Why was so angry? What was his problem?

He was 5'11

Short men are unironically the most oppressed group of people in the world

They explain it in the musical.

there was this one manlet I would taunt back in college. He would turn into this little ball of rage. still couldn't do more than try to kick my shins though. he's a marine now

more than gamers?

>tfw you were the manlet of your group of friends when you went to see this movid and the girls of the group started got an idea from it to start teasing you about being a manlet and then all the guys piled on too to impress the girls
Shit sucked. I really got the short end of the stick and you cant complain or everyone says you have little man syndrome.

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sure you did buddy

Insane how Dreamworks got away with this

there was this one lanklet I would beat up back in college. He would turn into this little ball of fear. still couldn't help but try and stutter out insults at me if a girl walked past. he's a Yas Forums poster now

we became good friends actually.

Back me up here. At school back in the day I had an argument with someone over whether "I wonder if he's compensating for something" implied farquad had a small cock or if it just alluded to the fact he was short

It obviously meant he had a small cock, right?

Making fun of him on the internet doesn't sound very friend-like to me

If he is tiny, then his cock is definitely tiny

penis length is correlated with height
this is the real reason all manlets are perpetually angry

Being short is worse than having a small cock. Atleast you can hide the latter.

he gives me shit about being a lanklet all the time.
its alright

Not the same thing my man. Making fun of a guy for being tall is like making fun of a guy for having a big dick

Lmao short end

It's a small correlation. Still plenty of short guys with big dicks. And because they're smaller overall, it can look bigger proportionately

yeah but being an ogre is far far better than being a manlet

The thing is, the laughs were generated by the fact that he was short and felt bad about it, not because of his assholish behavior. People in the audience were laughing at him because he was small

>all this manlet hate
back off assholes..

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Shortness
But as king he'd be able to snap his fingers and fuck whoever he wants

Too bad no one wants to marry a manlet lmao

Why would a ruler care what other people want?

He was a literal midget, which is considered a disability. How did Dreamworks get away with this?

To stay in power? So that the peasants, and nobles, don't rebel?

As much as I'd love to be taller, I'm afraid most of it would just going into the wrong place. No point being 6' 2" if three of those inches are in your neck.

But even that is perceived through the lens of self interest

reddit.com/r/shortcels/

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Frankly he had it coming. There are no excuses for being a manlet.

Cope

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manlet rage
youtube.com/watch?v=Q12-rCfIdSc

To be fair, Shrek only mocks him to vent some frustration. It was all Farquadd's fault that he had to leave his swamp and go fight a dragon in some faraway castle. He also knows that Farquadd is an asshole who deserves the mockery

Is John Lithgow the only American to do a good English accent. His Churchill in The Crown was great too.

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>be me in highschool
>all they guys are hanging out, we start taunting the shortest guy in class
>he tries to defend himself, says he's just average
>"sure, women's average!"

Share your manlet rekt stories.

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It's like making fun of a guy in a wheelchair. Manlets get enough shit from women, they don't need it from men too

>be 16
>be boylet
>go out with female friend who happens to be taller than you to see Shrek
>she teases you and calls you Farquad and it spreads
Fuck you, Leah. It ain't fun brehs.

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Kek

he was an incel

Shrek hadn't seen Farquad yet so he couldn't possibly be alluding to his height.

garbage show, teaching kids that being short is worse than being an ogre

based Leah

manlet gamers

lord fuckwad lol

COPE

lmao grow up manlet

I love this movie. The entire movie was a huge "fuck you" to manlets.
>Autistic incel fat ugly ogre that lives in a literal swamp
>Is tall
>Rich alpha leader that lives in a castle that is adored by everyone
>Is short

>Princess picks the ogre

Even Farquads guards were intimidated by the absolute height of Shrek

yes just what men needed, more heightism and hypergamy. fuck off you cuck

theres actually a thing where girls think shorter guys have bigger dicks

Im not sure who came up with it, either girls to justify dating shorter guys or shorter guys to cope

can't hear you from down there little boy

>can't hear you from down there little boy

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you're literally feeding thots that practice heightism, meanwhile these women get more and more entitled and when you get older your wife will forget about you because there are dozens of men yonger and better looking or taller than you. I hope you have a terrible life and in your death bed you'll feel miserable