HOLY FUCKING BASED

HOLY FUCKING BASED

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>milks every last penny of fast and furious money
>uses it to make his autistic dnd inspired kinos like the Last Witch Hunter
based indeed

>tfw they can split the movie but they can never split la familia

How can there possibly be a 10 when 9 is his last ride? There's no way he can defeat Jakob

aint fast and furious already one big shit divided in little turds since like part 5?

Fas10 Your Seatbelts

fast and the furious endgame

>Riddick
>Last Witch Hunter
>xXx
>Bloodshot
Not to mention the kino voice work he delivers
>Groot
>Iron Giant
Vin Diesel is a 200IQ Hollywood man

Fast and Furious 10-2. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOOOOOUUUUUU?

One last ride... Part 2___

Fast
and
Furious

Ten fast ten furious

...whoa.

The Ride Never Ends

Came to say this. The Fast Franchise... and the Furious Franchise...

fasten two furious

This shit is like Star Wars for brainlet boomer white trash Americans

>white

Fast and Furious series is unironically based

Point Break fan fiction

>brown hands typed this

Who the fuck still watches these movies and why are there 10 of them?

your precious shitskins love this series

People with families watch them. You wouldn't get little orphan.

Fast & Fur10us

2 fast 2 furious 5

What are chances outer space will be involved? Unironically

>familia vs ayy lmaos

kino

Kek

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pretty sure they don't
audiences are like 95% whiteoids trying to look hype and/or open minded

Part 1: Fast 1
Part 2: Furious 0

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>The Fast and The Furious... IN SPAAAACE!
Might be cool.

It does pretty well internationally, and it's pretty packed in theaters where I live, and there are almost no whites here

>The Fast and the Furious Jupiter Drift

nice

Hispanics love these movies.
Source: been forced to watch most of them at family gatherings

Brazilian here. The franchise is massive here

Just fucking end it.

Lol they are really trying to squeeze every last drop

It’s hispanics too

Fast 5 (part 2) + Furious 5 (part 1)

You would too if you could make at least 600 million with a movie that cost 300 million to make

Is that the average american family?

*audible exhale through nose*

xD

familia is thicker than blood

When the FUCK are Jesse and Leon coming back? If they can bring back Han, there is NO excuse.

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bros im so scared, jakob and dom go all the way back, this is the biggest threat to la famiglia since shaw

It better be set in space.

Who watches these movies

He'll die as a character but remain bhind the scenes. The Gotta Go Fast granchise isn't just Dom, you know.

If this franchise had stopped at 4 movies you'd be here calling it kino, greed ruined it

It will probably bomb because of the Coronavirus

Fate made less money than Sonic the Hedgehog Domestically. The Fast and the Furious franchise gets most of their money from China. And now China has closed all movie theaters.

Not to mention other people are afraid of going to the movies and other public places out of fear of catching the Coronavirus

I only watched the first movie and didn't like it, but familia sticks together.

China

People who have sex

I do not know of a single white person who likes the F&F series.

>implying that the real mastermind behind all the events of the series won't be a CGI Brian

Sisters don't count.

I do think that they've made too many but no one will convince me otherwise that they aren't the perfect popcorn flicks.
They're ridiculously stupid and fun. The highest watermark of "just turn your brain off, bro" and a perfect way to blow through two hours of your life.

If you have to turn off your brain to enjoy it, it is, objectively a shit movie. This is leddit-tier train of thought.

They could have been respectable movies if they had stopped sooner and kept it down to earth. Even with all the bullshit that came after the first one is still generally really liked.