No, with a motorbike made of jealousy

>No, with a motorbike made of jealousy.

Fielding absolutely destroyed Amstell's entire career with this single sentence.

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Amstell destroyed his own career by bullying minor celebrities to the point that none of them wanted to go on the show until he left.

It wasn't even a good line. I quite like the guy and he's often pretty funny but Noel Fielding always got an inordinate amount of audience support on that show, mostly from hardcore Boosh fans and altgirls who want to jump his bones.

Well, Amstell was getting way too serious and Fielding successfully brought the banter back down to a more playful level, rightfully bringing the audience to his side.

Crisps

Je suis une poupée de cire, une poupée de son. Mon cœur est gravé dans mes chansons, poupée de cire, poupée de son.

They both looked like they were having a good time. Are British people like women where the madder they get the more jovial they start looking?

No, British people are genuinely impossible to anger. I understand this is a foreign concept to Americans who are never not angry.

The Amstell saga had some great quotes.
youtube.com/watch?v=dUwM3B9Xqtw

That's a pretty big yes.

>Oh man, those dirty Jews, always hiding that they're Jewi- *watches this video* Uhhhh...
Good grief.

ICE FLOW, NOWHERE TO GO.

Amstell is your neurotypical uppity upper class anglo jew & Based Fielding wrecked him.

>Noel Fielding
youtube.com/watch?v=nTvUu6to5bc
Let's see how far you can get

>impossible to anger
Brits are passive aggressive in a way that most other cultures aren't and it's begun to infect a lot of the west. They generally take a bunch of shit, bottle it up, then explode once in a while. Don't mistake it for stoicism, it's bloody unhealthy.

And that was a good thing. Those B-list celebs needed taking down a notch.

I would contend that bottling it up is MORE healthy.

>that shameless passive-aggressiveness

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it doesn't look like anything happened tho?

Amstell was fired from Never Mind the Buzzcocks shortly after this exchange.

Maybe if you meditate and workout regularly. Just quietly seething will end up killing you.

We need something like that in America. TMZ Live pretty much worships every nobody they talk to. Literally never heard of any of these people on TMZ Live and they talk like they're all amazing.

Oh I just popped my little chicken legs into some bubblegum cloud pants, which a cheetah sold me at a shop on the moon!

>minor celebrities
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Six seconds. That fucking presenter was awful. I didn't even get to see Noel.

Try this one, it goes right into Noel.
youtube.com/watch?v=hUcKLxZVQro

Yeah he's not great.

I like him in Bake Off. Stand up comedy is kind of an outdated medium anyway.

He strikes me as more candidly funny yeah. The problem with modern standup is it's nothing but preachy soapbox shit and reddit tier humor.

Lamarr was better anyway

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The way he says "running through their veins" here is a dead giveaway. He's not very good at sounding white.

That is interesting that you say that because there's a whole scene in the movie where David Duke gives a speech to him about how black people aren't good at "sounding white". From what I learned about the true story, the KKK members actually did not suspect him even a single time and the scenes in the movie where. they got suspicious of Stallworth were completely fictionalized in order to make a more interesting film. So honestly David Duke is pretty fucking stupid and the world will be better off when he's finally gone.

>meditate
Fuck your buddhist nonsense, faggot.

Exercise is stellar for keeping a good mood, however. Cheers

Zen > Buddhism

Prove me wrong.

amstell is pleb filter

>or maybe she'd kill me and make it look like suicide
stunningly based

When did he say that?

youtube.com/watch?v=EbUWONCyV3I

For anyone who doesn't know, Courtney Love is Kurt Cobain's wife.

Stern & Letterman could get away with this back in the day. Not now, what with all mergers & acquisitions creating a handful of media beasts.

I don't trust "true stories".

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She was Kurt Cobain's wife. She's currently Kurt Cobain's killer.

can i get a quick rundown on this situation?

The fuck are you on about its the exact opposite. Amstell dressed down the dudes entire on AND off stage persona in a split second with razor sharp with. Amstell is a massive faggot now but he raped this fag

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Amstell hosted a panel show and Fielding was one of his regular panelists. At one point, happened. They were on the show together all the time so it's not like he was roasting some guy he'd never met, they're old friends.

Both are essential. Train the mind AND body.

Who's the hot girl that says "I'm gonna watch"?

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That scene is garbage and the rest of the movie is probably on par. The comments section is hilarious with all the virtue signalling LMAO

Fielding is the only funny British person

He's not half a Julian Barratt.

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>white guy says the n-word
You: "BASED!"
>black guy says every slur in the history of mankind
You: "That scene is garbage and the rest of the movie is probably on par. The comments section is hilarious with all the virtue signalling LMAO"

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Noel is such a faggot

He has a wife.

Amstell pressured a young boy into gay sex and he felt repulsed with himself for letting himself be groomed so he killed himself, he's not had a career since.

Doubt it.