Recommend me some ASMR kino

How can something that's purely audio-based be kino? Can a radio drama be kino? Can a song? How broad is the concept of kino?
Not the troll, but I greatly prefer audiobooks. Sometimes I'll put on ambient music at the same time.
Lately, I've been into the Barsoom series with meditative music thrown in.
youtube.com/watch?v=nwvS0VZjIhc
youtube.com/watch?v=orxh1Y_X5Jo

seething

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I'll dig through my recents, hang on a minute.

>[1MINUTES ASMR] Come in if you want to get hit
youtube.com/watch?v=n1qBOnblqLs

>ASMR Girlfriend takes care of you after a long day! (Kisses, I love you, brushing and stroking)
youtube.com/watch?v=tY3FYkVWVRQ

>[Big reports from big tits] ASMR TENGA and Glass rod & lotion
youtube.com/watch?v=4X3NbaL8Zgs

>YOUR 2 GIRLFRIENDS LOVE YOU ASMR VALENTINES DAY KISSING SOUNDS
youtube.com/watch?v=9rxpIPyRkAI

>【衝撃】ASMR シリコンの口にピアスする音 - Sound to lip piercing the mouth of silicon【Awesome】
youtube.com/watch?v=xKMJcdZ7lkw

>In love with ASMR ! TOP Gentle wispering ...i wana try
youtube.com/watch?v=L0gPpFRNP2c

>ASMR Latex Gloves Hand Sounds
youtube.com/watch?v=3Z9seLv3hrA

none because its zoomer trash

>enlighten me on your patrician method of falling asleep then
Lay down with your wife/gf close so you can feel her breathe, hold her hand with one of yours and hug her with your other arm. Works for me everytime.

That’s gay dude

Listening to fake whores isnt. Got it champ.

for me it's anglomommy

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>I greatly prefer audiobooks
Here is a recommendation. It's pretty short though so you have to fall asleep pretty fast
youtu.be/WHOZfc1WF4M

Goodnight Moon.
But apparently you are not allowed to like her anymore because she is a lesbo slut

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just play a "rain sounds for 10 hours" youtube video you stupid coomer.

I don't like murder.

asmrbluekatie

What happened to the austistic jewess?

You wanna know how I know you never did that you larping faggot?

got ugly and dykey

close your eyes

Go to the gym, dinner early and left you fucking phone far away from your bed

overproduced coomer garbage

The ones with "glove asmr" but in reality its clearly just a leather/latex glove fetish video and you just jerk off to a decent looking woman rubbing her leather gloved hands over themselves while hearing the high quality leather creaking sounds through your headphones.

Of course.

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just fucking close your eyes in a dark and silent room on a comfortable bed
what the fuck more do you need you reprobate

ASMR is tranny shit

This works, i've done it with my sister a couple of times.
Really comfy.

>Recommend me some ASMR kino
that fat guy with a beard

Cringe
Based

ASMR is sonic cancer.

Undisputed Top 10 ASMRtists.
1. ASMRMagic
2. ESC [Reality]
3. ASMR Bakery
4. TingleBelle
5. Bright Grey
6. hatomugi
7. Fairy Char
8. ASMRSoundSpace
9. ArtofSound
10. fastASMR

Reminder, any thot who whispers into a mic isn't an ASMRtist, as the latter experiments with sound, doesn't rely on the visual medium.

Perfect songs from 20s and 30s

Gee, I wonder how people must have managed to fall asleep before the internet

>thot who whispers into a mic isn't an ASMRtist
yes, this is an important point

>But apparently you are not allowed to like her anymore because she is a lesbo slut
This is years out of date at this point

youtu.be/YxG0L4sf0Uc

For me it's 2017 Pelagea youtube.com/watch?v=3LCUnWEcPhM

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youtu.be/N3jQEQyGEaU
I listen to him every night

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Hysterical Literature > ASMR

>OMG JUST TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN
>JUST COUNT SHEEPERINOS!
>A TALL WARM GLASS OF SOI MILK DOES THE TRICK
>JUST ASK TYRONE TO QUIET DOWN NICELY

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youtube.com/watch?v=PAEfdS97Szs&t=0s

youtube.com/watch?v=YhHHI4BBjg0

what you're feeling is cringe chills, user. that's not asmr, they're different feelings

What's more baffling to me is the sex """"ASMR"""" on soundgasm. I don't know about you guys but i couldn't relax or even fall asleep while a girl is moaning in my ear and making blowjob noises.

Ok Karen

What's more cringe, camsluts or ASMR sluts?

>le cringe xD
still a better Lara Croft than Ang*lina J*lie

>smoke weed
>turn on fan
>blackout room
>have sex with my girlfriend and then fall asleep in each others arms

eating/slurp/licking sounds alone are irritating enough, i cant imagine relaxing with sex sounds

asmr girls who are just pretty whores being "intimate" with millions (and no notion of sound) are annoying

cosplay/ larp/ roleplay asmr is cringy shit. Some girl pretending she's daenerys or your girlfriend is shameful to watch

coffee beans sounds are better even

Based fellow autist