How can one film contain this much unmitigated onions

how can one film contain this much unmitigated onions

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>it was revealed that Natalie Portman would return to portray Jane Foster taking on the mantle of a female incarnation of Thor, in a manner similar to the comics.[243]

>Thompson will reprise her role as Valkyrie who, after being declared King of New Asgard, will begin searching for her queen, revealing her to be the MCU's first major LGBTQ character.[244]

God that sounds so shit

Hemsworth and Holland and Simpkins are relentlessly handsome.

are we still pretending to like Waiki Tailki or has he reached Jordan Peele's level where everyone just agreed to just ignore him

I thought that female Thor shit was in the What If? series

They ruined Marvel's best property

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It wasn't.

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I meant the What If? tv series

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Thor was never good (cinematically speaking)

Latter

Legion was the best marvel incarnation thus far. Movies included.

agreed. My wife's son loved all the quirky dance offs!

Pretty sure the best ones so far are Raimi's Spider-Man movies and the 2004 Punisher

If they’re popular, we hate them. If they’re not, we pretend to like them until they become popular. If they’re in between we call them names. All the while we have a smug face

Those are up there too, I’ll agree. Liked the first two raimi Spider-Man’s and that punisher was pretty good.

Why gay Valkyrie? She cant find a nice black man? Always putting us apart

umm fast n furious, the rock and Tom Cruise are all popular but every single person on Yas Forums likes them

i like korg though mang

you would

ey mane

wtf, I love black villain's who's main power seems to be being a prisoner now.

Fuck off Jojo Rabbit was great.

I prefer to think for myself instead of looking to others about what I should think.

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This wont fly in china and Russia

based

I feel sorry for heterosexual tomboys who have to deal with all of their role models becoming dykes one way or another.

>revealing her to be the MCU's first major LGBTQ character
oh thank god, how intriguing

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LGBTMCU

Cringe
You'll never be part of something as great as a book burning with your fellow bros

Margot Robbie is an Aussie though. But you're right most non Jews get secondary roles not leads and considering they're 2% we shouldnt even see any more Jews than unicorns.

all these people are just memes and not treated as real human beings

I know this is probably supposed to be ironic but I can't see how, black ball and chain man is making perfect sense to me.

I still have no idea why they decided to adopt one of the worst received and selling runs in the series history.

I can't wait to not see this.

His name is the Absorbing Man and his power is to physically take on any solid he chooses by touching simply touching it. IIRC he's pissed in this scene because he wants to fight the real Thor and not a pretender since he actually enjoys their fights.

Wasn't he the bad guy in ang lee's hulk

That character is loosely based on him, yeah. In the comics he's not Hulk's dad though, obviously.

Imagine your career and livelihood depending on publicly being a woke soicuck. Chances are you'd find ways to voice your actual opinions as safely as possible. I'm betting most of these fucks are just kissing ass and saying exactly what their bosses want to hear, just like how Kimmel went from laughing at dumb blondes in The Man Show to crying onstage for all the victims of Harvey Weinstein.

Anything and anyone that can easily be made fun as long as it isn't something/someone praised by the progressive types, is accepted here, only to be "ironic" about them. The second they're related in any way to "woke" culture, then it's hated here, and if it goes the opposite direction it's strictly praised.

But it's all based on what we assume is the popular opinion. Like if within the next year western culture flipped and was all for lynching the blacks and gays and all that shit, and strictly wanted to get away from "acceptance" I guarantee you without a shadow of a doubt that in some way, Yas Forums would find a way to flip it's moral compass to once again go against the majority.

Post source on that.

What superHERO did she play?

Harley Quinn is, like it or not, classed as a superhero in terms of BoP narrative. You can hate it as much as everyone else but Widow was a villain too once, she even tried to steal Spider-man's powers once.

Stealing from a menace doesn't make you a villain.

Probably because reddit would move here while we white natsoc lads would be too based to post here anymore now that fucking tradcon big tiddy goth girls and public tranny porn burnings would be an option.

Ok Jameson.

Seems reasonable.

What would a tradcon goth girl wojak look like? Tiffany Aching from Discworld?

Jews comprise 99% of Hollywood. Do white people even work in Hollywood?

Nothing is flying to China

>entire "woke" comic book with fem-thor
>puts a black guy in ball and chains with striped pants
I don't understand on many levels.

Do they not like female heirs?

He’s not wrong

based Brie

Russia has a bit more tolerance for stronger women, but fuck no China doesn't like the idea of female superhero's. This is the fucking country that aborted so many women that they now have a shortage and their young men are like 50% virgins.

He was completely based in Infinity War. I hate End Game for ruining him as well as Thanos.

yeah, the difference between him in IW and Endgame was bullshit

Russians love strong women, we hate gays. That was the point.

portmans a based jew who doent agree with tht Zionist crapolla.
she gets a pass

It was probably his weakest film though. Wilderpeople is still his best.

That's besides the point.

He asked about women, not fags, ruskianon. Yeah russians don't like gay shit