*Saves your shitty Netflix show*

Season 1 and partially 2 was basically a bastardized version of CV3, but mostly in characters only.

They're attempting to set up Curse of Darkness, but the way the show is going I doubt they'll let Hector be the main character.

Personally I was hoping every season would take place 100 years after the previous and follow the Belmont bloodline but here we are...

Japan please take over, and fuck amer*ca

Either foreshadowing for some South American shenanigans (since it looked like a Aztec temple) or part of one of the other shows the pajeet is making for Netflix showing a 2deep4u "connected" Universe.

i hear you man - season one started off okay, and i thought the writers did a pretty good job of developing drac's wife, who didnt get much screentime in the vidya
then came the writer's strange fixation with demonizing the church, then changing up the canon and not really knowing what to do with the forgemasters, then the lame oc new vampires and game of thrones storyline, etc.

it just kept getting worse, and worse, and worse the further they moved from the games

Bait for what though? One pissed off sociopath guy with possibly a moral now and an army is going to fight some pissed off sociopath woman who has a diplomat that may have a moral too and also has an army and Trevor, Sypha and Alucard will be involved somehow. Will probably end with with Issac winning but going into self enforced isolation because some crazy Jamaican boat captain gave him an extra glass of water and that's it. I am in no way excited for the next season and would not give a fuck if they cancelled. I doubt it will though because that weird Indian guy that created this is promising a DMC connection of some kind which by the way, is anything happening with a DMC Netflix show? It was announced like more than a year ago

>watching western shit
I shiggy diggy

You thing showrunner know. It's just to creat as big as possible cliffhanger as possible, whitout bringing dracula back. So they can break season three curse of netflix.

What makes me mad is that they had money formula. Scruffy drunk vampire hunter, cute but crazy sage girl and half vampire hunting vampires and creatures of night would be money. If they had moved away from game in that way it wod attest be entertaining. No, we get alucard sulking in castle and getting fucked in ass by dude who he will just kill and impaled. It's so miserable to watch.

It was written by Warren Ellis, you eternally buttblased Ameri-phobic

This show is reminding me of the walking dead and not in a good way. The walking dead went to shit when it was just about 1 setting for an entire season which is nearly every season. That's what happened now, all the characters had adventures in one or two areas and that was it. The season ended so now they are all moving on. Don't do this shit, it's not needed for a cartoon.

They turned a beloved character Alucard into a faggot, something you can expect from netflix

They turned one hour episode in full season. I thing it might have worked if they just separated everything to individual episodes.

Or better yet, how about you dont do any of these storylines. Just fight vampires and other monsters.

Why did the guys from the town not go into that church to go after that final monster? Was that explained? They kinda left it in there and were like "meh whats the worst that can happen"

Hnng

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That Pajeet needs to lock Ellis in a room with him and make him watch playthroughs of every Castlevania game. Easter Eggs aren't enough he needs to actually make episodes about shit that happened in the game. Hell you want original content, do a ten episode prequel about Richter and make the last episode be Castlevania X (the good Jap one) you can fill Richter with as much of an edgy backstory as you want just have it end like the game.

If you are talking about the flashback story the Judge told them that after the incident the monks would come out of the church some time later crying and carrying parts of the monster. So they said "fuck it, it's dead" and decided to leave the church alone.

Still have no idea how the monks managed to pull that off, unless demon shenanigans.

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Back off niggers, faggots and all assorted subhumans. Gib lenore, my wife, and nobody gets harmed!

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Dk I literally only watch this shit for the qts

What is even going on here? Is it story relevant?

She's seducing the forgemaster and getting him to say he's her property during coitus so she can slip on a magic ring and enslave him.

Pay close fucking attention, faggot

This whole season was about Saturn and mirrors. Netflix is obsessed with it. Why? Predictive programming. To understand, we must first break down a few things.

In Castlevania:

1. The priory etched Saturn symbols on all sacrifice doors.

2. The portal is a portal outside time and space

3. Rings were used by the vampire sisters to enslave Hector.

IRL:

Saturn is heavily worshipped by the ELITE. One name they have for Saturn is El. Hence why the elite are EL-ites, worshippers of EL

Derived from Saturn is SATan, as well as SATURNS-day (saturday)

Saturn is referred to as Lord of the Rings. The symbol is one of submission, to listen to the Lords (EL-ites)

The EL-ites are members of the Fraternitas Saturni, and all of the world’s control hierarchy adheres to it

EL-ites associate Saturn with black. The wardrobe of society’s most powerful wear black. Judges wear black robes, graduates wear black robes

The top of Saturn is a dark hexagon. A hexagon, extrapolated, is a 3D cube. 6 sides to a hexagon, six sides to a cube. Cubing the hexagon:6 to the power of three, or 666. This is why 666 is their favorite number

