Shitposting is illogical edition
/trek/
Jacob Wood
Camden Murphy
/trek/, if you are seeing this comment, it means you attempted to start a new thread while the generals's self-destruct sequence was engaged. That will not be permitted.
Hudson Martinez
Not if it's ironic
Dominic Brown
Hail the bastards
Adam Ross
>M'Ress
Nathan Harris
Sir, I believe the term you are looking for is 'Fat Shit Posting'. The word 'shit' and the word 'posting' are not connected.
Gavin Diaz
>dude lets give Sarek alzheimers lmao
>actually its a subtle reference to Gene almost dying a year later
Jason Thomas
I need a cup of coffee to go with these dubs.
Lincoln Brown
Shut up Mr Data
Colton Allen
First time ever watching star trek. On season 1 episode 18 of orginal series. Why is is so comfy?
Justin Jones
As you wish sir.
Nicholas Anderson
No way Sloway.
Mason Anderson
THIS THREAD WAS POSTED TOO SOON FUCK YOU user
Blake Carter
Commanders, if /trek/ is so great, how come they never get dubs when they want?
Camden Watson
You think? Check em!
Mason Hill
Julian, if you just take the time to look at it logically, you'll see that dubs are the purist form of posting. The Cardassian greats knew this.
Adam Kelly
First for overly detailed description.
> Mike Minor designed transitional Phase II uniforms from Mediascene magazine as painted by artist Jim Steranko. The uniforms look like a cross between TMP and WoK.
Noah Fisher
Humanity has overcome the need for dubs.
Gabriel Evans
>tfw you're not the worst poster in /trek/ because
exists
Samuel Reed
42 quid for a (((Limited or Obstructed View))) ticket.
Camden Kelly
Those old uniforms doesn't look bad. I think they do look sharp. Also I love the style of these old school paintings so much.
Logan Long
"When the fly girlies see this, I'm so getting laid!"
Alexander Bennett
Noice. I'm going as well
Adam Murphy
Steranko was fun back in the day. Part of the Silver Age comic book artists that were influenced by Mad Men advertising and the men's pulps.
Aiden Hall
/trek/ suffered a great wound while I was with the Prophets...the fat shit occupation. The /trek/ I've returned to has lost its way. People no longer follow the path the Prophets have laid out for them. They no longer strive for originality!
We must heal the wounds of the occupation. We must reclaim what we were and follow the path the Prophets have laid out for us.
Brody Nguyen
based hail the bastards poster
Benjamin Long
I love seeing skill like that.
Jace Hall
what am I looking at
Liam Gray
I still have hope that the Pike series will be good. Yes, they'll be lots of fanwanking and young Kirk will show up and will probably be butchered, but it still might be fine aside from all that. Just give me a good adventure of the week series where every episode is a new plot, that's all I ask. Stop with the shitty season-long arcs, please.
Adam Morgan
Mister Data, if the civilians are all to safety, seal the subspace hemorrhoid, we must remain and trap the discord fags in the old thread to ensure peace for /trek/
Benjamin Torres
look shit
Austin Sanders
You're a fool who is willfully enslaved by his own hopes.
Luis Carter
Expectations are among the first steps on the road to disappointment. Especially with nutrek.
Bentley Perry
100 volumes of the Star Trek Graphic Novel Collection. Something like $2000+ total just sitting there.
Ryan Foster
pdf for 30 bucks
Daniel Kelly
Another pussy magnet from the fine folks at Eaglemoss.
memory-alpha.fandom.com
Matthew Jenkins
most sexy females of trek = TOS
Least sexy females of trek = STD
Mason Smith
>let's see if this works...
>computer. activate restricted program: 9/11 simulator. authorization code: lucky larry.
>set steel strength to twentieth century standard. activate holographic planes. set religion of pilots: islam.
Camden Wright
which way is the sky guy
Matthew White
Are they any good? Or just look decorative on the bookshelf?
Cooper Green
...
Liam Powell
Is star Trek even good?
Brandon Roberts
Is good even Star Trek?
Samuel Garcia
Is it?
Angel Morales
TOS>TNG>DS9> yes.
