Your 2 days of freedom is over wagie

As opposed to European's hundreds of years of inbreeding.

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Kek, no one here gives a shit. Australians are stockpiling shit paper, Italy is cancelling school and work, Europe in general is worried sick over it. Americans give 0 (zero) shits and are probably hoping it crashes society as a whole.

Everyone I know here is stockpiling and not going to work because they have a sniffle.

What was the point of this thread?

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No one around me is freaking out. Walmart had tons of toilet paper and I had to wait 30 minutes for a seat at Chiles.

OP makes this thread every Sunday night to mock wagies

wrong you retard, come to Seattle and you will see mass panic. My local grocery store had a million people buying all the toilet paper and paper towels they could this morning

You don't even know

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>SXSW cancelled
>People screeching at any event holder to SHUT. IT. DOWN. Because they're greedy pieces of shit if they don't

So what's OP method of support? Independent contractor? Mooching off family? Mooching off state?

>he tries to flex with pretax earnings

sit down

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Why don’t they just hire another person so they don’t have to pay you overtime to work two jobs

Jokes on you I worked on Saturday and Sunday too

>some meme chart that doesn't mean anything
post a paystub

SORRY STINKY NEET
BUT TODAY IS A P U B L I C H O L I D A Y
YOU LOOOOOOSE

it's a long story but i'm the boss and chose to spend all that time there

>Seattle
What you sheep are doing is irrelevant.. You're so disconnected from the rest of the country you might as well be on the moon.

>Seattle
literally the soi capital of the world. when are they not panicking

;)

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>He pays tax on his earnings
Pathetic

Now post face with timestamp

>talks shit to me about pretax earnings
>posts pretax earnings
based retard

you got owned bro

my post had nothing to do with pay and everything to do with working 80hr weeks

oh no the things I enjoy buying with my own money are still available
have fun begging mommy for your next console

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Seattle

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If you catch it your house will be repossessed to pay for the ambulance to the hospital

>Seattle

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coasties are a treat

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thanks man I love my work. take up a trade boys and watch how every aspect of your life improves

>friends set me up with a girl
>we have great sex
>i end up catching feelings 2 weeks in and start seeming desperate
>they end it and I'm left looking like an idiot
I am in the middle of this once again. I just want a loving girlfriend to hang out with but I'm stuck with casual sexual relationships. It always ends up being that story or I end up being some girls side dude. I know that my incel brothers are going to give me shit about this but trust me boys casual sex isn't very gratifying in the long term.

What do you got planned tomorrow big guy? Surely a lot since you got all that free time and are so superior to wages. I'm sure you don't live at your increasingly begrudgened mother's house with no friends, no disposable income, and no hope for the future. I'm sure this isn't thinly veiled cope to keep your ever increasing suicidal thoughts at bay. I'm sure you don't avoid family and acquaintances because they look at you with a mixture of pure pity and distain. Doing great champ!

Take your normalfag sex problems over to Reddit

yeah seriously. anyone who has spent an extended period of time as a NEET knows how embarrassing and emasculating it really is

>What do you got planned tomorrow
I don't know, but I know who's going to pay for it (that's you! :) )

BASED

Im an ameritard. I saw someone in store buying like 10 bottles of hand sanitizer. Went in the next day and i hear them talking about putting up a sign saying no hand sanitizer.

Neet here comfy

Gonna sue corporations then slap her big mommy boobs on my face as we binge old TV series

I've been on Yas Forums since 2008 brah. Some of us grow as people while we're here. I recommend checking out Yas Forums as a start.

jokes on you I'm off Sunday and Monday :)

Why is always this fucking face
this fucking feigned surprise stick a cock in my gaping mouth expression

I usually just hang out with discord bros then make friends irl and hang out with them then go do skids
Fuck you I've bee here since 2006 and I've regressed to the fuck back
Bugger off failed autist

it’s trying to be extremely non confrontational

Ok election tourist
>Implying I care enough to get Yas Forums
lel

you're projecting

>Some of us grow as people while we're here.
Then you do not not belong here normalfag.

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>I recommend checking out Yas Forums as a start.

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Settle down dyels. Men are talking.

Haha all i have to do is wait a month and i get 514 dollars from he suites at the white house for just having adhd. Have fun breaking your back picking up boxes all day.

(You)

Prob will never have a gf either.sad

I had a three day weekend

You're coping

Nice bait

Based. $700 a month here.
>Wanting a roast

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Stop hooking up with girls that put out almost immediately then, retard. Stop trying to make a ho a housewife.

but that doesn’t feel good or fulfilling. so glad I pulled myself away from that life

seething wagie

Something id expect from a beta.ssd

>gf
yeah I kind of upgraded from that years ago
have fun coming up with reasons why pussy is bad

Uh hello i have a girlfriend her bame is rei ayanami. But nice try there. Normalfag

post neetbux receipt

>another weekend wasted binge eating
help me bros im drowning

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>not fucking around with a women
>an upgrade

Just because you cant get pussy you dont have to cope

>haha you get to donate 30 seconds of your paycheck and all you get in return is entertainment from proliferating my perpetual agony

You sure showed him.

seethe
No

CNN is telling everyone Trump is gonna genocide everyone, that the virus will eradicate everyone, that white people will genocide everyone.
The """"""""""""""""""news""""""""""""""""""" is nothing but made-up bullshit and tabloids.

Get in the cage, wagie

dilate

Wait that's how much NEETS get? How the fuck do you go clubbing on those pennies

How am I seething ? Because I work like a man and get to fuck around with different women without paying for shit.Sad and cope neck yourself neet

MFW I quit my job to live off govt disability payments and spend all my time drawing necro porn

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Do you get any exercise? How much disposable income do you have?

>he doesn't create phony neetbux receipts
step up your larp game

For your information, I think my suicidal thoughts have actually been decreasing overall. Take that, wagie.

Holyfuck 700? Howd you manage to pull that off? Also i got 100k in the bank from getting a normalfag to hit me while crossing the street. So that plus 500 a month and im getting investments of 4k on tax returns.

I'm a wagie and glad I'm no longer NEET but this is cope. Life is perpetual agony either way.

>clubbing

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>being triggered by work in the 21st century work, literally the most you could produce for the least amount of effort in human history.

If you can't make it in 2020 just neck yourself and spare your ancestors further humiliation.

>mfw this little bastards will rape you in your sleep

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>user smirks as he finishes filling out the 90th captcha today, the glow of his monitor illuminating his triple chin. "H-heh n-n-neet master race" he mutters as he press "post". Suddenly, user's mother opens the door: "A-user dinner's re-". "NOT NOW MOM" he screams. user shrinks back in his chair, he knew it was wrong to yell at his mother but he can't help it. user looks down at his stomach, pinching his flabby belly rolls and sighs. Why him? Why did the hecking jewerinos hecking do this to him? If only his facial bone growth was slightly different. Then, he'd be a Chad working as an investment banker (7 figures of course) and only one day a week. His life just feels so empty, so he takes it out on the only person keeping him off the street....

>Because I work like a man and get to fuck around with different women
Holy degeneracy.
Seek Christ.

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u mad bro

Then you're doing it wrong. Life is fucking amazing

yes I actually do exercise alot I just eat likes hit and alot of disposable income which is part of the problem