the shells are good for your joints

>there are anons here who've never been to a crawfish boil
would an hero myself if that happened to me

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>living in New orleans
this post made by Red Stick gang

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5.99 all you can eat? I would drive for a fucking hour for this. That's unbelievable

better?

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Like 1/10th of those individual bodies contains edible meat. It's such a waste.
They share a common ancestor with cockroaches, too. Enjoy eating bugs.

I presume this place has a butter dispenser I could use?

I refuse to eat any seafood no matter what. Fuck the sea.

always remember you get what you pay for, so it's too cheap to be true it probably is
the food is probably cooked with gutter oil over an asbestos fire pit

>They share a common ancestor with cockroaches
So do you

Disgusting nigger roaches of the sea.

cope harder foodlets

youtube.com/watch?v=Hwhr2sLafC8
for me, it's bamabass

How much does it cost for you to dive your car for 2 hours?

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I take the bus so it's free.

I figuratively live in New Orleans and I hear it all the time

It's a way to get pork fat incorporated in your craw-daddy bake. I presume more is buried in the pile of seafood.

Well crawfish is boiled in water and i dont care what kind of fire is used to heat the pot
Probably like 20 bucks. And anyone could easily put away 20 bucks worth of crawfish

Get the fuck out this is a Southern Master race board

Probably worth then :^)
Myself, I hate commuting (all kinds)

If that's true at all, it's negligible. The point is that sausage is good and it soaks up the seasoning.

I would mostly dig into the tasty seasoned potatoes because I hated de-turding and I'm not eating their shit
I've heard in plenty in tammany, but jokingly

how do you confuse crabs with lobsters/crayfish
one is a dinnerplate with legs and claws, one is a Space Marine shrimp

>all the plebs itt

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this user might be right
they used to feed them only to prisoners, and today the biggest export market is China
whites have been tricked into paying premium for deep sea bugs of the same family as wood lice (pillbugs/rollie polies/etc.)

It's true enough for paella. But I suppose that has lots of rice that holds onto the fat and oils.

Lads I want the ice to thaw off my lake, I want to catch the legal limit of pickerel and perch. and I and have fish fry.
This thread is too based.

Never have but always wanted the god tier southern eats. I know I am missing out.

>be leaf
>every local fisherman and their forefathers is a massive troutfag
>the only worthwhile fish in their eyes is the trout
>some have a small tolerance for smallmouth bass as a game fish
>pickerel are introduced
>the Chad pickerel is a born winner, invades and proliferates in nearly every body of water
>trout get BTFO
>troutfags seethe
>time to eat pickerel, right?
>no
>still, only trout are worth eating
>local fishermen are mad when they catch a pickerel
>they kill the pickerel, they leave it to rot on land
>they tell each other pickerel tastes bad and is boney
>none of them have actually eaten pickerel, they balk at the idea
>mfw they could be overfishing the shit out of pickerel and releasing trout, having delicious pickerel fries and saving the trout population but trout autism is embedded in their bones
they also refuse to eat any kind of perch, citing boniness, and so a few bodies of water are boiling with massive, untouched perch populations

>mini crabs that are a pain in the ass to eat.
Crawdads are the simplest to eat, stop attempting to extract meat from the tiny spindly legs you absolute banker.

Its more of a suburbs thing

what are those yellow things?

alien eggs

those are the eggs

corn and lemons
real question is WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MUSHROOMS I SEE 1

corn

Anyone who eats these disgusting bottom feeders deserve to get sick.

Ikea supposedly has a Crawfish feast at their Ikea Store restaurants every year.

>I have to pay 20 dollars in cali just for handful of that

fuck

Trying too hard

I’m not from New Orleans, Or Sweden.
I don’t fucking know how to eat those fucking things, and when I tried it wasn’t worth the effort.

Ironically people who eat crawfish and other such food statistically get sick less and live longer lives.

you're severely mentally retarded

>things are expensive in COMMIEfornia
kek

>ignatiusposting
>the epitome of Yas Forums self contained in one man

Brah there's an Elvis song called King Creole that goes

He sings a song about a crawdad home,
He sings a song about a jelly roll,
He sings a song about some pork and greens,
He sings some blues boutta, New Orleans

Cajungang rise up!
Why is our state so shit bros?