ENT> you have to take that one up with the entchad posters.
VOY> No.
All of nutrek>Hatewatch unless you are tragically gay.
Hope that helps user.
Mason Reed
>horrible art
>if all the ships they included that ugly Voyager/Maquis kitbash
Aiden Richardson
I don't believe in hatewatching
Chase Kelly
It is.
Lucas Moore
That logically translates to no then user.
Gavin Sanders
Owen Foster
>It is.
Is it, though?
Owen Thompson
Well, this guy seems very excited about them.
But they are reprints. Star Trek comics aside from the books from the 60s are cheap on the used market and free cbr copies are readily available.
Dylan Clark
The Original movies are great 423516
The next gen are ok 2134
The series are hit or miss with lots of filler
tos
stp
tng
std
ds9
voy
eny
Grayson Brooks
>star trek comics
>it's always the enterprise e in their shitty movie costumes
why
Jaxson Powell
Original movies get grouped under TOS for me.
V is the only turd.
Ian Sanders
Those darn TNG movies.
Andrew Wilson
The ENT E makes my pp hard though user.
Gabriel Morales
Oliver Bailey
If my calculations are correct, Captain, our remaining supply of Preparation H may be just enough to soothe the space-time irritation. I recommend loading our entire stock into a shuttle and launching it directly into the galactic anus.
Carter Collins
I once met Bill Shatner, I asked him to sign my dvd's of based star trek 1-6 and told him ive shit posted in over a hundred /trek/ generals he said "i'll sign them if you do one thing for me"
“‘Anything, sir, anything!’
“‘Well,’ I said, ‘do you think you could promise never to reply to fat shit poster again?’
“i burst into tears. my jannie drew herself up to an immense height. ‘What a dreadful thing to say to user!’ she barked, and banned the poor user away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the user, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of second hand memes, childish banalities.”
Jackson Richardson
I don't mind mini arcs, or larger arcs that go on in the background, but with the picard series we have seen the inability of writers to craft a coherent and compelling season long arc.
just look at the whole elnor plot, we were on a ticking clock to save data's second daughter and then make a side trip to some outlaw planet. picard's justification for this is that data's daughter might already be dead. it makes no sense.
Austin Bailey
Sir, the Discordian ship appeared out of nowhere and is hailing us.
Oliver Barnes
You couldn’t even keep the perspective straight. It starts off as a story of when you met Shat and by the end Shat is talking about you. Apply yourself user.
Luis Brown
Fat Shit posting is a doomsday weapon. It is only meant to be used in extreme situations by skilled /trek/ers to purge severe irritants.
As this is a logical thread and no deadly irritants are present, it's steady as she goes user.
Easton Myers
Ignore and lock the airlocks, fly away slowly on 1/4th impulse and turn up the radio.
Julian Hughes
I'm a writer for Disco.
Ryan Lee
>multi-thread story arcs
This shit’s kino.
Alexander Barnes
Based schizo poster
Josiah Miller
How many is a quid in freedom units?
Blake Campbell
What does good need with a star trek?
Caleb Garcia
don't worry mr. sulu, we're immune to their homosexuality.
Julian Campbell
Jose Sanders
Liam Perry
I would defo dip her right after bill and Rodenberry, she is out standing.
Blake Lewis
NOT AGAIN, OPEN A CHANNEL.
Daniel Garcia
I'm still stuck in the mirror thread universe after the fat shit posters sealed it to stop the discordian tranny hegemony user,
But don't worry about me there are soooo many penises, oooh my!
Colton Richardson
prime next gen checking in
Hunter Harris
I second this. Just hold it in until we need it, boys. Otherwise we’re in danger of clogging.
Juan Wilson
This is the real Captain, Belay that order.
Make sure mister Worf is secured in his quarters till further notice.
Lincoln Russell
Hello captain, if you dont let us make the new thread at bump limit next time you will suffer the consequences.
Thomas Williams
Kirk to Enterprise. We have found the bald captain.
Adam King
>klingorcs have weird reptile skin and conehead shaped heads
>for some reason a season later the character has a normal head shape, smooth skin but her neck is still reptile-like
Joseph Murphy
Christopher Jackson