Why does Hollywood always portray fights so badly? You have some skinny manlet taking down 6'3" 220-pound 8% bodyfat henchmen made of pure muscles. Or you have a 110-pound soaking wet girl taking down hoards of bodyguards without breaking a sweat.
How the hell is this realistic? It takes anybody with a brain out of the movie.
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I wouldn't call this a fight, but the belly bounce made me laugh.
Little guy gets one in the chin and that truck of a lad is gone.
>how to fight a 260kg guy
Wait a couple years until diabetes or heart failure does the job.
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How am i supposed to watch this when im on my phone?
that is obviously a made up "fight". if the skinny guy would just jump in his face, the fat fuck would go down, like every other human being.
>2020
>using an iphone
>how to fight someone 4 times your size
>run full speed into their stomach
c'mon, that's pants on head retarded. you could at least try to take out their legs or hit them in the head.
It's a well known fact you don't hit fatties in the stomach, they dont feel it. Their face is what you go after.
wouldnt he just kick him in his legs like in daredevil
you dont attack a turbo fatfuck in the belly
>realistic
*KLAXON*
*KLAXON*
OH NO
TIME FOR THE DUNCE CAP
Just one kick to the fat guys knee and he goes down like the wtc
i love how skinnyfats seethe jsut viewing this
i look like the fat guy but dont even have half of his weight far from it actually
why
>You have some skinny manlet taking down 6'3" 220-pound 8% bodyfat henchmen made of pure muscles. Or you have a 110-pound soaking wet girl taking down hoards of bodyguards without breaking a sweat.
Not less realistic than Ethan Hunt or James Bond surviving any of the stuff they survive.
>how to fight a 260kg guy
Maybe aim for the head? The knees? Get him to chase you for 10 seconds until he drops dead?
cos ur a fucking manlet
Dexfags are delusional
>t. morbidly obese fatfag
neither tall nor a manlet totally average height
If you're fighting a big guy, you don't attack his belly, you attack his skeleton.
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yes big size advantages are hard to overcome in a fight, that's why it's exciting when a movie character tries to do it
How are you gonna get up on his face? He's twice as high.
itoddler btfo
kill yourself
>average height
>not manlet
>How the hell is this realistic?
It's not
>It takes anybody with a brain out of the movie it doesn't
Grant Morrison once said that if you ask a kid how do the crabs in the little mermaid talk the kid will answer "because it's a cartoon", while retarded adults will want an explanation that involves nanobots or genetic mutation. You are not smart for knowing weapons don't have unlimited ammo like in Commando you are a retard for seeking realism is PRODUCTS that you know won't have that. Stop expecting capeshit panders to your personal tate and stop watching movies "for the fights", watch sports of youtube drunk fights if you want real shit and stop bitching over literal garbage made by jews
>Maybe aim for the head? The knees? Get him to chase you for 10 seconds until he drops dead?
Those are pretty good idea.
I bet the big guy's punches are slow too.
>Wait a couple years until diabetes or heart failure does the job.
Lmfao fucking manlet. Get fucked loser.
movies are dexfag cope
That's a bitch move. You go for the face.
my brother is tall as fuck and has crippling back problems since puberty
id rather be average than deal with that shit desu
PlayerXtreme
Why didn't the 260kg guy just eat the 60kg guy? He's over four times his size?
169lbs vs 600 lbs.
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Small guy wins. Obviously.
Is there ANY conceivable way to make a skinny manlet powerful without it being over the top?
He's correct though, whether he's a manlet or a lanklet is besides the point. You're seething though so I'll guess you're as fat as the webm guy is.
lmao an iPhone? What is this 2012? Buy a $100 Android based phone like an adult
Get an android you fucking apple sheep
You're just a small fucking manlet. You can't do shit to anyone bigger than you.
Just kick him in the nuts
>jumping
When there's that big of a mass difference the only thing you can do is try to fuck up a knee or the feet, and even then you get one shot. At least you land a perfect punch on the jaw and the other guy has never been in a fight anything else will be useless, the reach and strength difference will be too big, and even then, a 60 kilos man will hardly have the strength and mass to fuck up a knee.
impressive b8
>my tall brother has this specific problem so now all tall people must have the same problem too
The lard seethe, you hate to see it.
Lmfao I'd fuck you up so bad. You fucking small ass manlet. The only way you could hurt anyone is using a gun
Source?
If only you could walk as much as you talk. Better rest those fingers before your heart gives up, you fat faggot.
how about not being a phoneposter-consoomer
most tall people do suffer from back problems because only rather recently people are starting to take the growth spurts during puberty more serious
but i know you just wanna screech manlet over and over again so go ahead
Muscles are a meme. I could decimate a guy with that physique in that .webm because I know how to fight and he's just some glamour muscle gymfag. Combat comes down to two things - technique and killing intent, and I have more of both than any fucking gym retard. He won't even understand what's happening, he'll feel tense and nervous before we even exchange blows, like he's staring down the barrel of a gun even though I'm unarmed. That's killing intent, and that's why I would win. Not only that, I actually HAVE stared down the barrel of a gun... and the gun blinked, not me. I'm still here.
You're such a fucking nigger.
Manlets, will they ever learn?
He is talking about 573 lbs. He is right, with that weight you are dying of dorito related illnesses
dont reply to that obvious bait
All of that.. and you STILL haven't been able to get laid. One thing is true, you are a legend.
>Lmfao I'd fuck you up so bad. You fucking small ass manlet. The only way you could hurt anyone is using a gun
What are you talking about? He was running circles around the big guy.
You gotta outrun him or chop his legs out like ruas v varlans in ufc 7.
gun
I've had sex EIGHTEEN times with FOUR different women.