Jurassic Park thread

>Anybody want a Jurassic Park thread or something? I'm making a thread and uh thought that maybe someone would want one.
>I've finished bumping the shit threads and have been mostly in fap threads and figured maybe something a bit different...
>Oh also Jurassic World is fine. Not many like those movies but I think they're fine to discuss so we can discuss those too if you want... uh yeah I figured I would let you know. Last one went on to bump so maybe this will last for a while, but its nothing big just a little dino thread.

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As a kid I didn't realize the girl was legitimatelly full blown autistic crayon eating retard. As an adult I would have stormed out of the theatre because of that senselessness.

Why was the arrow pointing at his dick?

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What did they mean by this? Fuck guesses and hypothesis. I want a real person who was involved with the writing/directing/production to answer the fucking quesiton.

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How did the rex climb out of its exhibit when the car fell 20 ft into its cage

Ah now- now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your- on your dinosaur tour right? Hello?

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>You bring the rock star, I bring the cuck

It was sequel bait, but the lost world book didn't include it so when the movie came about they just ignored it too

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>Peter, if you want me to run your little camping trip, there are two conditions: firstly, I'm in charge, and when I'm not around, Dieter is. All you need to do is sign the checks, tell us we're doing a good job, and open your case of Scotch when we have a good day. Second condition: my fee? You can keep it. All I want in exchange for my services is the right to hunt one of the tyrannosaurs. A male, a buck only. How and why are my business. Now if you don't like either of those two conditions, you're on your own. So go ahead, set up base camp right here, or in a swamp, or in the middle of a Rex nest for all I care. But I've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas, okay?

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Where’s this from

There was blood during that scene, right? I watched it recently and there's no blood so I assumed they cut it out of later releases. Anybody else remember this?

I really hate that man

you may be thinking of the blood in TLW when Stormare's character gets killed

It was mud. You’re just being retarded

Why was Hammond such a frugal jerk to his own son?

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Honestly they probably used mud but everyone saw they were depicting blood.
In the books, his intestines fall out, the dilophosaurus blinds him and eats him alive.

If you mean like mixed into the mud I don't remember ever seeing any blood at all during Nedry's death scene. Not on him/the car nor during the shot with the mud covering the barbasol can. Probably just Mandela effect. There are a lot of them in JP1. People remember the t-rex sticking its head through a hole in the wall in the final visitor's center scene room. My guess is because they also played the genesis game as a kid and they mixed the memories together.

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Based Roland, deffo one of the best characters in the whole franchise

>Jurassic World is fine

No.

I like how the only dinosaur Ian took a close look at was the t-rex and the sick triceratops.

>okay!

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Oh yes, I remember when I was 12 or something, I thought it was because of the stolen DNA that the Spinosaurus was created or something (don't tell me that's not how DNA works, I was retarded)

I remember having a dream 2 or 3 times where my family was in a hotel and a trex just crashed his head through the walls roaring similar to that

>Remember that chap about twenty years ago? I forget his name. Climbed Everest without any oxygen, came down nearly dead. When they asked him, they said why did you go up there to die? He said I didn't, I went up there to live

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Inspirational

which theme?
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>whatever you say fascist

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How could it be sequel bait if the refrigerant only works for like 2 hours?

One, he's not his son. Two, the books expanded on this more. Basically Nedry bid on making the system, then Hammond kept adding requirements after the fact, but the way the contract was worded, Nedry basically was on the hook to keep making the changes.

They straight up said in the movie that the coolant inside of the can would hold it for 36 hours. Even if someone found those embryo's 25+ years later there would be no point

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>that glitchy ass Trespassor mod where you play as Nedry, kill the dilo with a Beretta M93R you have stashed in the back of the Jeep, and run for the docks and can actually make it

i loved that busted ass game. Played it so much. Soundtrack was kino
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as said it was 36 hours, maybe Speilberg was thinking the movie would take place right after or soemthing
there was a video game a few years ago that centered around a group getting the can during the events of the first movie

This. It shows you that the embryos are done for and that his mission has failed.

>got something you need to say?

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Do you mean the gba game? I played that one where you had to gather dna and complete a puzzle at the end with time, let alone that you had to go through levels with limitex ammo, evading every dinosaur you see and have to gather the dna in the most bitchin places.
I fucking hated that game sometimes

There was a tropical storm going on. Even if they found Nedry's Jeep, how could they get to the island and find a buried can in 36 hours?

why can I not find a clip anywhere anymore on youtube of after the team is rescued by Roland and they're all at each others throats and then it leads to the talk about the raptors. It's the best scene in the movie

This was definitely the intended implication showing the can get covered in mud, but it's also something I could see modern remakeWood fucking up and taking the wrong way. It wouldn't surprise me if in some future installment, someone gets a hold of that can and it becomes a macguffin, despite the fact the embryos would have gone bad a day after the events of the first movie.

nah he's talking about the Telltale Jurassic Park game where you played as multiple characters including the lead vet on the island, an agent looking for nedry and the samples who for some reason they try to paint as a good person just because she's a woman, and then a mercenary sent in to rescue everyone who then also suddenly becomes the villain even though I was on his side. Fuck that game

I was referring to this one
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I mean its a movie about pulling dna from 65 million year old fossils, they can do a few asspulls

In the books he literally had a recoilless rifle in the seat of the jeep but didn't know what it was. Him taking that jeep also meant that Muldoon didn't have a weapon until they went out and found Nedry's corpse.

The best scene in TLW is the RV dangling over the side of a cliff. This is a fact and is not up for debate.

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The Creation of Adam?

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Nice try but that goes to the long grass raptor scene

He was just nervous as fuck at that moment in the film. He interacted with others fine in every other scene he was in.

Man his death is so fucked up in the book. The bit that describes going blind from his POV for some reason sticks out more than the spilled intestines.

>ah you're tearing me apart, saddle up Let’s get this moveable feast underway

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>I mean its a movie about pulling dna from 65 million year old fossils, they can do a few asspulls
This isn't Disney NuWars, I expect logical scenarios in my Dinokino, dammit!

It was for those "Evilution" toy lines or whatever they were called in the 90's.

The book was so good. Swimming t-rexes and all.

based and yankovic pilled

It's a shame people shit on TLW so much, it has several god tier action/suspense sequences.

tlw had probably some of the best dino scenes in the series imo, also fuck that carter guy
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>impersonated

>tfw used to think that JVC camcorder was so high tech
>tfw now we all have 1080p-4k video recorders in our pockets that are the same size as a deck of cards

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creation of the slide whistle

what?? are you retard? the girl was a fine character