Ok I can kinda stand Alucard fucking some twink but why the hell does he have to be a bottom? What the fuck is wrong with Americans and their agenda pushing? And why make it so explicit?
Ok I can kinda stand Alucard fucking some twink but why the hell does he have to be a bottom...
Can you stop with these threads thx
fags are literally a protected species now that's why
CATCHING?!
NOT PITCHING?!
Wiiiim wii wii wiim
>And why make it so explicit?
The agenda isn't really "explicit" to low-IQ normalfags
Richter,
Did I ever tell you about the Japanese twins who stayed with me while I trained them to be monster hunters? They traveled thousands of miles to fuck me in the ass and then try to kill me. I cried Bloody Tears, Richter. I put them on my front lawn with stakes through their bodies.
They were good friends.
How is it high IQ to think a vampire being fucked by a dude is a personal attack on you
hahaha weebs are fucking fags who would have guessed
That is pretty gay. There's just no reason Alucard shouldn't be the one doing the fucking.
Vampires are gay. This is fact. Glad shows are no longer mincing around it.
Come home white man
Batsex that lead to coronavirus
>Ok I can kinda stand
exactly why, you already started to tolaterate their faggot agenda
Who said anything about personal attacks? Their goal is obviously to normalize homosexuality.
This is not anime tho? retard
>2020
>Everyone is still disgusted by sodomy
based
You're telling me vanpires are sexual degenerates?
This will literally never change. There's a reason that, after all this time and push for equality, men still don't take women seriously. And that's the sexual dynamic between the sexes; submissive and dominant. We like to pretend sexuality exists in a vacuum and totally doesn't affect our opinion on someone but how could it? It's a fucking huge part of us, if someone is a complete bitch sexually of course we don't take them seriously outside the bedroom either. If a man is submissive, women won't take the man seriously either
Not a lot of people have a problem with someone who's gay as long as they're clearly the top. But a bottomfag? Yeah good luck being taken seriously on societal level, even other gays won't
I don't care what they do to Alucard as long as this hot ass bitch keeps going.
Man I wouldn't mind being in Hector's place, dude's gonna have it all, a lavish lifestyle and being a boy toy for a sexy vampire, that's nothing but a major improvement given his previous situation
Everyone is, bro.
You speak the truth but queers and foids will continue to put their hands over their ears.
>be Hector
>be one of the few non-Belmont's to kill Dracula
>get shit on in a TV show and all your powers given to a black man
Based, but there are many reasons why women don't deserve to be taken seriously by society.
GIVE ME A WEBM OF THE GAY SEX SCENE I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE
Isn't alucard the bad guy?
>agenda
please grow up and stop being a fucking retard
>pursuing faggotry
You are the problem.
t. never came from prostate stimulation
>it never occured to Isaac to make his own army before
She quickly became best girl followed by Sypha
If only you could see how far you've fallen.
I don't have access to my meme folder right now so just pretend I greentexted your comment and posted it beside a picture of a smug soijak
I don't know, but this has single handedly cemented that I will never watch this shit.
>inb4 "ur a homophobe!!!!!"
I literally couldn't care less. This is the equivalent of making Doomslayer gay in Doom Eternal for the sake of getting more attention.
SO, YOU LIKE TO PLAY CASTLEVANIA?
If only you knew what pleasures we could show you.
>Tries to push agenda
>Fails with the "what is your sexuality so fragile?" remarks
>Now saying "C...CAN YOU GUYS STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS?"
No, we'll talk about it all we want. We'll deconstruct your degeneracy and destroy it piece by piece.
Fuck you, hook noses faggot. Your ideology failed, so go peddle your wares to the chinks or something.
gay sex is normal, I don't get what is wrong with gay sex
It’s not “normal”. Heterosexuality is “normal”. Normal people don’t need to see it.
if you don't drain your prostate and all the seminale vesicles above them which doesn't happen during masturbation and sex they can calicify into rocks due to deposits left behind that don't get flushed
Good to see a fellow man of Sparta on the board
Sex should be for procreation and procreation only. Even recreative straight sex is degenerate, not to talk a fucking act of sodomy where a man penetrates another man's shit hole.
And before you start calling me names, i am not an "incel". I was just raised by christian values and still hold very firmly to my morals to this very day.
i havenrt watched it yet
what exactly happened?
pagan athiests got mad their show got gay
it's divine punishment for enjoying a show that insults the church
OH WOW I SHOULD DEFINITELY PROLAPSE MY ANUS NOW GEE THANKS FAGGET KUN
Yeah dude, it's so normal that the fags had to keep gathering more fags and doing constant protesting for more than half a century just so that normal people would stop covering their children's eyes when a disgusting homosexual passed by, lol.
This is some "marijuana should be legalized for medical purposes so that i can get high all day without fear of getting jailed" levels of mental gymnastics
Pre 2000:
>We know being gay isn't normal, but it isn't a choice
>We just want our rights
>We aren't trying to force people to become gay
>preying on children is NOT how we reproduce!!!
