I can't believe this entire fucking board has been shitposting about one scene instead of talking about anything else...

>MUH SEKRET CLUBHOUSE
kys

most of them are self hating gays in denial so of course that's the only thing tha matters to them

just how big a percentage of the population do you think is gay?

Sypha was voiced and drawn with extra care this season. They nailed blooming of maiden in love.

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>go to 5ch
>5th post in netflix castlevania thread is "i can't believe alucard got his butthole plowed"
lol
Personally I thought it was a mixed bag. The Trevor and Sypha parts weren't bad but also not very interesting, with the scholar guy's substory being rather underwhelming. Isaac's parts were genuinely great. The Alucard and his freckled Japanese twins storyline was boring and extremely unconvincingly written. The vampire sisters didn't really do anything; Hector falling for the redhead didn't feel convincing either.

It was pretty funny.
>old magician making ball of humans to attack isaac
>trevor and sypha raiding the church and killing all the monks
>hector licking vampire pussy and telling her he's her bitch?
>alucard crying tears of joy because he's getting his first gay fuck and suck?
I laughed every time they cut the action to go over to Alucard.
btw, was the monster design always this bad? They all look like something I'd draw in junior high.

>watching Shitflix
Kill yourself my man

They're really riled up over the fag scene when in actuality it depicted faggots as evil.

Why do Americans do this?

Most of the series is boring. It is just people standing around and talking. The show is like a lamer GoT.

There is no such thing. The meme that people who hate faggots are secretly gay was literally invented by faggots to make criticizing them for being disgusting perverts impossible.

In reality the strongest correlating factor with being a faggot is having suffered child sexual abuse, having toxoplasmosis, and dying young. Being a pedophile also correlates really well with being a fag. 70% of pedos are fags.

There's a reason civilized nations hang these people from construction cranes. No, I suspect that the reason people are upset about Alucard's weird sex scene is that it A: Came out of nowhere, and B: Didn't have to involve gay shit.

Like there's no indication that Alucard is gay, so why would you have the Nip guy show up too? Just send the girl to seduce him, and have the brother sneak up with a stake or something to kill him, which causes him to panic and kill both of them.

uh, you mean the GRANFALOON???

Most of the monsters were references to old game stuff. Some of them didn't translate well, like the obvious cthulhu.

All it takes is one ultra shitty scene to ruin an entire franchise.

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cringe nonsensical redditor pavlovian response

>someone having sex ruins an entire franchise
or you could just be mature and don't over-analyze a scene for more than it's meant to be

does the vampire plotline actually matter? Like when I think of Castlevania I think of a dude vs a literal castle full of monsters. not vampire politics

I agree, I thought the other two seasons were okay, but I really enjoyed this season.
Another thing that Yas Forums being obsessed with the gay buttsex scene detracted from was any discussion of the Judge. He was one of my favorite things in S03, a character who was essentially treated as protagonist for the whole show(he even kills the human antagonist), but is revealed to be a child serial killer sociopath in a twist that wasn't necessary and was just there to build his character and make it more complex. I thought it was really interesting.

I agree, thank you. It was really out of place, and it makes sense as to why he told them "When I get to hell". There was a lot of foreshadowing to that climax, even after all of the individual characters had theirs, just one last surprise. There were a ton of twists in this season that I really liked.

>lets turn a character gay and have him get fucked
>not ruining a franchise
cmon my guy stop being gay

Yes, it wasn't out of left field, it was just a very well written lawful evil character.

Alucard was extremely lonely, and I don't think he cared so much for who the people were or what the sex was about. It was more of him just indulging and forgetting his loneliness for a time. He spent the entire time missing everyone he knew and loved for months, maybe years without interaction.

Course everyone here just wants to shout HA GAY LOL

GAY
ASS
SHIT

>about anything else during the season.
literally this season
>oh i love pussy, but i love beer more
>hey hector you fucking simp take off your pants i'm about to take your balls-lenore
>alucard:member that time my dad helped the humans;member how I took on those two japanese students*record scratch as scene of alucard being penetrated missionary style freeze frames* now their staked just like dad used to do it!
>the nigger :piss be to the prophet mohammad oh;hello based fellow nigger sailor of the sea I see you've been around a bixnood muhfugga to know the ropes;gib ride
>"wow dudes look dracula isn't dead;nobody ever really dies!"
the only thing remotely "based" about this season were the femdom lenore scenes, and quite literally only the lenore scenes.

>liking complete filler trash that can barely be considered setup
to each their own i guess.

Note that he isn't gay in the games and managed to get a chick knocked up once.

>thought it was much better paced than 2
season 2 was fine;wasn't great, but it was sure as shit better than s3.

>was the monster design always this bad?
s1 was genuinely interesting with its design. s2 is where all of it just becomes a rehash, or very bland uninspired "demon"

>freezes your beer
>not pounding her ass so hard she can't walk as punishment
was trevor cucked?

