Cast it for it's inevitable biopic

marky mark as the guy trying to kill some roastie for the last toilet paper pack

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mckenna grace

me on the bottom right

This isn't funny anymore the Chinese literally unleashed a plague on the world and destroyed the global economy

Is this what food looked like in white countries like 600 years ago??

>Ken Jeong is ... Patient zero

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I feel like there should be a caption on that, something like "shiiiieeeeet".

>Not posting the chink edit

Jet Li

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shits fucked bro

shouldn't blame the chinese to be honest. blame ourselves. we should have quarantined that country off from the rest of the world years ago. WE'RE the ones that shipped our factories over there. WE did that. we said, ok chink commies, you're the lynch pin of all of this now. lets hope it works out! it didn't. we sowed the wind, and now we reap the corona virus laden whirlwind

source

>*gong noise*
>*record scratch*
>yeah, that's me. you're probably wondering...

Good, I don't like the world economy.

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Marky Mark kills hundreds of Asian people and is surprised at the end to find out there was a pandemic.

>all the TÜRK nations like Turkey, Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan and Kyrgyzstan have no reported cases
>all the sub-Saharan African nations without wh*te colonies have no reported cases
KARA BOGA

► Detected: 114,089 ► Died: 4,004

>NEWS
US prepares for 4.8 million hospitalizations
archive.is/7BkR0

UK supermarkets begin rationing
archive.vn/UTeCL

15 million to die, $2.4 trillion recession
archive.is/s1wVX

New York declares state of emergency
archive.is/nBfIz

Italy locks down entire country
archive.is/9Qcoq

>RESEARCH
"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

Virus might spread through banknotes
archive.is/82HYt

23 year old football player dies in Iran
archive.is/RQEby

Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
archive.is/z6uLb

>REMINDER
China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
archive.is/2xlZf

Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
archive.is/HpyTu

Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
archive.is/TpjsQ

China burning bodies without testing or registration
archive.is/Thlaq

China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns

>LATEST UPDATES
23:45: 39 new cases and 3 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
23:00: 35 new cases in Norway.
22:25: 9 new cases in Portugal.
21:27: 207 new cases and 5 new deaths in Spain.
21:00: 73 new cases in Germany.
17:48: 1,797 new cases and 97 new deaths in Italy.
15:40: 203 new cases and 11 new deaths in France.
15:30: 2 new deaths in Germany.
15:00: 25 new cases in Spain.

>MORE
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just because media are creating hysteria, doesn't mean it's actually significant. governments are responding according to how the media is manipulating the populace. the sensationalism sells.

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ok çomar faggot

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top lel

>mfw all Republicans die of coronavirus just to spite the libtard media

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>eneiauveble
I know what this word means but how the fuck do you prenounce it

lol based

>94 more people in italy died over night
>entire nation is under quarantine now
How does this even happen in a non-3rd world country?

Turkey has only tested 2000 people so far. Those other places will have tested far less. The US looked pretty fine before they actually started testing properly, and now we know that it's actually riddled. Japan's number is only so low too because they're refusing to test anyone not showing severe symptoms.

is it because a slow news month, a smoke screen, or some illuminati psyops shit?

in-ev-it-able. Say it phonetically, exactly like it reads on paper

Kinda based tbqh

how do you say phonetically

more people die of flu in a normal monday afternoon in america

it's instrumental in maintaining the anti-china sentiment pervasive in the west. one of the most prevailing ideologies of the west is anti-communism, thus it needs an antagonist.

You're either retarded or foreign, but tbqh probably both.

so, it was a real virus or a biological weapon?

Go back to eating bat soup with a side of cat, Xu.

Based nonchalant boomer response.

there arent even old people in Africa and the young ones just die all the time from random shit anyway. They will unironically not even notice the virus

oh those poor innocent chinamen that keep spying on us and blatantly stealing our technology and repurposing it, that's just awful that the west keeps pervading an anti-china sentiment. How completely racist and unfair wtf someone should start a hunger strike those poor communists I feel awful for them

>people now told to do what therapy told me to stop doing for ocd

I am sure "mental illness" is just a throw back that humans had to service the time they were in

one of my ancestors were probably having a bath during the plague

also the amount of people not washing their hands or changing clothes when they get home, its common sense

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Do you even know what a biopic is you meme hustling zoomer retard

>Trusting Communists in the first place

There's always a silver lining though. If you think about it, no one would have accepted Hitler's form of government if the economy wasn't a complete fucking mess. But because it was a complete fucking mess they embraced National Socialism and lived in an unrivaled paradise that the world could have known if not for the eternal Jew.
Communists (which are products of Jews) have now crashed the Jewish ran world economy and taken down every Jewish ran country. This will usher in a new period of National Socialism, not only in Germany, not only in Europe but, across the whole fucking world.
It's absolute pottery at it's finest. It shows once and for all that cheaters (which all Jews are) NEVER prosper. And this time there really will be a Holocaust and it'll be just as deserved, if not more so than, the previous fake one.
In essence, Hitler was right and I couldn't be happier.

