Why is Australia so kino?

homo

I have never heard anyone call a bottle shop -> bottleo and a train station -> traino

why do you hate our freedom? are you a communist?

Do Americans really call tomato sauce ketchup?

No your not allowed, it's our word. It would be like me calling darkies niggers

I'm Finnish so I guess I am communisto

you probably live in softcock melbo

shut the fuck up cunt or i’ll bomb your house

>I have never heard anyone call a bottle shop -> bottleo
You're literally not Australian if that's the case. There's a fucking franchise here using the fucking word as a brand.

Sydney servo swoddlydogged by two mad blokes with jappy-slashies

I do lmao

oio lado wannao goo geto assholeo lickedo byo ao hookero
>the state of Australian cryptography

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yeah keep fuckin talking shit cunt see what happens next

bottleo and arvo sure, but where the fuck do you live where people call a train station "traino"???

>he doesn't call Christmas Chrimbo

Bottleo is so common there a bottle shops actually named bottleo and you can also Google bottleo's near me.
What kind of rock are you living under.

assholeo is the only incorrect one

You didn't shorten anything here you dick head.
>oi cunt wanna go get rimmed by a prossie

ambulance driver / paramedic -> ambo
firefighter -> firie

we dont say lad. asshole -> bung(hole)

perth cunt

>gas station
>sells liquid
if american lets out bit of gas its actually liquid ?

What the FUCK do you east coast cunts call them then

While we're on topic do Americans really use brand names to refer to common household objects?

SHART IN MART

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train station

t. esky

>traino
Fuck that's so poofy. Never heard it called that. If you need to abbreviate it, it's a train-staysh. But traino? Fucken gaylords.

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fuck you

That's cause you're a lamo cunto

Kino

The absolute worst one of these is Brits calling vacuum cleaners "Hoovers"

That'd be like calling your fridge a "Westinghouse" or whatever

*ppppppppfffffffffffrrrrrt*

gas is short for gasoline though

Americans don't actually shit themselves while shopping..?

You made the amerishart shit himself with anger, well done

t. wog

ok faggo

Whiter than you, softcock.

the whole world calls it ketchup

>nah I'm not gonna ram any helicopters that'd be rude
>I'm not a bad person I'm just trying to get shot
what a bloke

train station or just "station"

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its convict talk. you wouldn't get it

No different from band aids, which is a brand name for bandages.

Tomato sauce and ketchup aren't the same thing. Like all American food, ketchup is packed with sugar to keep the perpetual infants happy. Tommy sauce is salty and vinegary, as it should be.

No it is different

Australia is based but the kino is limited because of the ????. Watch Swinging Safari for aussie kino

Big fan of mustard though

It’s mad max irl

It's T-sauce you fucking gay cunt

Only hobos,sudos and chinkos catch the train faggo.

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