Lol

It's only funny because the actor himself could totally get it and has crazy (I fuck like a horse) face.

If the character was mishaped landwhale it'd just be fucking sad.

post moar edits

enjoy thinking that's what's out there, incel. plenty of non-std and chill girls to fuck out there, chief.

Is something wrong with me as a 29 year old kissless virgin?

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>Traditional rites of manhood and male spaces are steadily dismantled until there are literally none left
>The sole remaining rite of manhood is having sex with a willing woman who isn't paid
>More and more men are unable to fulfill this rite as more and more young people become perpetually single, lonely, and isolated
>Effectively a huge portion of future generations of men will be totally barred from entering manhood in the eyes of society
>Even daring to mention how terrifying this is conceptually gets you called an incel or virgin yourself, regardless of relationship status or sexual activity
This will end very well.

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Only if you feel bad about it.

just none in the anglosphere
t. guy with french girlfriend

Literally the opposite. He looks ugly as fuck and would be nowhere without his career. The fact so many people on this board venerate him makes Yas Forums posters suspect abominations.

>He looks ugly as fuck

Nah, man. He's Average Hot, not traditionally handsome but certainly not ugly.

And he's got crazy face and the crazy ones fuck the best

> would be nowhere without his career.

That's like saying he'd "be poor without his money"

If virgins aren't mocked then there won't be social pressure on them to better themselves and contribute to society.

go outside you fucking depraved mutant

>t. will poulter

Maybe for fags. Women wouldn't fuck that guy unless he had money/status. And by nowhere I clearly meant nowhere on anyone's radar. The guy has shit tier facial structure and bizzare features on top of it.

eyebrows nigga

They basically made this video with the premise of "how to get momcest made into to a movie watched by general audiences"

nah theres nothing wrong with being a virgin, I had sex for the first time at 18 and was all worried about it, then it happened and literally nothing changed. making fun of virginity is just something whores do to make themselves feel better.

news.sky.com/story/black-mirror-actor-will-poulter-quits-twitter-over-response-to-his-role-in-bandersnatch-11598154

>This will end very well.
It will actually. Monogamy evolved independently in different cultures for a reason; it's the pairing that makes the strongest and most stable societies. Women prefer polygamous societies so they can share the alpha male, but men in a polygamous society that aren't alphas have nothing to lose and no reason not to revolt and try to bring everything down.

I wish Emma Roberts would take my virginity.

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All for Chad daddy

>be awkward looking bong
>make out with Emma Roberts and Jennifer Aniston
desu He did alright

Him being a pussy about being called ugly certainly makes him less attractive but nah I'd still get on him

>Society and the media openly mock virgin males, a growing portion of society
>"Incel panic" kicks up every few months and popular mouthpieces that run billion dollar companies effective discuss eugenics programs and exclusionary policies for men who simply haven't had sex, which is a growing portion of society as mentioned above
If you think that more and more men being locked out of reproduction won't have serious consequences, you have never paid attention in history class.

The current cultural paradigm is based around shaming tactics to prevent the "revolt" of the lower classes and excluded men, and it seems to be working fairly well.

incel

list your age and the extent of your sexual experience ITT
>27 years old
>hugged a girl in the 8th grade during a game of spin the bottle that i wasn't even participating in

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Imagine if she walked up to you angrily and grabbed you by the neck, digging her long manicured fingernails into your skin. She Yanks you down onto your knees and forces you to eat her pussy.

That would be the worst!

>you have never paid attention in history class.
I paid attention, history was my favourite subject. I don't view violent uprisings as a bad thing, they're natural to our species. All I'm saying is its silly to feel bad about being a virgin

>24
>Numerous girlfriends, dates, woman once paid to have sex with me

I am no chad and I do okay.

>angry incels RISE UP unironically
Lmao, the fact that you think this is some global phenomenon just shows that you're stuck in an echo chamber as bad as the one you deride Twitter for containing.
Man and woman have been fucking since the dawn of the species, and the rules haven't changed much. There are the haves and the have nots. If you think some white boy losing his virginity at 25 instead of 18 is going to cause some irreversible damage to society lmao just lmao

>31
> Stopped counting. Probably between 60 and 80 butts fucked. It's a miracle I didn't catch anything serious.

>34
>kissed at least 2 girls, one awkward handjob, one awkward titjob, have never had full on sex

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But not if those virgins are women, right?

how do you have a titjob but not sex?

Popular culture pressures men into feeling bad about it. Not only that, there have been popular references to the idea that if you haven't had sex yet, you are a violent terrorist or somehow broken.

>Being disingenuous
Both major world powers, the US and China, are suffering from a huge portion of young men never getting married and never having stakes in the game. If you think this will not cause issues, then as I said before: you have not paid attention to history. Men wanting to increase their status in order to reproduce has historically been the cause of just about every single conflict imaginable, in mankind's existence. Simply stating this is the case is not the same as promoting it or desiring it, but what would you know?

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virgins past 15 years of age will never contribute to society or have sex, so it's pointless

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he's quite literally one of the ugliest people I've ever seen

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>26
>fucked 6 women
>3 in the past year.
>currently dating one and our sex life is kinda shitty because she's chronically ill

>25
>had two gf’s with lots of sex, anal and vaginal
>6 hookups with a girl who’s now a lesbian
>haven’t had sex or a relationship since 2016

I’ve had multiple women fall into my lap in the past few months and I just tense up and can’t say anything of substance. I have major intimacy issues due to childhood trauma and am looking into hypnotic therapy.

>best emma.jpg

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If he didn't have those weird ass eyebrows he would be good looking, someone put some regular eyebrows on him instead and see if it holds.

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>Popular culture pressures men into feeling bad about it.
because popular culture is run by women, who are mostly whores. Try using that brain of yours and thinking about it lad.

And despite your personal feeling I would literally willingly commit sexual acts so perverse and deranged with will that the devil himself would appear.

You eat what you like and I'll eat what I like

Chad is term for colleger under 25. Have you boomer forget the memo

ugly whore

Who the fuck cares WHY popular culture does that?
It fucking happens anyways and it's helping no one other than criminals

It's okay to be into ugly/quirky looking guys. Nobody here is suggesting you can't. You trying to reframe him as 'average hot' is what we seem to be taking issue with here, homo.

What this scene was about?

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t. worst emma

>muh culture
Society shames men for lack of sexual prowess and women for being too loose. The main difference here, yet again, is that you freely practice the latter and when you experience the former, you cry timeout.

The bong slipped the screenwriter a few bennys

lucky kid getting to make out of with mommy aniston

Well a according to Hollywood virgin women don't exist.

>normie
you're one of them faggot