How's the coronavirus treating you, Yas Forums?

t. Chang

>HAHA ITS JUST LIKE THE FLU WHO CARES
>*becomes a permanent disease in circulation*
>YEAH SO WHAT
>*mutates*
>UH OH
>*has a 250 million death toll over a 3 year period
corona will BTFO normies mark my words

It'd be great if enough people died that society and government were impossible, with nothing left to do but impregnate all the appropriate womanfolk and grow food.

Yeah but that was in the aftermath of WW1 and at the time antiviral treatments didn't even exist. COVID 19 is deadly despite antiviral treatments and modern methods of preventing hypoxia

>corona will BTFO normies mark my words
You tease and tease.

>corona will BTFO normies mark my words
good to see you’re optimistic about dying, user

I hope so.

Corona panic is so fucking dumb. It's nothing.

Careful, don't get too close to this post without a suit^

t. corona virus

If dubs you get Corona and HIV

B-but Trump told Hannity it was way under one percent!

If trips you suck BBC

Sure there is, but you know some of these deaths are random as fuck. You never know how good your immune system is until it's fucking tested.

This, but the opposite. I want to keep hearing about it, because I want it to cleanse the world.

You now have herpes.

There are supposed to be 4 millions cases US by May 11th. In the US alone that's about 200,000 dead. 4 times the death rate that influenza has when it infects 35 million people yearly.

That's only in a few months as well. Not exactly Ebola or MERS but is enough to cause mass hysteria and to overwhelm most hospitals causing mass death via confusion.

>old chinks
>normies
cope, snowflake

Based. Have you been watching wasteland kino as well?

the enemy isnt the disease, the enemy is other people
within 3 months society will have regressed to a state of warring tribes and racial groups
corona is the spark that will light the fire that will burn the world

>Italy

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>within 3 months
lol no.

With the rate this disease is spreading maybe. The fact that different governments , besides the Italians, are trying to cover for the issue is problem enough.

When the CDC itself starts telling you to stockpile supplies you better fucking listen boy

>China has Iran has more recoveries than Italy
Saved, can't wait to repost this in about a month

Been readying since early January.

the majority of billionaires have already gone on 'holiday' to new zeland
it has begun, the true scope is hidden from the public, the only question is how bad things truly are and if we still have a chance or not

wow! pretty epic

>the majority of billionaires have already gone on 'holiday' to new zeland
Source? I know some bugged out, but we'll be ok. We're not lucky enough for this horrible society to end.

Cases all over near me, stores are out of tons of supplies, businesses getting quarantined. At least I may get a few weeks off work once one of my coworkers comes in with it.

The chance that diseases which are permanently in circulation mutate into highly fatal diseases is not likely. It's not impossible, but your little hypothetical almost definitely isn't going to happen. Doesn't sound like you know much about this. Why are you pretending to?

Fucking this. This is so overblown. Fucking management is blowing its head off for BCP procedures. Fuck off you're not gonna die from it. Stupid fucks

>Doesn't sound like you know much about this. Why are you pretending to?
im not pretending, i work at the CDC
i do however have to mask what i do know beneath a veil of shitposting, if you knew what kind of decisions were being made you would be booking plane tickets right now
its already at a point of drawing circles on maps, and im talking world maps, not maps of some chinese province

i haven't been following the news at all, haven't read about this virus since it broke out. i just assumed it was another case of media hysteria, like the swine flu a decade ago. is this actually something to worry about, or is it just media bullshit? keep in mind, i wouldn't worry either way, because i genuinely want the world to end in fire, starvation, pestilence, and blood

If you knew so much about it, you'd know that a virus requires a living host to survive. Viruses are parasitic. They can't survive without us. Do you think it makes sense for a virus which has been successful enough to reach permanent circulation to become so virulent that it kills off the population it requires to survive, thus killing itself? No, it doesn't make sense, and no, it barely ever happens. Stop talking shit, it's embarrassing.

Yas Forums has continuous threads on the crisis, I would recommend staying tuned to those.

Give her the D

Im so fucking hard right now

I'm just tired of all this happenings not happening. I hope it infects everyone and kills the 140 million is projected to kill.

it's a huge deal
literally thousands of people are going to die are going to die because of it
old, decrepit people with failing immune systems who are also killed by the common cold
the death toll will be staggering
coronavirus truly is the most dangerous virus ever

i stopped going to Yas Forums because it gave me braindamage, but i'll check it out

>Stop talking shit, it's embarrassing.
ive told you already, the problem is people, not the virus
objectively if 3% of the worlds population died nothing would really change
but 3% of the worlds population dying creates a potentially apocalyptic level of social instability
you get it now? this is what we are dealing with

>i genuinely want the world to end in fire, starvation, pestilence, and blood

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The US military is quarantining hundreds of Americans on American soil across 15 bases. It's abnormal.
Pic related leaked out too.

P.S. Nothing's gonna happen, faggot.

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normies are the only people retarded enough to care about it

Meanwhile air pollution kills 7 million people a year, but nobody wants to use clean power or change how they get to work.

No (), you're not. Stop talking shit, it's embarrassing.

Seems to only fatally target the boomers

>Meanwhile air pollution kills 7 million people a year
Bull fucking shit, we'd start losing population if that were true.

>Cure for SARS was Nyquil, Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup, and Sprite

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Yeah? Well how about this for a wake up call: this shit is in every single water pipeline worldwide. You ingest it on a daily basis. Still feel that pollution isn't a big deal?

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Can't it be filtered out?

bing it

lol

Filtering quite literally increases the potency of DHMO.

I'm having a laugh. My stocks have tanked but I was mostly in cash anyway. Meanwhile, I sold a bunch of n95 masks for over ten times the price I bought them for.

>just use a search engine to read lies, user
Nah.

Ma called me the other day. Told me to buy stock so I can get her a house in Florida. Says a bunch of mouth breathing morons are crashing the economy because of some chinks over in China. Her words not mine.
Told her i'd think about it. I ain't gunna do it, but I am thinking about it.

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Well what the fuck do you do then? Boil your water first?

Why do people take agencies like the CDC and WHO as gospel when it reports on things like the coronavirus or contaminated romaine lettuce, but not air pollution?

>at the time antiviral treatments didn't even exist.
lol america barely has enough hospital beds for 0.1% of the population, not much has changed. all we need is 1% to get infected and shit breaks down

I have a chemistry degree and I can confirm.
it's all true

The sad truth is that there is very little that can be done. Drinking water, anywhere in the world, gives you a 100% chance of ingesting large quantities of DHMO. I don't have a hack for you, or a way around this. Every single person in the world right now has high quantities of dihydrogen monoxide circulating in their system at this very moment. You do, I do, everyone.

A stopped clock is correct twice a day.

>corona wiping out humanity

Were it only so.

if you boil it it becomes even more dangerous

Not me I just peed and haven’t drank anything since before the pee before that

and you're gay twice a day

Everyone knows in Plague Inc. you have to keep the symptoms unnoticeable or you'll get noticed too early, and then you'll lose.

>boil
Why the fuck would you do that? Say hello to 2nd degree burns all over your insides and face/chest when you spit it out