Black cubes are particularly attractive to EL-ites (Netflix can’t stop paying homage to this: Black Mirror, Altered Carbon, etc etc). Black Cube is worshipped in Judaism and Islam (Hence heavy pro-islam themes). Black Cube is an agency in league with Mossad

The black cube denotes AI, trapping of consciousness, as well as a surveillance state

The EL-ites ultimate transhumanist plan is to siphon all consciousness into “The Saturn Matrix”, on Saturn, where they rule over a digital matrix. Trapped for eternity inside of a digital space/time prison

One of the EL-ites favorite psychological programming tricks is to take beloved franchises and insert programming themes in them

Thus Castlevania is reduced from a kick-ass western anime into predictive programming

TL;DR: Castlevania turned into propaganda

She fucks Hector, the Forgemaster, so that all of his creations can be loyal to her, by entraping him with Mystical Slave Marriage. But hey, she likes him enough to keep fucking him over and over, apparently. The Ginger Lass craves the MED BVLL.

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>She's seducing the forgemaster and getting him to say he's her property during coitus so she can slip on a magic ring and enslave him.

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Good, fuck your hopes. I hope this shit never makes it past the 1400s.

She’s getting her coochie licked

wew

Is she loli? And if so why was her VA a fucking fifty something woman? Fucking Jewflix

Why is everyone on this show British/Irish?

That whole thing is so stupid. Should we feel bad for that dude? In 2020 they make him idiot and coomer and we should feel bad for him? So in future when we really should care about him, we see him only as loser.

But no way in hell we gonna get s4.

Her voice actor was worst.

Why does this garbage fucking show last 3 seasons and not The Dark Crystal?

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They're not though. Drac is Wallachian. Isaac's a nog. The Vamps were/are all from all over the world. Hector's Greek (why they went with such a deep tan is beyond me, to the point where the net thinks he's a nog). Now, you'd be better off asking why there are Catholics in the Balkans instead of Orthodoxs...

Greeks are mutts at that point in time from being fucked by the Bolghars, Bulgarians, Serbians, Croatians, and the Turks.

I meant the VA's. Also there are tons of Catholics in Croatia and the Kingdom of Croatia has been a thing since before this timeline

Uh yeah and I hated the big Russian dyke more but every time this ginger thot talked I thought we were legit being trolled. Like they should've casted a man with a deep voice as her it would've been funny at least.

>Wallachian
Vlach.

Bill Nighy was too good for this SJew shit. He was literally phoning it in and was still good

Hector came to Drac's court from Rhodes, which may make him Turkish.

Their VAs are not the characters

>Irish
Nani?

Still no reason for him to be that dark, seeing as Slavs are, well, Slavs. And the Turks took boys FROM the Balkans and bleached themselves, not the opposite. The problem is that, like Xanatos back in Gargyles, everyne now thinks they're nogs.
>VAs
Ah. Eh, they always go with Brits when they want to have "accents".
>Croatia
Yeah but the real Vlad's story is tied with the Orthodox.
Rhodes had significant Venetian influence as well. It fell rather late compared to mainland Greece. Besides, being a part of the Ottman Empire doesn't make him ethnically a 'Turk'. The guy's got silver hair and icy blue eyes; hardly Asiatic traits. And then there's the name, which is not Turkish.

Ok to clarify that post I was talking about VA's. No need for a long drawn out semantics battle for no reason, I meant VA's when I posted that.

>real Vlad's story
I wouldn't look for canon here user, either IRL or Castlevania. They seem to be doing what they want.

Oh, so he's probably Italian with some Greek. Could be some North African Berber in him.

balkaniggers are dark as fuck. Gayreeks included

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Eh, fair enough.
Still, my point is that with their decision to give him such a deep tan, now every other dimwit hambeast dyke thinks he's a "PoC". They do this all the time in animation and comics and it doesn't help. I can find panels where Tony Stark literally looks like an Arab. Whites tan, but in this day and age you're better off leaving it out. Hell, Clooney looks darker than his Indian (or whatever she is) wife.
Yeah yeah, go back to your generals.

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Cause we're post GoT and Downton Abbey and normies think Brits with their accents are charming despite you know the opposite is what the answer you're looking for.

rollin

I like it. Makes him feel more exotic but not too exotic like "You're so fucking rude!" dindunuffin Sufisaac.

Yeah I'm pretty sure it's not canon in Castlevania lore that the lesbian sisters were the de facto rulers of Eastern Europe

I reckon they did it so that he wouldn't look like an Alucard clone. But what should look like a tan is now being taken as him being a nigger. You wanna make him an Egyptian/Greek/Venetian/Med-General Mutt like say, Rami Malek (which is what I think they were going for)? Sure. But hambeasts can't into that.

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