My boy..... im buttfucking my boy...... lisa.... our boy..... your greatest gift to me.... and im buttfucking him

this guy saw this thread, got an opinion on it and decided to post it.

>not plunging your hips full throttle into that eternal boipussy
What are you... Some kinda homo?

Alucard has gay sex with a Japanese guy, then when he finds out the Japanese guy’s intentions, pulls a Cannibal Holocaust on the Japanese dude and his sister. Someone just poorly shooped Dracula’s face on the Jap.

>thirsts for nothing but blood and pussy
Where were you when Mr. Sparkles became far and away the most based and masculine vampire of all time?

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THE FUCK???
ok, no more (((netflix))) series for me.

>Alucard has gay sex with a Japanese guy
.............Gee, didn't think we'd see that in a cartoon adaptation of Castelvania.....

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Bros...

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Why is the media trying to turn children gay? There's gay/tranny sex scenes in every single video game adaptation that has come out recently.
??????????

HOW IS THAT ANY BETTER THAN OP?

>alucard
>posts belmont game

>R-rated show
>BUT MUH CHILDREN

>based on a kid's video game for fucking super nintendo
>cartoon
you don't even believe in your own arguments

it isnt incest atleast

>a kid's video game for fucking super nintendo

how many children do you think play or even know about snes games?

I laughed when the interracial lesbian vampire scene came up.

trauma based mind control. broken people are the best NPC's consumers. unable to change, they are trapped in a vicious circle of feeling sad, consume, dopamine rush makes them feel good and then sad again.
did you see how broken people, gays and thots always do the same self-destructive behaviors and aren't able to change? well, that's why.

>Alucard
>Castlevania 4

>When you get to Stage A and Bloody Tears starts playing
4 was the best Castlevania by far

A good chunk I imagine, especially with that SNES thing that came out with 100 pre-installed games, including Castelvania.

If you decide you like sucking cocks because you saw someone on tv do it, you’re an idiot.

Is this a test?

incel alert

Somehow getting fucked in the ass is more masculine than sparkling vampires

So incel = heterosexual? Or does incel simply = non-democrat voter?

Somehow destroying supple human pussy and the entire room in the process is more masculine than ass sex.
>ftfy

>So incel = heterosexual? Or does incel simply = non-democrat voter?
>Somehow destroying supple human pussy and the entire room in the process is more masculine than ass sex.
>>ftfy

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I like the library stage's music

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>incel alert
kek, user hitted to close to home

>stop being heterosexual and subscribe to netflix right. FUCKING..
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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>...Anonymous
>03/10/20(Tue)07:42:44 No.130559631
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>>stop being heterosexual and subscribe to netflix right. FUCKING..
>>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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>a Netflix bot shows up to derail the thread

it's an attempt at normalizing the gays and making it look cool and hip

zoomies can't even physically play those games. they're not stimulating enough for their little adhd brainlets

It's normal in the civilized world

>s1 and 2 are flawed but decent adaptions
>s3 nothing but gay shit, did you know people have sex with goats, flame turds

this

>raping the source source material
>decent adaptions

lol, no it isn't
it's a freakshow and everyone knows it, but are trying to conform to their media programming.

>noooo not my vidya!

>>s1 and 2 are flawed but decent adaptions
>>s3 nothing but gay shit, did you know people have sex with goats, flame turds
The only good season is 1, 2 is dogshit.

Maybe where you're from, but here everyone accepts it.

kek

>lol, no it isn't
>it's a freakshow and everyone knows it, but are trying to conform to their media programming.

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explain how castle shit doesn‘t belong on Yas Forums

I can't

in their heart, way down deep, they know it's fucked

>everyone thinks like me

nah, faggot
it's a truth, not an opinion

definitely the best classicvania for sure. ball's up in the air for metroidvania castlevania

>Why is the media trying to turn children gay?
population control and mind control to make good little damaged consoomers

>The only good season is 1
It had the same shitty reddit dialogue

Define reddit dialogue

I think its a passive form of population control