Browse Yas Forums on the bus

>browse Yas Forums on the bus
>look up and see this
What sort of television & film would be good as a conversation starter?

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Just start calling her beautiful. Girls enjoy compliments.

*unzips dick*

I'd more to another seat and try to forget I ever saw her, everything is futile.

turk detected

oi m'lady, care for some cummies?

What is she thinking about?

"Are you that black girlfriend in Joker, but for me? Please respond."

>talking to strangers
Have you been outside? They ain't worth it.

Show her this thread and tell her that she's the latest internet starlet

>taking a bus
>thinking you can talk to randoms on a bus

nigger leave the fucking HOUSE
only poor people and foreigners take buses

Secretary

>t. american

_____ ____?

>I'm sorry, I don't want to talk to you. Please leave me alone. There's no obligation here
>places hand in her bag and grips something
How do you honestly respond, Yas Forums?

That's because public transportation in usa sucks

kek

Not even American, achmed(s)
if youre living somewhere that its accepted that """regular people""" use public transport, youre either poor or from london
and being in london basically makes you a nigger

take your pick, poorniggers

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I spit at her and begin screeching like a Dilophosaurus.

You're missing out
I go out of my way to take the bus during hot summers
t. Coomer

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of course you're american. only americans think UK somehow represents europe.

Based Japanese perverts

Auscuck?

Why not at least be subtle about it if you're going to take creepshots?

>puts two rounds in your chest in self defense

And London doesn't even represent the UK

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>die happily, knowing it's finally over

>plastic surgery face
>likely tit implants
if she's getting embarrassed because he's filming her that's pathetic. I hope she's just covering herself because she's cold.

"What's your favorite JAV"

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nice reading comprehension you fucking thirdie
now I KNOW youre poor and probably ALSO a slavnigger, worse than any whitenigger

proof that all women are retarded whores
>wear revealing dress on public transport
>people stare at your tits
>get upset

close but no cigar

"I want some thick black cock deep inside of me, but the boy in front of me is a pasty white sissy."

never gets old, hapa-jew.

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>>Not even American
>has a collection of rent free 1.jpgs saved up
Poor poor persecuted niggermutt

t. anglotrash

With his voice and a stronger jaw he would be a turbo chad.

>Do you enjoy the works of Wes Anderson?

how was your transition?

Do they really?
I think you'd just be seen as a creep.

check my five

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How do I get an Eastern Euro gf?

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Don't say anything because 99% chance she has a boyfriend or is married

name?

The irony being Blacked and Cűck posters are all pajeets/jews/chinks

Meme images and cringe text. Yep, it's a Yas Forums troll.

actually her breasts are lactating

TELL ME WHY
I'M STUCK AS A VIRGIN WITH RAGE
I SO NEED A CUTE GIRL MY AGE

I have your IP address.

Prove it, dumb nigger

Tell her the least appreciated aspect of a beautiful woman is often her feet and tell her you would be happy to rate hers.

Only if you're ugly

This guy fucks

Now how does this happen? I've been to middle school, highschool and some of college and I have never seen this happen

>>>/reddit/

God. I just want a conservative white slavic gf, is that too much for an asian man to ask for?

>anglotrash
muhamMAD

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good looking women at that age 99% of the time are married or have bf, she also has ring so make it 100%

Yikes, big woofin booferinoing Oof there m'dude
y'all should consider going back to yall reddit guys!

It's on her middle finger, not her ring finger though so there's a chance.
there is no chance

>be 6 foot 3
>work out
>not even in particularly great shape; arms barely 16 inches
>what Yas Forumscels don't realise is that this is actually impressive to 99% of the population
>constantly getting women asking if they can hold onto my arms instead of the handrails on trains etc. Because they're "easier to hold on to"

The average quality of a human being is low as fuck and people will get fucking thirsty at anything slightly above average.

>"Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?"

call her bluff and knock her out because we're too close for pepper spray and women will literally rather be raped than kill someone today. then i'll drag her somewhere without cameras.

Karate chop everyone on the bus

contrary to popular belief, some people do have a natural kardashian face while others need surgery to compensate

If you went to grad school you know it happens all the time

I'd smile the biggest, brightest smile while making direct eye contact with her to get her attention. Then when she's looking call her gorgeous and make some genuine comments about her being an angel and falling down from heaven, etc. All while smiling my pearly white teeth at this goddess and making sure that I'm making direct eye contact.

>You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death and then play around with your blood.

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flash her the condom in your wallet

stop larping manlet retard, I'm 6'6" and mogg you hard and never had anything like that happen with the exception of close friends. Imagine thinking that a girl who's never seen you will ask to latch onto your manly hand, fucking incel.

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just go to eastern europe, women get abducted there for human trafficking and organ harvesting every day of the week.

Literally every girl I meet now has a bf already

>arms barely 16 inches
how do you reach anything?
are you some kind of genetic freak with tiny arms and gargantuan long legs?

based turkbro

boku no pico

I'm Asian tho

yes

>Literally every girl I meet now has a bf already
for you

Would you like to watch Tremor 1 in my place?