What would you do in this situation?

What movie .

Find Kevin Smith and kill him with my tusks

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Black people dont swim tho

I AM THE EGGMAN
THEY ARE THE EGGMEN
I AM THE WALRUS
GOO GOO GJOOB

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Is this the Jazz general?

give it 5 years

>crazy weirdo old man unleashes his perverse fantasies onto unsuspecting young man and transforms him into inhuman freak
>friends and family treat him as if there's no return from this mutilation due to having lost the normalized sexual form
Look up John Money. This movie filtered all of you

run

Die of infection and shock after a couple of days

a24's best film

This webm will never not make me laught. RIP in piece, you fat sack of shit

But wait! there's more

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Tell Kevin Smith to kill himself

Shouldn't you be dilating?

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Do you think they have the evolutionary instincts to be afraid of drops and great heights? I guess they all ended up there so it's not an entirely uncommon position for their species.

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They're fat enough to survive the fall

lol kevin smith made this. 3mil budget, 1.8mil boxoffice

Masterly.

Go full Walrus

What?
The weight would break their bones, I have do doubt they die, if not from the fall then soon after

this
see the pile of bodies at the end of

So it's a metaphor for the lingering damage of sexual abuse?

Never go full walrus

Find me some walrus pussy

It's a spawning ground that's shrinking due to there not being any ice there anymore. As such they venture up onto the rocks to find some space. And this is the result. They're not supposed to be up there obviously. It's an act of desperation

Can someone explain the point of this movie and why Kevin Smith made it?

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Reminder that Johnny Depp was in this movie

>Johnny Depp was in a shitty movie
What else is new

im gonna need a source on where this is from so i can watch pls

Came here to post this webm

Write a better movie.

Him and Smith bang eachother's daughters so it's all cool.

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Where's this from?

>having lost the normalized sexual form
Wasn't he just a quad-amputee? Did the old man also castrate him?

they're big mammals

Good job swallowing the propaganda, there was a huge crowd of polar bears at the top of the cliffs

The polar bears have been filmed killing them as they rested on the ice before, in that same spot

Is man truly a walrus at heart?

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What point are you trying to make here? That walruses normally clime fucking mountains and that they do so to avoid polar bears?

American Mary

They get eaten anyway, the polar bears know they are there. The previous “safe spot” that Netflix is lying about still ends up in tons of dead walruses

So this is /I Am Jazz/ after all

it's a hunting strategy by polar bears, the cause of the walruses desperation is not the lack of ice

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No because there's no ice so the polar bears can't have babies and they're hungry and will die if they don't kill the walrus who is his friend

>Walrus Vs Polar Bear

Walruses usually win that. The average walrus is larger and much heavier than a polar bear, and their hide is thick enough that a bear has to work damn hard in order to make a dent on it.

Did he died?

WHY WONT ANYONE POST THE DOCUMENTARY ALL THIS WARLUS SUICIDE STUFF IS FROM

What kind of room temp iq reasoning is this? What kind of retard are you that would think that a fucking walrus would flee up onto cliffs to avoid polar bears? They're fucking sea creatures. They're not up in the cliffs to avoid polar bears ffs

My grandpa was a Seaman and he gave me a wallet made out of walrus. He also had a ring to give me, but my dad made him keep it as long as he could, even though he was dying of cance,r until the nurses stole it. Thanks dad...

/blogpost

You too this

why wont they fight back? there's like at least 3 walruses there against one bear

>the artic circle is fine guys
>there is no ice melting there
>it's all jewish tricks, I swear!!!

That seems to be a lot more common for everyone on the planet these days.

>lol why don't they just go against nature and their primal insticts

i see the americans have woken up

>hunting strategy by polar bears

Polar bears don't usually hunt walrus, only really hungry and desperate individuals do and they mostly try to snatch cubs.

Nigger, Walruses DO fight back, they are not peaceful animals at all.

My primal instinct is to snap your neck, but I'm refraining from doing so at the moment.

Why did he do it?

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY

kys myself

>artic circle is all just snow and ice
based second grader

Animals hunt whatever they can get away with.

their primal instinct is to not fight?