Sex scene

What do they do in real life? Do they get up and change the sheets immediately after intercourse?

Yeah, I pretty much always have to piss after busting a nut. My girlfriend usually goes to the bathroom to clean herself off too. Sometimes we just fall asleep, though.

Yes. I'd rather go straight to the bathroom to wash up but my gf insists on grabbing me and cuddling for like a half hour. I hate it.

This post was written by a 9 year old girl.

Sleeping in jizz isn't bad it's perfectly safe

It honestly is my biggest deterrent. I can't enjoy it.

My ex used to unload a gallon when she would be on top. I gave up washing the sheets after and by the time we broke up I had to get a new mattress.

>licking pussy

Beta numale

hahah youre asking the wrong guy dude

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whats the alternative?
swapping out the mattress every time you fuck?

The smell is great though

why does this board have so many normies? Its like I'm reading twitter.

At the very least, getting up to clean after sex.
But so many movies have the couple just go to sleep like that, shit's fucking nasty.

>he doesn't immediately devour the remaining seed after impregnation for a bit of extra nutrients, just as nature intended

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Putting down a towel or other absorbent fabric.

maybe you should try not fucking in a climate with temperatures similar to the rainforest

>its another episode of girl pissing everywhere and pretending she is cumming

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>couple wakes up in the morning
>has a full on fucking conversation with each other in close range before either brushes their teeth

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having a matress exclusive for sex

>shit stains

>he doesn't know about the secret board
>calls others normies
lel

Have you never done anal?

I once passed out with both my cum and my gf's pussy juices to dry out on my pubes but I didn't think much of it. The next day when I came home from work and took a shower I noticed a big pimple on my crotch that when I wiped it it broke open and a lot of pus came out. Oh and it was sore for like a week. Not sure how much bad bacteria her pussy was carrying but I definitely shower now every time after fucking that's for sure.

not with a shitty ass. you clean that first

vaginas are fucking nasty, i wish all girls had dicks

gross and these are probably the people that make fun of virgins.

She's totally talking a piss in there too. It's a piss to clear out piss and also any cum in there

Vaginas aren't nasty but the things attached to them are

No we fucking don't. Even some late night sessions i've had where we're both already washed and really tired we'll both go to the bathroom to at least wipe the juices off our genitals. With a woman if you've come in her it will leak out a bit too. Sleeping immediately after fucking with no cleanup is for crackheads.

dude you have ligma

>sex scene
>woman wakes up next day and is wearing a bra and full on pants still

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Dude, I know. I want so badly to be gay but I love titties so much. And NOBODY will just let you play with their tits and ignore the rest. It's fucking atrocious and it makes me fucking furious.

>shit stains from sex
What exactly are you expecting from your first sexual encounter, user?

>pussy stains
Ew is this a thing
Glad I don’t fuck w*men

There's still shit inside, unless the girl gives herself enema. Without an exception it reeks like shit and you often end up with chocolate dick also. Normal sex smell already irritates me enough even without shit added to the mix, so I don't do it anymore even if the girl wants.

>sex doesn't smell like apples and cinnamon I"M NOT HAVING IT

Well that makes sense cause Ninja did creampie in her before me so

Why the fuck would you want to shove your dick inside an asshole for the rest of your life?
Shit comes from there.
At least with a pussy it's a hole specifically designed for your dick.

what's ninja?

latex covers so you can engage in some watersports as well

spit on your hand then start jacking off then smell your hand after like 30 secs thats what sex smells like times 10.

>At least with a pussy it's a hole specifically designed for your dick.
That doesn't make it good, you dope.

based fellow alpha user

they pee from vagina outside to toilet, then toilet comes back into vagina now you fuck toiler

ninja balls

And shit particles will go down your urethra. That's how you get AIDs

it's not (just) about sweat it's that, especially when you're not using a condom, the moment you pull your dick out of her it's like uncorking a bottle of jizz and vaginal fluid dripping fucking everywhere

i mean it's kinda hot but it's fucking mess as well

Yes. It's maximum comfy too. Especially when she just pulls herself in tight and close under your arm while wrapping her arms around your chest.
Have sex, seriously.

My feminine penis doesn’t smell of anything thanks to hygiene and hrt

I would occassionally just not finger or do anything with my girl because i got so tired of my hands smelling like pussy all the time.

>tfw when my first gf left me i got so fucking deranged with sadness i specifically remember missing the sweet waft of halitosis first thing in the morning

Witnessing actual incel speculation on sex and the women anatomy is the best part about this website desu

It smells fucking amazing.

You guys are forgetting about smegma too. In mainstream AND porn the guy and girl never wipe their privates before having sex, you know how nasty that is?

>shit stains from sex

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Women don't pee from the hole you're supposed to stick your dick into you retard. They have a hole for peeing and a hole for fucking.

Yes it's not hard to have proper teeth hygiene and wake up without a bad breath