Onward? More like Downhill!

Yeah, after they used up their pre-disney scripts they went to shit. WALLE was the last one

Old Pixar
>Make odd ideas good
New Pixar
>Make easy ideas shit
How do they do it?

NOOOOOOOOO WE SHOULDNT HAVE GONE WOKE

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All the Pixar movies after Toy Story 3 are shit, change my mind

Yas Forums didn't even know about it.

This, it looks like a Disney CGI movie they would make before they bought out Pixar. No soul whatsoever in the artstyle.

>add globohomo
>lose money
Every time.

Toy Story 3 was Pixar's Magnum Opus.

>How do they do it?
Committees.

Bumpol

onward? more like no-awards

>obviously
They're really not. You could just as easily assume they were goblins or trolls from promotional material that didn't explicitly mention it.

CGI protagonists no longer have an identifiable race anymore. It's too risky for studios, so they just make it an alien or mystical thing now.

>It's too risky for studios
They apparently need to reassess what's actually risky.

>It's too risky for studios, so they just make it an illegal alien
ftfy

Iger bailed, the world crashes, Spielberg AWOL, Cohencidence?

>not Wall E
pleb

why are americans obsessed with how much money a movie makes?

>Lets make a movie set in the modern age but with fantasy monsters? But different fantasy monsters? And they have to uh, rescue their dad who only half of exists but the other half doesnt and theres magic even though its in a modern setting with technology and they have to do it in 24 hours for some reason and the main characters are annoying and the characters are all ugly and theres a gay characterand uhh

This movie is a fever dream cluster fuck. Way too much bullshit going on

because of the one part when a female cop said "my girlfriend"? because i didnt even catch it until my own girlfriend said that it was a bullshit attempt at representation. this movie just flat out sucked tbqf

>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE COMPENSATED FOR YOUR WORK

I'm so sick of all these fantasy "comedies" where the only joke is that it basically just like modern day. It was already oldhat when Sherk did it.

I remember a seeing a few trailers but can't remember what the movie was supposed to ba about. Mythological creatures in a modern setting or something?

It honestly comes off like such a weak premise

WOMP WOMP

day of the leash is coming

Disney #MeToo'd the guy who made Pixar and they've added a more diverse group of people in charge of the stories.

Seriously, the artstyle is fucking hideous. Not to mention generic. Looks like some shitty DreamWorks thing.

Nobody gave a shit about this film dude, open your eyes.

designed by committee

It looked really unappealing. Like more so than usual.

OMG Pixar just copied the Simpsons Troll Twins episode. what a bunch of lazy hacks.

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first drop in quality was when john lasseter got poached by disney. less focus from him on pixar
second drop was when he was fired by disney during metoo for hugging too much

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where does he work now?

Skydance Animation

WE DID IT RACIST BROS!!! WE SUCCESFULLY RUINED A MOVIE FOR KIDS!!! WELL DONE!!! HISTORY BOOKS WILL WRITE ABOUT US!!!

bobs and vagene, miss

That’s why nfl fox uses a robot.

Racist bro here. I didn't do shit.

Nigh-Masterpiece: Wall-E, Up, The Incredibles.
Very Good: Ratatouille, Coco, Toy Story 2.
Good: All the ones not mentioned.
Uninspired: Brave, A Good Dinosaur, Cars 3.
Bad: Cars 2, The Incredibles 2.
Haven't watched this one but it's probably either uninspired or bad.

Yas Forums here, we did?

>oyvey, buy my shit or you racis

Oh no this billion dollar corporation isn't going to make as much money as they usually do

I hate Muslims with a passion, and I didn't even know this movie existed. Look, either we are a tiny but loud minority that doesn't have sex (or kids), or we have the power to make movies for children bomb. Make up your mind, retard.

Fuck off faggot. Nobody watched this because it looked like garbage, le pol boogeyman had nothing to do with it.

>parents won't bring their kids to see it because of gay cyclops
>pixar manchildren won't see it because it isn't a sequel to a pixar classic
who is this movie for?

test

More like Nword

Pixar ended with Toy Story 3. There last good film was Inside Out and even that is more on the level of Up, not legendary like everything WallE and before.

>mention Yas Forums
>get (You)s
too easy

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aint no one going to a theater with corona virus

are you seriously implying that Chinese people hate pixar movies?

Obviously one lesbian African cyclops wasn't enough. Disney should have known better.

Is this the movie about the dindu who dies? Or what's this? It's been a long time since I kept a track on Pixar's shit.

Pixar just needs to too get out of their kiddie Hedy sentimental calarts comfortable zone and and do an ultraviolet gritty nillalistic Vietnam war film about the white feather and Apache snipers or something

100,000 infected out of a country of 1 billion people. Yeah, it must be the virus and not our incredibly subpar movie.

There's a fairy tale world that's exactly like our world. Elves are high school students, dragons manage restaurants, orcs are cops, it's all boring as shit just like real life because everyone has forgotten how to do magic after the Middle Earth Industrial Revolution or whatever.

One day some elf teen discovers a spell he thinks will bring his father back from the dead, but he fucks it up and it only brings back his legs. He goes on an adventure with his older brother to figure out how to summon the rest of their father before 24 hours pass and the spell is broken.

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