>If efforts should end in failure it will only be a temporary failure. For I have opened the eyes of the whole world to the Jewish peril

It made me realise how fucking smarter I am than most people
Just imagine putting countries on a lockdown over a glorified flu or stocking up on a toilet paper lmao

real. it has probably been circulating for months before the first reports came out of wuhan. it's literally SARS 2.0.
>Go back to eating bat soup
this was literally propaganda dressed up as memes on social media. it has been confirmed long ago bat soup is an extremely rare dish in china and most people find it disgusting. it's a delicacy in Malaysia.
this is the most efficient part of social media, you can strengthen the narrative through seemingly innocent means, in this case, by circulating memes with funny frogs referring to a bat soup. it creates a narrative through guerilla tactics and eventually it becomes the zeitgeist

Biting raw animal is receiving the illness.

you've been brainwashed

Ironic

A big reason is hysteria.The virus is not the flu,but its also not airborne ebola.The problem is infection rate.This is bioweapon that can transmit in a multitude of ways,with asymptomatic carries,and takes a week to activate.And people are going to be scare of getting it,so theyll want tests,hospital visits,the works.So as the infected grow,so does the possibility that others get infected.Hospitals are not going to handle the flood of people demanding that they be checked for this new mystery death virus,not to mention the amount of medical equipment needed to treat severe cases.

Go back to eating your cat dinner with side of fried mice, and then die of either pollution, some freak accident or some physical deformity, you chink

but scientists that have worked with viruses for decades say this particular virus is already controlled and wasn't even a big risk since the beginning
also, serious people are criticizing the media for the irresponsible hysteria inducing bullshit

>end of january
>couple threads on Yas Forums talking about it, hyping it up
>no one really cares besides a few autists
>barely a month later
>entire fucking planet is freaking the f*ck out
>Italy under total lockdown, hundreds dead in Iran, global economy in the shitter, not a peep out of China
What the fuck is going on...? Is this the big one?

That's not even contentious, personality disorders used to be only treat IF they interfered with a persons ability to get through daily life succiently.

Not sure if that's still the case with how much psych treatment has changed since I was in university and now, the attitude towards trans gender is a full 180 of the attitude that was taught when I was learning that shit, but it used to be that unless someone is struggling through life then they were left as is, and any issues they had were most likely just a survival trait that was firing off to the wrong stimulus. Being anxious is a survival trait, the problem is when your brain is firing off "I'm in mortal danger, a leopard is chasing me", when you're faced with a large crowd of unfamiliar people. That'd be a pretty decent trait to have a few hundred years ago when any large crowd of unfamiliar people was probably a threat.

*kills more in a single day than COVID-19 has in the US in 3 months*

How does he do it? When do we ban daylight savings?

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Yes, a big nothing burger

Yas Forums
is
always
right

but they've already filmed it

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Only 3rd world shitholes will truly hurt after this. China included.

Where's the irony, 90s born queer?

>tfw actually need toilet paper
>tfw can't get any because by the time i get to the store after they restock it's all gone
>tfw have been wiping with paper towel and taking minishowers after a poop

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My guess is that at least a quarter of China is dead.

one of the critiques is that msm is desensitizing population, so when a real pandemic occurs everybody will thing is the usual overhyped bullshit

>>couple threads on Yas Forums talking about it, hyping it up
>>no one really cares besides a few autists
China locked down a 10 million person city in January. It wasnt just Yas Forums sperging out, I genuinely have no fucking clue how people didnt immediately take it seriously.

the idea of western imperialism is to increase the sphere of western hegemony to the point of global control, furthering increasing the oppression of not only its perceived targets, but the citizens within the western sphere of influence. surrendering to this sort of propaganda strengthens the elite oligarch's grip over your political and moral lens, turning you into just another apparatus of the western state. you're being scammed. step out of plato's cave.

I'm really glad you stupid faggots picked up this phrase. I now know any stupid faggot who says nothingburger in real life will do nothingburger if I hit them in their fat burger scarfing faggot face.

>Meme hustling millennial faggot doesn't understand the irony in calling out someone for using meme buzzwords.
Kill yourself, you dip shit millennial born in 1983.

t. has been fighting over toilet paper in walmart