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No, but I am.

It's only "4 teh lulz"

100% medically accurate

This, prisoners are crazy. They will literally start a riot in a facility they're trapped in, knowing they can't escape, just to take some agency back from their captors.

eating shit doesnt sound that hard, there are worse fates

>there are worse fates
true, you could post on Yas Forums for the next 10 years

>Someone is going to rip their jaw off to get free from this
even if they did, surgery involves tearing the ligaments on their knees precisely so they can't move much, let alone escape

you'd be surprised how easy it is to pacify an inmate. If I ran a jail I'd give them beer, I'd give them drugs, I'd give them all internet access, laptops, cable tv and the like. Any attempt at a riot, and I strip one thing away. Watch how fast the OGs get the dissenters into line.

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>tfw been on here 9 years now
jesus christ user do you want me to kill myself

hahaha imagine the light stinging as the guy behind you vomits on your asshole haha wouldn't that be weird haha

What is the practical application of unnecessarily mutilating a healthy person?
I dont know but americans do it to new born babys genitals literally every day.

What the fuck are you talking about Yas Forums hasn't even been online for......oh. oh fuck.

>mfw waiting to be centipeded and intentionally cut in line behind a chad with nice glutes

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The whole gimmick Tom Six went with was that it was "medically possible" so you're not pedantic.

the first movie, at least. second and third get more schlocky and more meta so all semblance of realism goes out the window

being first in line would be hella kino, you'd get to shit in everyones mouths rent free

the idea is you get reduced sentence for being in the centipede, so maybe if you want to end sooner you should pick the rear instead?

i would go to prison just so that i could shit in someones mouth

Yeah I think you're right there's no way this would work in real life what were they thinking lol

Actually, by the third person they'd die from dehydration. If they reduce eveyone's intestine length, the first guy will die from malnutrition. If they joined everyone's circulatory systems they'd probably sustain each other as long as enough calories are consumed, however the cardiac output would probably be not enough to sustain 3 of them, the erratic circulation would very easily form clots, given the individuals are at least blood brothers under anti immune therapy.

This concept is fucking dumb to be honest.

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You'd become their bitch, nigger.

youtube.com/watch?v=ehTiiwScuJc

HOL UP

The 1st and 3rd films where just whatever for me, but the 2nd film is genuinely fucking disturbing. This fat fuck nails it.

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i didn't see the movie
what do they actually do?

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fuck I forgot about that one
I remember for insanely uncomfortable was watching it

Do americans really?

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Just some fetish shit. The first one hit it pretty good, a hot girl being forced to swallow a man's shit while naked and mouth stapled to his ass, and then another hot girl forced to eat the shit of the shit from the girl in front. That's depraved shit but it gives me an erection.

But a bunch of guys stapled together? Nigga u fucking gay.

youtube.com/watch?v=g3ScVcD3ExA

>Fucking butter knife, a fork, whatever
No you wouldn't, retard. You'd barely even scratch your skin before you gave up.

>mass quoting
Kill yourself. I didn't even open your faggot thumbnail, you waste of a sperm

These movies might be fucking stupid but all three have amazing posters I'll give em that.

Just a prank bro

because
>he's craaaaaazy and german bro
do you need more explanation from a schlock film?

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Bleeding out is a well-known way to die and if you want to die a little ouchie on an artery is hardly a big deal.

whats the story behind this

based

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reddit said its a thai army hazing ritual, very gay. i thought it was Abu Ghraib at first.

cursed image

>his military doesn't have mandatory human centipede training
do americans really?

How do you get them back into their cells? I mean how do you move them at all.

I can somewhat comprehend the existence of one Human Centipede movie, but why the fuck are there two more?!? Nobody watches that I hope

I still can't believe they got so many people to volunteer for that surgery

spoonerleaks.wordpress.com/2013/01/21/accusing-royal-thai-army-of-hazing/

That's what happens in the first movie. The guy at the front cuts his throat on a glass shard and the girl at the back dies of blood poisoning, and apparently the movie ends with the girl in the middle just stuck on her hands and knees attached to two corpses LOL

>the movie ends with the girl in the middle just stuck on her hands and knees attached to two corpses LOL
lol so funee

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lol imagine being the guy at the front of the line

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Probably the only instance of a mass quote that has actually been a funny post. You could have simply not been a faggot and just responded to OP with that image and it would have been just as funny though.

What the fuck

>tfw that will never be you at the end
Why breathe?

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imagine they were all girls and you were at the end...