>Tfw no comfy JP thread
Tfw no comfy JP thread
More like Laura Sperm, amirite?
>she was 23 in this
WTF
When I got my OLED tv, the first movie I watched was JP in 4k. Glorious
the cgi really holds up in 4K?
Laura Dern is relentlessly unattractive.
Dr Grant says it’s a bad idea
ALAN
She was one of those broads that got more attractive with age
For you
the brachiosaur is a little rough, but it was still noticable in BD too. It moves pretty choppy during the scenes where the camera is behind grant looking up the a trees
Lads, I'm looking to get Muldoon Swole. What are the best exercises to get thighs like his?
Like hell, she did.
He literally says it in the movie.
>They should all be destroyed!
Welcome to Jurassic Fark
Bitch looks like Lurch.
I love a good JP meme, post your favorites
Cyborg lazer dinos. Only way to save the franchise
mirin hard brehs
ALAN
Its ok to be gay user
BRUTAL mogging
This, holy fuck, Dern. Get it together.
>ALAN, get the FUCK off my plane!
>laugh track
>MEEEEEEENNNNNNN
>fat kid sharts
>empty bottle of Crisco rolls out from underneath the chair
ikr, how can femtoids even compete
I was so obsessed dinos as a kid what re your favorites lads?
Same, i was autistic about them
He had a flashback to the Rhodesian Bush War.
For me it's the Dilo. He cute.
I used to really like Acrocanthosaurus. Still do. I also had a soft spot for all those really small carnivores, like Ornitholestes and Coelophysis. Feathernoncing has probably ruined them now, though. At least the Herbivores probably still all look the same.
i'm impressed at how terrible these memes are
Only a lifetime of African brush wars can get you that physique friend
No u
I can't tell if he's being ironic or if he's an actual facebook boomer.
look at this
Do you prep your girls bull?
>I have a soft spot for those really small dinosaurs
Same when 3 came out I liked these little fellas a lot.
I literally used to run around with my arms like a T. rex and squak at people, quite embarrassing now that I think about it
Styracosaurus, king of the ceratopsian master race
EPIC
The trex with a horn
top kek friend
How is saying an woman looks more attractive older a cuck thing? Did you come in here just to project?
>I literally used to run around with my arms like a T. rex and squak at people, quite embarrassing now that I think about it
Oh god, you too?
Save it, it's yours my friend