Actors you've had a sexual encounter with. For me it's Debra from everybody loves raymond...

Carrie Fisher gave me a hand job for some weed at comicon in 2002.

I was naked in bed with Alice from the undateables but had to kick her out of my house because she's batshit insane.

I blew off a cutie when I was younger that turned out to be a low tier actress.

More recently I had a flirtful session with a successful childrens author but I have a gf so no more of that.

one of the emmerdale birds
and not a fit one

Other than tv appearances and some other shit, not an actress, but I fucked Charli XCX when she was partying at a place in Philly. This was about 4 years ago.

pic related
it was after her show in Columbia

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post hands

Sadly, I believe that one

Same.

I also fucked Scarlett Johansson.

This is true and not a lie at all.

We here at Yas Forums are definitely the type of people who would fuck celebrities, even in some rare odd chance situation.

Who else has some real truth to share?

I fucked Lil Lupe at a party in Mexico.

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Well what was it like

I fucked lorde in chi town. She smelled of rose soap.

I met Sasha Grey once. She let me touch her ass and then she called me a creep and some dude built like a NFL linebacker grabbed my by the back of my shirt and pushed me out the door.

Nice triple doubles. Which University?

This I beleive

I had the same experience but with the lone gunmen

Does anyone wanna see how big my fuckin dik is?

When I see girl my pee pee gets real big and hard then slippery stuff comes out after rubbing it.

I also like to poopy fart in my face to smell it.

Anyone want to rub pee pees together on chat?

I got to fuck Christina Hendricks for multiple years when we were married.

I used to go to parties with a girl who wound up being Miss Teen Kansas back in high school, shes now a professional sports reporter. Never fucked her or anything but this is probably the only post in this thread that isnt a lie.

University of Illinois

Carrie Fisher 2002 at a comicon in Yorkshire. She was spit roasted by three homeless men and a dog. I watched and masterbated as she actually let the dog come inside her

How'd a mongoose lookin motherfucker like you pull her?

Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray a few years back in the bathroom at a party.

Some surfer dude on here fucked Sandra Bullock in the ass a couple of years ago

I made out with an actress from a small role in a marvel franchise but blacked out and don't remember the rest of the night.

Saw iCarly get bukkaked back in college

I saw Hillary Swank in the airpirt once

I fucked emma watson once when I was backpacking through europe. She smelled bad

Champagne or Chicago?

Why’d she call you a creep if she let you touch her ass? What kind of weird shit were you saying

>Yas Forums
>sexual encounters

So it's a lies thread then.

I saw Charlie Sheen going into a nightclub one time. I yelled out EMILIO and he looked. Later that night I masturbated.

She was pretty drunk and most likely on some other shit at the time too, so she was fucking like her life depended on it. We met at some club and I honestly had no idea who she was or anything like that. She seemed to have a few people in her group, but nothing swarming around her like I pictured a celebrity would. She actually approached me first and pretty much grabbed my arm and started grinding on me. After a bit I mentioned I lived pretty close if she was interested in coming back with me. She was really hesitant and kept looking around I guess to see what the rest of her group was up to or something. She said ok and we ducked out of there and pretty much threw ourselves at each other the second the door closed. She really liked it from behind. A lot, but what got me going the most was honestly her "fuck me" eyes and expressions. I can last a while too since I used to jerk off with a crippling death grip so she pretty much passed out right after we finished after the 2nd time. She fell asleep on my bed and when I woke up she was already dressed and I said does she need a ride anywhere or grab some breakfast or something. She said nope, just needs the address of the place so her limo can pick her up. I'm like wtf, you going to an airport or something, thinking it was like a car shuttle service. She looks at me and asks if I knew who she was and I said no, you just mentioned your name was Charlotte but go by Charlie. She pulled up her Wikipedia on her phone and I was like "no shit? Hey, nice meeting you and if you're ever in the area again and want to get together, here's my number." Never heard from her since and didn't expect to.
>Thank you for reading my blog.

You're a big guy

I think the meaning of letter me touch her ass was a matter of interpretation. I cupped and squeezed a full cheek. She possibly thought I was going to be timid about it and brush up against her. She also really was a tryhard pseudo-intellectual in real life too, so I have no regrets.

USC?

pls tell me this is real

i banged one of the audience guests from Harmontown, all i got

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I fucked an extra from Irish soap Fair City.

100% honest. No joking or memeing on you, fren. I wouldn't type all that shit out if it didn't happen on the off chance someone reads this thread Bolivian throat singing forum in the hopes to see someone as random as Charli XCX pop up in the conversation.

I believe you OP, because if you had to lie about it, you would chose Jennifer Lawrence or someone hotter.

BTW, i fucked Jennifer Lawrence once.

BASED

4 her

her pussy was tight

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Look man you didn't bang Arianna Grande. Alright?
That's it

yes. maybe another user was there and knows the story

Based

Now this I would like to know more about, seeing as how she likes to remind everyone that she, Nikki Blonsky, was in fact in Hairspray.

where's the user that piggy slammed that chick from 'librarian bards'?. would like to hear story and pics.

How was she?

UIC, actually

is that you pete

Was she drunk or sober?

Please elaborate. I want to fuck Heaton