Who's ready for tonight?
/CF/ - COREY FELDMAN GENERAL
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It's a nothing burger
Correction. It's a pay per view nothing burger.
will he just say who the rapist was???
The twist ending is that you the viewer raped Corey Feldman all along.
nothing ever happened to him. my prediction is that he's gonna try to railroad MJ again since the last time he tried failed. Its one of the very few people its okay to accuse of being a pedo, even though theres no evidence he did anything and a ton of testimony from people that he never touched or abused any children
Do retards actually think he’ll list big names? He will get sued immediately if he actually says shit about spielberg or other big Hollywood jews. Feldman has been baiting people for years with this shit. He’s a broke attention whore that just wants money, there’s a reason why it’s a PPV
MJ slept with children in his bed, it's absolutely confirmed he was a creep at the very least.
The problem with Feldman is he's a massive delusional jackass, he could be telling the truth or be completely full of shit. I'd believe either.
it's fucking nothing
it's some no-name producer
it's spielberg
Place your bets, Yas Forums
Option 1
He said in an interview the person he is going to name "emotionally" molested him.
didn't he already snitched Tom Hanks?
#2
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how long till the stream?
>the last ten minutes switches to a live feed of corey walking up to his rapists house with a gun
it's michael jackson
Maybe David Geffen or someone within Spielberg’s circle
I thought this was last night. When the fuck will this shit be fucking done?
It’s Bernie
When is it airing?
Charlie won't be outed as long as Martin is still alive and loved in Hollywood.
Real life kino.
He’s just gonna name that “Soda Pop Club” nobody again.
non burguer here, i wanna see this shitshow too
>he thinks people care about males being raped
Feldman worships MJ. Says he was like an uncle to him (probably a lie though). He won't do that.
11pm EST
will anyone be livestreaming this? I can't afford the 20 bucks he's charging lol
How fucked do you have to be to build hype and make money over who diddled your asshole as a kid
redpill me on Tom Hanks and Speilberg pls
>turns out he got the wrong house
>ends up in front of yours with a gun
Is that user that was gonna stream it for us still here?
Next set of dubs decide who it is
Me
Only takes one dick entering your pubescent asshole.
hopefully Tom Hanks
hanks
This is one of thoses things that, having started from poor taste and lack of self awareness, circles back to being contemporary art performance type of deal
He said he was raped “emotionally” lmao
Spielberg even if he isn't named
>/CF/ - COREY FELDMAN GENERAL
fuck off corey
Me.
Rian Johnson
Hanx
idris elba
If it’s Hanks then all hell will break loose
Patrick Bateman
Johnny Carson
Mel Brooks
Rick Moranis
woody allen
Me
Pickle Rick
Goldblum 100%
What the fuck? No reveal?
TOM HANKS
former prime minister ted heath
the digits are predicting Corey is a fucking fraud.
corey feldman
Sorry to disappoint you guys but it will be someone who recently died (or in the last few years) otherwise the network wouldn't fund for fear of lawsuit
say it aint so..
(Johnny Carson)
The plot twist is that it was Corey himself who did the molesting.
River Phoenix
Judi Dench
i thought hollywood LOVED faggots
most likely, they just wanna throw someone under the bus to pretend they care
Corey Haim
Warwick Davis
MAX VON SYDOW RAPED COREY HAIM!? I fucking knew there was something wrong with that dude! Never trust a Swede.
A Wyatt Mann
Top fucking kek, the trips have it
spielburgs on the freeway on Take Off ..Cost Rica
Do trips count? What does this mean?
Betty White
Oprah
Dinkleberg
Trips triple confirm. Pack it up boys.
No he snaked on him when Finding Neverland came out. The only person whose ever stood behind him 100% is Macauly Caulkin and he’s coincidentally the only one who isn’t hard up for cash seeking money to stay quiet
The Joker
Donald Trump
Partners in crime
Bryan Cranston
He's been outed as every other fucking thing under the sun and got away with it, why would this be different?
#2. he's just trying to get more $$ by pretending it's a really big name. he's pathetic.
The Coomer
Probably Charlie Sheen
What did the dubs mean by this?
The dog from Bush's Beans commercials
>'it's gonna be Harvey Weinstein all over again'
>by pointing yet another finger at a known kiddy diddler
Fuck
Oh shit
Because Charlie Sheen fucked little boys thinking that's how Hollywood works because Martin Sheen fucked his little boys and told them that's how Hollywood works. All the other stuff can't be laid directly at Martin's feet, but the boy-fucking can.
To confirm: it was Corey Haim, The Joker, The Coomer, and the dog from Bush's Beans commercials
Wasn't even alive when Feldman got molustard
>Haim faked his own death to continue diddling in secret
>he wasn't counting on his former friend to come out of retirement and reveal the truth
Fucking Shakespearean
Coomer is a eternal spirit
Or Corey is a coomer dog in clown make up
Spielburg ..
But that Profession Victim we sliver away for a Million again like last time .. dirty freak does this
AT LEAST HRH QUEEN ..we sort camel jocky Jokers in Paris Tunnels , SHE WANTED MILLION a YEAR an GIVE ME NOW !!!
Thread theme
>'next set of dubs'
>proceeds to list multiple posts including trips
Haven't seen this level of brainlet in a while
Can someone Photoshop all of these guys together
>i swear i'll name him this time
Corey Feldman at 80 years old
There's got to be something else, someone is missing. Perhaps, Swarzenegger?
>otherwise the network wouldn't fund for fear of lawsuit
pretty sure it's self-funded
No, because he doesn't care. He's just attentionwhoring at this point
But I thought Corey Feldman also defended MJ around the finding neverland
Issur Danielovitch
No it's a garbage meme that got old in one weekend and only exists because the jannies got mad over a raid and filtered 'cumbrain'