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JCFIJAGC

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Imagine slitting this faggots throat and watching the blood drain from his body.

>Doesn't put diced onions on it
Into the trash it goes

Some /ck/fag did the math on this and apparently that GC is 600+ calories. Probably worth it, looks bretty good. I'd take pic related over it any time though.

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I am rock hard

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is that MAYO he's putting on the exterior of it?

eww what? no dude it's fucking butter.

Looking it over, you can see the butter to the side but no mayo.

WHY does he put it on the plate, only to slide it off immediately?
Yes, I tried this after seeing the webm for the first time. Tasty as fuck, but like said, it's not a meal to feel good about eating.

post your waifoods

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just get one of these

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Do Americans really put like 8 slices of cheese on their sandwiches?

Why does he put oil on the fryer? He already put butter on the sandwich, that's more than good enough for a grilled cheese. Also protip, if you want a really fucking good grilled cheese, put some butter on the inside of the sandwich too. The outside will be crispy and the inside will be extra soft and delicious.

yes retard

I prefer fresher ingredients.

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Why is that exactly what I was thinking?? this video made me irrationally angry And I like cooking

I really fucking hate this movie, truly shows favreau's detachment from the common man, his shameless self indulgence and a general arrogance to his own material's value or lack thereof. The inclusion of twitter as a handy plot device scattered throughout the film was pretty damn Orwellian too. The critics though had a lot of fun with their food analogies.

Genuine pretension and the way it is shot is annoying.

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Is that fucking mayo? On a grilled cheese? Is this an American thing?

Tasty.

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I concur

IT'S BUTTER YOU IMBECILE

Based literal fucking retard.

In webm format

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Anyone remember hot and fluffy Sizzler cheese toast?

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IT'S RAW

this is so disturbing

Looks tasty tho ngl

Nice, never seen an improved version.

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HOLY SHIT IT'S YOU THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING THIRD WORLD INBRED FUCK

Impressively based confused literal fucking retard.

Why am I seeing here?

NICE COPE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I HOPE YOU DIE TONIGHT

Dinner.

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There's Americans in the meat and they just watched a movie so they're clapping

No longer based, but still a literal fucking retard.

whe webm that destroyed Yas Forums

IT'S JUST A FUCKING GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH FAVREAU FUCK YOU DUMB CUNT

>mayo on the bread
>honey on the pan
>6 different types of kraft singles
>set to medium
>more mayo on top of the toast
Do Americans really?

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based chinks

Very nice.

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>it needs to go to absurdist levels of satire otherwise americans might think it's real

>no tomato soup for dippin'
you fucked up

I need at least one thing to make me laugh before my day's over
It's been a long day
Thank you

I, too, like a lot of pickles.

The moment the beet came in americans would already understand it is nonsense.

kekekek

It was about when he moved his hand away to reveal the giant mass of sliced pickles on the right hand side that I thought "sumfin aint right"

adding salt to a fresh cut or something.

>6 slices of cheese
>amerifat "bread"
>lathered in butter AND oil

fucking disgusting

For the longest time I thought these anti-american posts were americans being ironic or joking around but I am now acutely aware there are foreigners who make these posts. What a sad state the rest of the world is in.

That would make it a melt.

NOOOOO NOT THE SQUIDORINO NOT THE CAPTAIN OF THE FLYING DUTCHMAN NOOOO

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Really activates my almonds.

what was the original subtitles?

Can you get those grills installed in the average home? Looks like a comfy way to cook.

Those are the original subs. It was a prank pulled on some Florida food critique.

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>about $3,000 for one with a good-quality grill, a 6-ft. -long counter and a patio to $15,000 and up for higher-end versions with an assortment of appliances.
God fucking damn am I drunk.

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>putting butter on the bread instead of melting the butter in the pan first then putting the bread in
He fucked up in the first 5 seconds.

almond status: activated

>onions on a grilled cheese sandwich
what the fuck is wrong with you

It's delicious you homo

>>putting butter on the bread instead of melting the butter in the pan first then putting the bread in
>He fucked up in the first 5 seconds.

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there's no joke or irony here

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probably butter, but I used to make these mini blueberry bagel egg and cheese sliders for breakfast using miracle whip to grill them instead of butter. they tasted fucking GREAT.

I know. Like I said, a sad state of affairs for foreigners.

Yeah. You need natural gas though. And a 36" range, some already come with a griddle option. Or you can buy just the griddle but for a non autist/non rich guy you'll be wasting counter space.
36" ranges are the big boys, you won't see them at name brand stores. Have to go to places that sell Viking, Bluestar and shit like that