2020:
>Being gay is NOT a choice (for you)
>if you aren't gay, you're homophobic
>Homosexuality is normal, animals do it all the time
>That child wanted to have his dick removed, HE GAVE CONSENT!
>How would you know you're not gay if you haven't tried it?
If it was normal it would just be called sex and not gay sex
t. big brain
"christian" values, as if a middle eastern poor guy who got a few followers would've had the same values as a you
Not going to be bothered to read your assblasted obsession thread, but the West Coast and NYC don't represent us all, no more than Belarus represents all of Europe.
I’m lmaoing at all the gaytheists who were defending this shit just because it bashed religion early on. You guys still sticking with it?
mah bro just a little finger in there or perhaps a nice aneros prostate stimulator
it's fun and healthy user!
I've done it before. Feels good in the moment but it COMPLETELY destroys your self-esteem and sense of worth as a man. Never more.
Only someone with absolutely zero self-respect as a male would defend do such a thing and actively defend it.
>it's fun
Fair enough, to each their own
>healthy
What health benefits could it possibly have? This is just ridiculous
We cant have him here on our social club no more,i mean that much i do know.
>Yas Forums: I don’t like something, therefore I’m going to make a bajillion threads of this thing I don’t like, spreading this shit around to everyone through word of mouth whereas it might not have reached everyone otherwise
I literally wouldn’t even know what this shit is if it wasn’t for Yas Forums. I unironically think these threads are made by Netflix shills to drum up controversy and attention. Same for Big Mouth and Bojack Horseman.
Abrahamic religions made gay sex hotter than it was by commanding death penalties for it in their sky fairy books. Had they not made it a religious taboo it likely would likely not be as popular as it is today.
the act and results defend themselves, just the messanger here
by completly draining the prostate you can avoid harmful buildups of deposits and even a healthy prostate can be slightly enlarged so draining it gently allows it to reset. also the first post prostate massage pee feels amazing. i went to the urologist once and had my urethra and prostate examined due to a history of cancer and a dad with a large one. techs said i was in great shape but no harm could come from some manual draining. now when i do my weekly draining i can legit feel the last drop of pee leave my bladder and all the muscles working as one. my kegels are insane. it makes me so horny sometimes that i double cum after a good piss and prostate draining session.
>I unironically think these threads are made by Netflix shills to drum up controversy and attention
They are. Just notice how every single new piece of crap netflix shits out gets a bazillion threads in here even though everyone just shits on it
>show never mentioned on Yas Forums before until they started showing explicit gay sex
really really makes you think
No
Faggot
There were multiple threads and even before it aired I said they're going to rape the source material and add faggotry, because it's Netflix. And I was right
There is nothing wrong with being a (power) bottom in the current year.
I saw tons of threads complaining about CHURCH BAD since S1, but like every Netflix thing it just fizzes out quickly
Fucking baesd
PLEASURE TOAST
>procreation and procreation only
Im not calling you an incel, but I gaurentee you that this will change when you fall in love with a woman. Sex is the purest form of intimacy; no emotionally stable relationship can exist without it
Do you literally only watch movies or shows about "normalcy"? Seek help
Predicting that Netflix will ruin something is like saying the sun will rise tomorrow
agenda pushing through very blatant statements and words put in characters' mouth and deeds became too much in season 3. I dont remember season 1 and 2 being the same, were they the same??
also, is it implied alucard got penetrated by penis? i didn't see confirmation of that. the shot where leg is raised doesnt really prove it 100%
The lead behind the show is a poo who hates white people, what the fuck do you think, retards? Why do you fuckwits watch shit made by people who want you dead?
Where it belongs
I think the idea was supposed to be that Alucard was so depressed, lonely, and desperate for affection that he was willing to let himself get buggered in a three-way just so he could feel something.
The problem is that there were a lot better ways to show that without explicitly showing him getting buttfucked. Then again, the people who made this show don't really seem to give a shit about subtlety, tact, or nuance.
Alucard is a bitch, user. He looks more feminine than his jap boytoy.
Plus the thing you forgot to mention, is that Alucard's penis was likewise preoccupied with fucking said twink's sisters.
>sticking things in your ass
How about I invent a bullet to go through your brain at Thanksgiving dinner?
>Ok I can kinda stand Alucard fucking some twink
I can't because he's not, and I'd prefer if you stopped posting it too. I loved SotN and Alucard and Netflix literally raped him on screen. 'hurr but vampire boys are pretty that means they're gay twinks" No. that's fucking bullshit agenda pushing like nothing else. Every man you find attractive isn't a faggot like you that's absolutely an insane way to think.
I feel like my brother has been raped and everytime I see one of these thread it's like you're posting the pictures of his rape. Fuck off.