>years
no it was 1 month at the most you didn't watch the fuckin show.

His progeny is still going strong by the new milennium so I wouldn't call him cucked.

>have no action,progression, or overall sense of adventure in a series about paranormal quests
>set up Alucard with a set of twins from a homeland under vampiric rule
>have it set up that they need training
>should have eventually led to Alucard realizing they wouldn't be able to kill said vampire
>Alucard makes a trip to Japan
>ending of season ends with twins staying in their village being thankful n shieet as Alucard walks off in the distance after brutally murdering said Vampire
this is how it was supposed to go you edgy hot-topic homosexual. whoever approved this scene should be staked. A legit transition to Japan could have led to some really interesting monster designs, based on folklore(like the giant fucking skeletons in jap folklore we love to meme from the aria of sorrow game). This entire season is very gay.

I meant in the way that he was locked up in a coffin after fighting Dracula.
Yes, I'm aware it's only been a month or handful of months, but if there's enough god damn time for a "legend" to spread about you beneath a city, i'd say it could definitely range to years.
He was only with Trevor and Sypha for a week or something, and his only friends were gone as quick as they came, only this time he had noone. Both Dracula and his mother are dead.

>months, maybe years without interaction.
it was a month you giant homo

I don't understamd why creaking skull got so memed.

Did you even watch the show? They didn't care if that vampire-general died, they needed the ability to KILL more vampires in the future, because there is still that void of command or space to be filled. Maybe the twins could've been handled better last moment, but your resolution is ass.

How the fuck did you even make it to season 3. The characters are all one dimensional stupid tropes, and the dialogue is possible the most cringe I have ever seen.

>Yes, I'm aware it's only been a month or handful of months,
i see you're still grasping! Alucard already has a love interest, and it's maria. Imagine being captivated by an entire filler season of homosexual fan-fiction.

Alucard thinks it's been years because he's bad at gauging time being a vampire,Trevor's behavior suggests it's been months, Carmilla says they walked 800 miles to get back to Austria from Wallachia and that they lost all of their horses early.

It's obviously been months. However, we also don't know that Alucard's arc is actually concurrent with Trevor and Sylpha's, for all we know Luc's actually 200 years in the future.

why is almost everyone the same condescending dick in this show? if i got to read the script with no names attached to the lines, i would never be able to tell who's saying what

I honestly don't care about Alucard's sexuality, I cared more about what the scene represented than.. him taking a dick up the ass. I know he has Maria and that's fine?
I say months because both Sypha and Trevor say "We've been together for a couple of months" in one of the later episodes of Season 3, so that leads me to believe it could be multiple.

>Did you even watch the show? They didn't care if that vampire-general died, they needed the ability to KILL more vampires in the future
Yes I watched it, and thought it was a shit idea to use the "well we need to know how to kill vampires big dummy" instead of "yeah we have a unique problem, and we don't know how to get rid of it). by not going this route Alucard's entire arc was "I trained these twins, and they literally fucked me in the ass".

He literally said its only been a month at the beginning and says its been years as a fucking joke. The writers were like hahaha hes going crazy after only a month LAUGH.

>I cared more about what the scene represented than
the betrayal of a surprise dick in the ass?

this that faggot captivated by the jewish filler season fails to mention this

The arc was meant to show how evil humans can be and show Alucard what his father saw for a time, which is why he even mentions his "Dead old Dad" in the last few words of the season, to elude to what his vision of them was.
Sure they could've just attempted to kill him, but to abuse someone in such a weak state is an incredibly evil thing, it shows a bit more deviousness to a human than Alucard had suspected, and he learns to burningly hate something he was so quick to defend in season 1. It was also paired scene-for-scene with Lenore's abuse of Hector so I believe it fit.

Really, is the sex portion really.. all you guys cared to notice? Why does it matter so much?

>A whole month without getting your ass slammed
Unthinkable.

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the show has really sloppy writing in general and many moments with embarrassing direction, so people only joking about alucard getting his butt stuffed is honestly painting it in a prettier light than a serious discussion of it would.

I agree with most of your post, but I thought Isaac (the nigger) had the most interesting scenes in the season, even if it was mostly talking it was the only arc that felt like it was progressing anywhere.
>"wow dudes look dracula isn't dead;nobody ever really dies!"
But he is dead, the resurrection failed, he is still in hell. That's a weird complaint though, even in the games Castlevania is all about Dracula coming back to life to fuck everyone up.

The entire season was shit, the only enjoyment we can get out of it is shitposting about Alucard getting fucked in the ass and Lenore's hot as fuck femdom of Hector. Legion being controlled by some random old dude was fucking lame.

I dont get it either, Alucard didnt even get any penetration, looked like pure foreplay the whole time. The real highlight of the season though was Sypha getting blackpilled that the world full of demons is, in fact, a shit place

>putting peen in ass
Thats gay user. Alwaus penetrate vaginally you fag

these fucking trannymancers