Should I tell this drunk girl at the bar that I am an avid listener of Chapo trap house in order to get some tight...

no shit

It was sort of a series of jokes early on that just kept adding words until it was Chapo Trap House.

Kill the champagne socialists and fight for your class.

Where the FUCK do you meet women who listen to Chapo?

Why did this podcast blow up?

>ywn be friends with the round failson of a former New Yorker editor/publisher who pays you to be on his stupid political movie review and shitpost podcast that accidentally turns into a phenomenon and is brought up on national TV as why Bernie supporters are so mean and bad

why on earth would you want to be friends with ANY of these faggots?

Because people are mad about being forced to accept life being shit in America, while fucking Bezos "still tap dances into work".

Communism will win.

Bernie Sanders' supporters are not HALF mean enough. And Sanders himself isn't mean at all. That's why he's going to lose.

daily reminder that even if you liquidated all of jeff bezo's net worth, it would only have covered 10 days of last year's federal budget

Women are so easy to deal with if you're assertive. I fuck a lot of art hoe feminist types and I'm pretty straight up with them that I think women are dumb as fuck. Just b yourself bro

All communists are like this? aren’t there any cool ones?

I bet I could heem you

reminder than almost none of us are working class. Capitalism has made almost all of us into middle and upper class bourgeoisie

Actual working class people are fucking trash

You will never be permitted to fuck children.

They are pedophiles

They were an unabashedly leftist podcast that started right when far left politics became popular in the mainstream of American political discourse

Because Will Menaker comes from money and his twitter friends suddenly got rich through association with him

Bernie's biggest flaw is that he's a fucking pussy and won't actually attack Biden on anything. He needs to go all in on Biden's support of the Iraq War, cutting SS, his flipflopping on the Hyde Amendment, his weird nuzzling and carressing of little girls and he should be questioning his mental fitness for office. Trump is going to do all of this and he's gonna eat Biden alive.

That's a god damned lie. You don't know the truth because your parents have money. The median income of Americans is around $30k a year. Meanwhile, the cost of everything has fucking skyrocketed. Not even 20 years ago, gas was regularly under $1 a gallon. I remember when people lined up around the block at gas stations when it got into the 90s cents.

It's not a libertarian podcast.

>Bernie's biggest flaw is that he's a fucking pussy and won't actually attack Biden on anything.
The left needs to start telling his campaign this directly. And if he refuses, and loses due to it, he needs to be treated exactly the same as any republican or democrat for the rest of his life.

>Should I tell this drunk girl at the bar that I am an avid listener of Chapo trap house in order to get some tight schliz?

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I mean I doubt it'll work, but if it does, good on you.

>most of 4chins thinks these guys are #resistance tumblrinas
>they literally defend 4channers

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Not really. Not that get allowed access to mainstream discourse.
Agreed. Bernie isn't mean enough to be a populist. We say how Drumpf gained support in 2016.

>yes we care about the common poor man, shitlord
>yes our podcast is ironically named after a guy who murders innocent proles by the dozen
I'm going to need more details on this

Why are most white american leftists yuppie urbanite dweebs?

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That's why it looks to me like he's throwing the election. Thank christ I'm not stupid enough to believe in electoralism. Every fucking chapo will be a tankie by the end of shit year. Or a posadist.

Money

>Bernie's biggest flaw is that he's a fucking pussy and won't actually attack Biden on anything
This. He's such a typical jew dweeb who loves to argue but scared of confrontation.
If he slugged the bitch in pic related and tossed her lifeless corpse into the crowd I'd vote for the commie bastard

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It isn't a lie if you say it to get laid. I make shit up all the fucking time

*this year

Lol a little Freudian slip there.

me on the right

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The west is a labor aristocracy, but these faggots refuse to admit it. It's unquestionable that we all benefit from imperialism and monopoly capitalism, and that the kind of change they want is impossible in the west. The idea that Trump's trade war did more for the prolies than Bernie ever has, would be a garish joke to these ivory tower soibois, but it's true that the change they want can only happen in the third world.

I’m a commercial apprentice electrician who makes less than $30k/yr and will continue to do so until I get licensed. Meanwhile management charges clients $70/hr my labor and they only pay me $11.15/hr.
>dude working class people are trash though, but we need a working class revolution now lmao
Ok fren, I’m sure you and your communist non-gender-binary tranny friends can team up and figure out how to add a 2-pole 60A breaker into your breaker panel without killing yourselves or burning your house down so you can charge your Tesla.

Even if you got a degree in postmodern hierarchical post industrial capitalist neopatriarchal social structures I doubt you could read and follow the guidelines in the NEC without taking a couple days to figure it out.

>we all benefit from imperialism and monopoly capitalism
Neoliberalism is cancer and a lie. We are NOT all benefiting from evil. The rich are and gaslighting the rest.

The funny thing is, these faggots are entirely out of touch with real working people. Their fanbase mostly consists of White college-educated psuedo-intellectuals from upper-middle/upper-class backgrounds. It's just a giant circlejerk.

He's not a communist. That's rich rightist you're replying to.

Friendly reminder that while sparkies are busy crunching-numbers and jerking off to their codebook, us tinners are fucking their women rawdog.

>gaslighting the rest
How is it so effective though? I'm privileged and comfortable within the PMC class and make ok money for my age, but I know kids from my high school who never went to college and are only making $13 bucks an hour at the local grocery store who will still go on social media and talk about how the socialists and Bernie are going to destroy the economy and ruin everyone's lives.

/r/chapotraphouse is unironically like 20% tranny. I'm not even joking. They've done internal surveys. The reason the American left will never get anywhere is that it's not actually concerned with leftism. It just uses the appearance of leftism to pass the time because American "leftist" figures are almost all bourgeois pieces of shit who are in it for the aesthetics, just like twitter wine moms love Warren for the same reason.

when asked about politics simply reply "they really put this nigga in a peach LMFAO!"

Nigger have you ever eaten chocolate? Do you know how hard it is to make. Both the cocao and sugar trades are run on serfs.There are a million thing like that in the west.

>How is it so effective though?
Because nearly all humans are NPCs. I'd estimate about 15% of humans are actually capable of conscious thought. And that's not a joke or hyperbole. That's from my own personal study of human behavior for decades.

All the tinners I’ve worked with just sleep and jerk eachother off in their vans all day while they hold the project up. Not only that but the ones in my area get paid shit.

Yeah rightwingers and lefties are both unanimously in agreement on their seething poorly disguised hatred of the blue collar working class.

Tell her you listen to M&S and oral presentations then do a bam margera impression

Can confirm, seems like every other day there's a thread about some tranny begging for money cuz they can't make rent lmao

the worst thing about the Chapo fanbase is their simping for people who don't even have actual pussies

I'm a seppo commie and I agree. I don't know how to overcome the LARP issue, but I at least recognize it.

>or anime her pussy

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Communism is a spook

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>All the tinners I’ve worked with just sleep and jerk eachother off in their vans all day while they hold the project up. Not only that but the ones in my area get paid shit.
Local 103, faggot. I make 3-times what you do in a year and will continue to even after you get your j-man card.

>aren’t there any cool ones?

100 years ago maybe

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I think you should fundamentally reassess your life choices if you're trying to nail gross bar skanks and listening to communist trash produced by soft-handed manbabies.

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