That 30 Year Old Cthoomer

>yes waiter I’d like to have some plain white toast, hold the flav-
>hold on, what is THAT?
>CALAMARI!? OH NO HOW TERRIFYING ON A COSMIC SCALE AHHHHHHHHH
>OH FUCK IM GOING WICKETY WACKETY BONKERS CRAAAAAZAAAAY
>IMAGINE IF THOSE TENTACLES WERE IN SPACE AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH NOOOOOOO
>THIS IS HORRIFYING THE UNIVERSE IS A DEEP DARK VOID FULL OF MASSIVE SQUIDS AAAAAAUGH I THINK I’M GONNA CTHOOM!!
>OH NO I’M CTHOOOOOOMING HRNNNNGGGGGHHH TENTACLES EVERYWHERE NOOOOOOOO
>IS THAT...IS THAT AN OCTOPUS? WUH AAAAAAAAAAAA I’M GOING INSAAAAAANE!!!!
kinos for this feel?

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>makes a fun on Howard Phillips Lovecraft

you're in dangerous territory kid

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serious question why does he make discord trannies seethe so much?

This is probably my favorite recent meme

Oh look Niggerman, it's Lovecraft thread again.

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failure to cancel.

Oh no an Italian! I'm going INSAAAAAAAAAANE!

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>Ah my DNA results have finally arrived! Of course I already know it'll be 100% Englishman. Now let's see. Wait... only 75% english? How could this be? And the other quarter is... by Jove no! Its Welsh! I'm an abomination! AAAAAAAHHHH IM GOING INSANE, HELP ME NIGGERMAN!

Ha ha

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>be normal man
>see octopus
>I'M GOING INSAAAAANE
why is this so funny Yas Forumsros?

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I laughed

>>OH NO I’M CTHOOOOOOMING

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do not open if you value your sanity!

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niggerman

he was based and /ourguy/
literally named his cat "Nigger-Man"

His cat was dangerously based

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Didn't he write a story about coming to peace with his Welsh blood?

AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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There is not one famous historical person more /ourguy/ than him. Prove me wrong

>What's-all-a-this mess, eh? Who's-a-makin'-a-mess in my ristorante?

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he created an entire genre that still dominates modern horror and left a larger cultural imprint than any tranny movement ever will. He was also hilariously racist and redpilled

>stuck indoors being a sickly and poor writer but catbros keep you company

Oh god, a loathsome, daemoniac, eldritch mass of curled black hairs and suppurating, rugose and pallid flesh. Two eyes like black stars burning in the expanse of some hellish firmament...it groans at me in an incalculably ancient, guttural tongue, words not meant to be shaped or spoken with any semblance of a human mouth...my mind...I'm going INSAAAAAAAAAAANE!

This would be funny if you didn't use the -oomer meme.

I'll admit, I laughed. Thanks user

No he wrote a story where a man sets himself on fire after discovering he was related to Africans

>that one story where the twist is that the woman the protag had sex with turns out to be an octaroon

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Got a link? Welsh descent here so him losing his mind over the Welsh ancestry bemused me a bit. Though it's obvious all these beliefs people now like to shit on him for coming up a century after his death stem from being a mentally ill man

youtube.com/watch?v=EkupUtNYeAA

yes, the story where a man accepts that he is in fact related to a monstrous race of fishmen and leaves America forever to live in the sea

Loathsomeness waits and cooms in the deep, and decay spreads over the tottering cities of men.

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can't, it's 100% true. I bought a collection of all his mainline stories, which has a ton of biographical segments, and there's just so much i recognize from my own life

Innsmouth was Wales, not even joking. He found out his great auntie was Welsh or something.

>A cat!?!? IM GOING INSANE

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That actually isn't entirely true, if you read the ending to that one what's actually happening is that the narrator's transformation into a Deep One has progressed so much that it's affecting his mind and judgment. That's what makes him decide to join the rest of them in Y'ha-nthlei, not any kind of acceptance. Lovecraft, considering how much of an intellectual he was, probably found the thought of his mind and personality being corrupted like that particularly frightening.

Meow!

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I think this was when Wales was most integrated with England too (to the point of them basically being English people with oronounced regional accents), the language dying, and the resurgence of strictly Welsh culture took place after his death by like 20 years, so that makes his revulsion even more bizarre and indicative of mental illness.

mwah bellisimo

You’ll never be a real woman. It’s obvious to everyone you meet.

>tfw nature already cancelled him

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cute!

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youtube.com/watch?v=YudpzmTf59w

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH NIGGERMAN HELP ME

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Why does this make me laugh

GODDAMMIT

yes, the "thought of his mind and personality being corrupted like that" and suddenly seeing niggers as people and realizing Jews are not maliciously plotting to eradicate white america must be truly shocking for him

Be careful when walking around the witch house.

Yeah and he wrote another where he sets himself on fire after discovering he was directly descended from an apegirl his great-grandfather fucked while in the Congo.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger_(dog)
why were Amerikkkans so racist?

>"Oh Lovecraft's racism was just a product of his time you can't really blame him"
>not knowing that he was incredibly racist even for the time period and would have been considered a weirdo

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I don't even think "racist" is an accurate word for Lovecraft, or at the very least, it's reductive. It was more of an intensely focused agoraphobia. dude was just irrationally scared of people different from him.

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was it lovecraftian?

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>Oh no an Italian! I'm going INSAAAAAAAAAANE!

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>When, long ago, the gods created Earth
>In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
>The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
>Yet were they too remote from humankind.
>To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
>Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
>A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
>Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

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True Pickman's model

How can you be scared of something this cute?

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What are some must reads by this man? I don’t even understand the meme but it makes me laugh

Why did he hate black people? was he a dork that got picked on in school by niggers?pakis? whatever.

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oooooh i finally get it. these pics are supposed to be italians haha good one

>was he a dork that got picked on in school by niggers?pakis?
>implying the kind of schools he would have gone to were blighted like that

Lovecraft is more than just sea monsters and tentacles.
giv cephalopod gf

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Lovecraft was born in 1890, he didn't go to school with niggers. He hated them for the same reason everyone hates them now, for being disgusting, low-IQ subhumans.

He was a WASP in New England in the 1920s. Even us Greeks and Italians were swarthy scary foreigners to him.

Which is funny since he loved Greek and Roman myth. Many of the Anglos in New England were into neoclassical revivalism.

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Correct. All they'll see is a high test Chad. Which, incidentally, is what you'll never be. It's obvious to everone you meet.

Now what could this be?

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