Mulan remake getting good reactions

>no black people
>in a Disney movie

THOSE FUCKING RACISTS!!!

Im not seeing this chinese propaganda, especially after the dirty fuckers infested us with corona

Sounds like desperate shilling from Disney-drones desperate to keep the company afloat since this film is guaranteed to bomb.

I lol'd at this and the random noble family of negroes that tries the slipper on. Nonetheless it was a good movie

Only girls and gays use Apple products. You're not a fag, are you?

Not enough diversity!

Why aren't there blacks in that shot? Blacks were instrumental in Chinese history. I can't believe the bigoted writers of this show left them out.

Imagine being homophobic.

Not surprising considering that you're a windowslet and took ages to come up with a comeback.

they ricewashed history!

Well that's nice. Even if it flops hopefully we will at least get a good movie out of it

Kind of shocked Disney bothered buying good reviews for this turd

Mulan was always a good movie, what can they possibly fuck up? Aside casting niggers and spics

get the fuck out of here itoddler
if you aren't using windows you'd better be using linux

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Removing one of the characters because of #metoo and publicly announcing this, for example

Based. Where is diversity Disney?

One of the best live action remakes. None of then are good so that means it's shit

>one of the best live-action Disney adaptions
Wow. Such a high bar it had to clear.

I hope it gets pirated massively in china & no one sees it, of course that's assuming they all don't die of corona

it didn't even clear the bar. its just "up there" on the shitpile because its the most recent one squeezed out

Is eddie murphy in it

>one of the best
Out of a selection that is entirely forgettable

So when do you guys think people will stop taking initial reactions seriously?

Holy crap! So you're telling me this is better than the Alice In Wonderland remakes, the Maleficent movies, AND possibly the Lady And The Tramp Disney+ exclusive remake???
This is historic! It could even be as good as the Dumbo remake!

Birds Of Prey had the same stellar reviews from bluce check marks on twitter who had access to preview screenings

>one of the best

>no songs
>no dragon
>no bad guy

???

>10/03/2020
Nice fake article, numbnuts

I thought we were past this!!! It's 2020 ffs!! I am so ashamed

*cough*

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Songs are absolutely lame, what are you a woman? This film has a ton of problem, but the lack of a song number and a talking cgi dragon aren't one of them.

You massive fucking queer the songs in mulan are probably the best from any disney movie apart from hercules

SupermanvBatman and Justice League got glowing reviews in early screenings too so no thanks

>no li Shang
What kind of retards did they screen this in front of?

DISNEYKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!!!

>censorship

Fuck, I hate this board.

>he wants another speechless
Musicals are for fags and women. Which one are you?

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The only black in past East Asia is in Japan. You don't put Japan shit in china movie.

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>one of the best live-action Disney adaptations

Talk about damning with faint praise.

>we must make this female princess have more depth and agency!
>meanwhile the only story the princes ever get is "I'm worried I might not be a good king"

But then it's been decades since Disney Animation had a lead male that wasn't under 16, a criminal, a con artist or just an antisocial douche.

I know, right? That's a backhanded compliment if there ever was one.

'The skinniest kid at fat camp' syndrome

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

too bad no one will go to the theater to watch it

If this is "one" of the best, I'd love to know which ones they think are better.

The best one was probably Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland and that is sad.

yeah and Onward is also the #1 movie in the world despite having the lowest opening for any Pixar movie

Nah, the Cinderella one was pretty good, was a good take on the fairy tale.

Tim Burton's one was also technically a sequel

Coronavirus is an escaped Chinese bioweapon, get fucked chinks.

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I legitimately didn't know that there even was a live-action Cinderella.

Pixar has not made a good movie since Brave. Steve Jobs was the real soul behind the studio.
What a shitty bioweapon, it is no worse than a bad flu.

It was before they decided that the remakes should be 90% shot for shot identical but with an additional song for a female character.