Cast him

cope

have sex

>dilate
>seethe
>cringe
>cope
>have sex
>dilate

You're the one who is trying to cope, you fucking manlet.

Tarantino
Tarantino

Imagine falling for 19th century britbong propaganda in 2019+1

>cope

Ironically, them saying that he was short was them coping with the fact that they were scared shitless of Napoleon and were terrified of an invasion for years.

Paul Dano
Werner Herzog

This picture is giving me a woody harrelson vibe or maybe fat mads mikkelsen

you faggots actually made me google whether his shortness was a myth or whether "he was actually tall" is yet another boomer myth. wiki says:

>During the Napoleonic Wars he was taken seriously by the British press as a dangerous tyrant, poised to invade. Napoleon was mocked in British newspapers as a short tempered small man and he was nicknamed "Little Boney in a strong fit".[256] A nursery rhyme warned children that Bonaparte ravenously ate naughty people; the "bogeyman".[257] At 1.57 metres (5 ft 2 in), he was the height of an average French male but short for an aristocrat or officer (part of why he was assigned to the artillery, since at the time the infantry and cavalry required more commanding figures).[258] It is possible he was taller at 1.70 m (5 ft 7 in) due to the difference in the French measurement of inches.[259]

So at best he was 5' 7" which was still manlet even back then for chads, and today is of course short compared to the world average of 5' 10" (also the average in western countries). 5' 7" is the literal cutoff, at 5' 6" a man becomes a literal clown person in the opinions of many. i'm not even trying to manlet shame, that's just how peoples' perceptions are

have rent

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the guy that played Pete in Mad Men

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will there ever be a day where heightism is seen just as bad as racism by the left?

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>mads mikkelsen
been looking at portraits of NB and I thought of Mikkelson too - also Joaquin Phoenix

no idea about the director

we need our very short Rosa Parks, bro

...

Mads Mikkelsen
Directed by Robert Eggers

what would be that, a short guy with a giant amazon girl?

no because that's a subset of lookism, and lookism won't be taken seriously ever because it's basically just the mirror version of "the male gaze", i.e. male gaze is a feminist theory that essentially men engage in lookism against women (always comment on their appearance, don't give ugly chicks career opportunities, etc.) but that there's no such discrimination on womens' behalf against men or if there is, it doesn't matter because women are eternally oppressed and men deserve it

this is the "justice" of idpol, just another permutation of social sadism and societal ills repackaged as progressive

He looked kind of like Chris Chan, back when Chris Chan had short hair.

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>including Dumas for diversity points even though he never did shit and didn't matter at all

It would probably succeed in pushing the movie through but still

blah

Looks like rian johnson

PTA
Daniel Day Lewis with extra 30 pounds

kill yourself redditor

L A N K L E T

cope

cope

Linkara aka The Lightbringer
Doug Walker

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>Since the campaign had begun a year earlier, Napoleon had crossed the Apennines and the Alps, defeated a Sardinian army and no fewer then six Austrian armies, and killed, wounded or captured 120,000 Austrian soldiers.
>All of this had been done before his twenty-eight birthday.
>Eighteen months earlier he had been an unknown, moody soldier writing essays on suicide; now he was famous across Europe.
>Having defeated mighty Austria, wrung peace treaties from the Pope and the kings of Piedmont and Naples, abolished the medieval dukedom of Modena, and defeated in every conceivable set of military circumstances most of Austria's most celebrated generals

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Idris Elba

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The guy who played Napoleon in that one miniseries was absolutely perfect, it's a shame he's probably too old now.

Napoleon was short by the standards of the rich, who were usually taller than the common people because they had access to better nutrition (for an irl example, look at how much taller South Koreans are than North Koreans, exact same DNA, one group has regular access to good food and one doesn't). He was average by the standards of European society as a whole if you looked at all classes. So compared to most officers he was short, even his own soldiers who loved him called him "the Little Corporal".

He was a brilliant general and politician who rose from the lowest of the lower nobility on some recently conquered Italian island to the most powerful man in Europe for 15 years, whose battles are still studied my military strategists today and whose legal code is used around the world. He was also kind of a manlet. Just makes it more impressive really.

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>studied my
*studied by

>and lookism won't be taken seriously ever
but all liberal women do is complain how the fashion industry discriminates against fatties

Why the fuck does this have so many replies

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>Christian Clavier
I worked with him, very professional but a real cunt, unironically Bonapartist

>unironically Bonapartist
That's pretty cool, I didn't realize Bonapartists still existed. I thought Louis-Napoleon basically discredited the entire movement in 1870.

people who can't cope

Rod Steiger
Sergei Bondarchuk

Miles Jupp
anyone

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1,68m, he looked small because his soldiers had to be at least 1,70

well that's the point, that's called male gaze, not lookism. body positivity for me, not for thee

although to be fair my post was incelcore because it isn't just women that engage in lookism against manlets, men also shit on short guys and perpetuate lookism. but whatever i don't care i'm drunk, and i'm not even short, i'm just mad at the world. i apologize for nothing

>because his soldiers had to be at least 1,70
That height requirement only applied to the most senior regiments iirc. The average footsoldier could be any height, if the Grand Armee only allowed men 1.7 meters or taller to join they would have never won a battle lol

Based

Unironically David Mitchell.

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This one's pretty good

Zack snyder as director

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they would probably make dumas the cucked narrator that is trying to make napoleon look bad for glorifying war. You know, standard holly bullshit. And at the end you see Dumas son publishing the count of monte cristo or some dumb shit like that.

that midget who sperged out in a bagel store

I don’t think this will happen. Rosa Parks’ influence reached all over the US, manlets can’t even reach the top shelf.

When will we get a good movie or TV show about Napoleon that isn't plagued by Anglo propaganda? His rise to power is fucking intense, really fascinating character that is underused by (((western))) media.

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It's very unlikely to ever happen... but if it would, it would be in this era of large budget tv shows. Problem is only mentally retarded people work in television and are not capable of making historical shows (or shows in drama) without warping it through their own ideology.

Learn french you lazy cunt, stop expecting people to spoonfeed you.

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I'm open for watching a french show if there are any good, with subtitles of course

>opens thread
>i bet this'll be manlets with a lot of cope posting
breddy gud