Castlevania Season 3

travelers are literally just uppity gypsies who can even slightly pretend to be white

>Well, at least it has some good, non-pozzed pairings.
Based
>ywn bust a Fat Forgemaster NUT inside vampire pussy
It's Not Fair, user

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To give you an idea of what could have happened but did not;tl;dr you're watching an entire season of filler s1 is kino,s2 is good;not great, and s3 is literally a shitty fan fiction doujin that doesn't actually move the plot. When you reach ep 10 you're going to have a 180, because EVERYTHING could have been condensed to two episodes. Also
>you could of had
>alucard working with the teens who visited him
>attempt to train them
>notice they're not up to par,and won't be for a while
>decides fuck it lets get rid of your vampiric war-lord
>they attempt to convince Alucard to travel via castle
>Alucard is like "nah it's protecting the library"
>twins seethe but move on
>travel dangerous route to japland
>they finally make it
>it's actually a trap, and the twins are working with the vampiric war-lord
>it turns out they're not even from the land and are mercenary/assassins for hire
>reveal plan that they were going to kill Alucard, and have been hiding their power levels to use Dracula's Castle to eventually aid the war-lord into becoming a central figure, and one of the many antagonists fighting the vamp civil war shit
>Alucard beats them though, and said war-lord bitch is killed off along with twins
>Alucard obviously distressed with the bullshit he just experienced reminds himself that it was not man who did this, but evil n shieet
>realizes where his dad was coming from, but remembers where his mother was coming from as the villagers rush to Alucard to thank him offering him gifts etc
>Alucard recollects himself, and realizes he's the protector his friends ask him to be;cut to flash-back of their escapade
>Alucard walks off into the sunset
see that could have been your Alucard arc instead I can some it up like this
>Alucard finds jap twins in his front yard
>"train us"
>okay
>cute montage of them getting way too touchy
>turns into sex montage of them trying to seduce a vampire(the fucking irony)
>proceed to have incestuous bi threesome with jap niggers

I'm a South Yuropoor user, I know what gyps are. But the Speakers are just "Nomads", not Roma or whatever. I don't remember their origins, but lots of native Euro groups were nomadic, with no relation to gyps.
>Based
It honestly surprised me. You have the two dyke vampires that nobody cares about, but there's not even one case of niggered or whatever. And they're three seasons in. For Kikeflix, it's weird. Also, Lenore a cute. CUTE!

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I like how every Yas Forums bitchfest thread about some manchild entertainment inevitably has a bad amateur writer being an idea guy.

She's a gypsy, you retarded simp

it gets better when you realize you're also sharing it with people genuinely captivated by this shit season which offered nothing in plot development, and everything in doujin tier fillers. If you're one of those people kill yourself;take a shotgun, and fuck yourself with it.

>making a man a literal slave when he is already devote to you entirely

I can't imagine this will help, it'll just hurt his work ethic.

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False, room temp IQ

>it'll just hurt his work ethic.
the writers have to give him some magic ass-pull where he takes the bind lenore gave, and somehow destroys it. hector isn't a pussy, but they made him such a simp cuck in this adaption aaaaaaaaah.

Why is the voice acting and script writing so shitty?

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>>no qt short-haired redhead Spanish gf
that sounds like my mum 35 years ago lmao

>watching past s1
yikes

because the west cant into voice acting

just think of it as an anime dub that was written in english, badly translated to japanese, and then badly translated back

can somebody post the fucking webm of the gay sex scene already

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>Just one butt-fucking scene with Alucard?

2 eps in, tell me this isn't true!

No, a girl is also there.

I hated the fact that St. Germaine didn't do too much but it's fucking obvious he's like Gandalf levels of wizard but it was kinda badass how he stuck his hand right in Cthulhu's eye and BTFOed Dracula (all in the name of some elusive probably already dead pussy) but yeah whatever

Because every actress who isn't Erica Mendez that Netflix hires is really fucking bad. There are good English voice actors out there, none of them ever get hired by Netflix (outside of Bojack at least).

Err I'm pretty sure they linked her people the Speakers with being some sort of Roma/Gypsy/Travelers/Tinkers clan?

He fucks a boy and a girl at the same time, super ambiguous in terms of what actually happens, buttsex meme just started because "lol I hate gay"

buttfucking is not the issue

this show has worse pacing than fucking better call saul
>nothing happens in 2-8 episodes
>suddenly everything happens in episode 9
>10 episode is aftermath

laughable shit.

I liked that season but the buttfucking scene was completely unnecessary

I mean if they wanted to have a sex scene for Alucard, couldn't they just have went with the girl, instead of her and the guy, who then proceeds to assrape him

Yeah the Asian girl was fucking hot. And it also cuts with Hector fucking Lenore and yet this board is obsessed with a few seconds of gay shit when the girls in the scene were hot. Like imagine watching porn and being fixated on the dude's cock? Wtf Yas Forums you homos?

>Err I'm pretty sure
Get surer, dipshit

If she's spanish why does she sound russian?

doesn't this belong on Yas Forums?

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>imagine thinking watching porn and it suddenly cuts to men assfucking each other is somehow not gay and being confused over people not liking it

This they should have just not had any gay stuff

they are all eastern Europe characters . It weird to the ears not to have yanki voices for everyone. but they are all from that area.

The Alucard subplot is worthless padding, the nips characters are just stupid and cringe but it just becomes comedy gold when it turns into a threesome ending into complete betrayal because alucard "didn't show them the toilets" and he "didn't want to repair the castle engine".

Trevor and Sypha spends the whole season waiting to get into some random priory basement after spending half the second season into another one.

Hector is stuck in a cage, being an idiot manipulated by the first vampire woman around, again.

The other vampire sisters are just pointless cunts wasting screentime.

Saint Germain is looking for someone whose identity is never revealed and just end up leaving through the stargate, hoping for another season to give him narrative value.

Dracula himself would rather remain in hell with his dead wife rather than plague mankind.

On the other hand, Isaac proves to the best thing this show has to offer for the second time.

Yes, but also Yas Forums, some things just fit on multiple boards and that's fine

It's not anime nor is it a cartoon it's a Western adult animated series on Netflix.

Trevor and Sypha are based.

I don't mind a lot of the female voices, I think Trevor is among the worst.

accent blindness is a sign of autism

>"lol I hate gay"
no it's because what people do in the privacy of their own home is their own business. But if you show a top level badass being a sissy twink bottom bitch, you've basically undermined the entire series. People who dont understand this are undermining LGBT groups, so whatever.

>Alucard was spread too wide

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here it is you homo
i.4cdn.org/v/1583704784946.webm

Who else has jacked off to the Hector/Lenore sex scene most nights since you've seen the show?

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Stay in your containment board

>gf
they never kissed, they're just fuck buddies

based retard

friends with benefits, nothing else

Make me

nah mate, they seemed quite loving to me.

wow amazing insight Mr Reddit, you deserve some gold

>everyones gay all of a sudden