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Jason Perez
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Parker Reed
>this image still hasn't been debunked
Jonathan Martinez
Robert Fisher
>trekfags are dying off faster than they can multiply
Carter Hughes
kek
Jack Jones
Where's Valley Forge?
Alexander Foster
Captain, I recommend a full spread of photon torpedoes with fat shit warheads, coupled with a barrage of fat shit phasers. It should destroy all non-Trek posts.
Nathaniel Smith
Quarantined
Austin Anderson
BY THE FOUNDERS.
Carter Kelly
Belay that! Beam them aboard so we can discuss our differences.
Juan Gonzalez
For me, it's Irish Romulan Cougar Elf Detective
Thomas Moore
Really? I dunno about her. For me, it's Porthos.
Chase Long
TOO LATE CAPTAIN, WE ARE FIRING.
Xavier Davis
>For me, it's mucus
Thomas Wilson
>cuter face
>cuter ears
>not useless
>not a diversity hire
Why was Porthos so based
Brody Watson
for the Alpha Quadrant
Logan Torres
What is Kurtzmans endgame?
Parker Moore
has a reddit name
Jason Bailey
Shut the fuck up you retarded faggot
I am revoking your permission to post in /trek/ now leave immediately
Alexander Scott
God, that'd be really well done if the gif didn't reveal its secrets the moment it loops
Joshua King
BASED. WHY DOES THIS GENERAL NOT MAKE OC ANY MORE LIKE THIS?
Lucas Brown
Austin Turner
What do you think happened to allow her to develop her jawr in such a chad-like manner? Is there a backstory to this?
Robert Wood
Landon Powell
Because the only people who still lurk /trek/ are miserable retards who want to bitch about pitbulls. /trek/ stopped being fun months ago.
Hudson Allen
Because it's full of angry losers
Carson Phillips
please tell me that came up through reverse image search and your brain doesnt actually form these connections naturally
Bentley Reyes
>The Enterprise encounters a previously unseen starship on the edges of Federation space
>Troi: Captain I sense this frowny faced man threatening to kill us has some emotional disturbance.
>Worf: They’ve armed their phaser banks, Captain.
>Troi: I sense they might be dangerous.
>Worf: Should I raise shields and arm phasers, Captain?
>Picard: Shut up Worf. This is no time for your violent irrational Klingon ways. You’re on Starfleet now! Let Troi finish her analysis of their—
>Worf: We are being fired upon!
>Picard: Will you be quiet, Worf! Why is it always violence with you? Please Deanna go ahead.
>Troi: I sense.. anger.. disconent.. malevolence.. a wish to.. do harm!
>Worf: Shields at 20%! Captain!
>Picard: You’re dismissed, Worf! Wesley, take over his station. There might be trouble brewing. Brewing like a pot of Earl Grey.
>Created by Gene Roddenberry
Jonathan Cook
Picard calls Wesley to the ready room. Data is present.
>Wesley you have violated the prime directive for the last time, it's time for some hard discipline.
Picard undoes his starfleet uniform as Wesley begins to cry.
>NO STOP YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
Picard now fully nude reveals an erect 13 inch penis as he begins to walk up to Wesley. Picard snorts arrogantly
>As if the illegality of genetic engineering is going to prevent the captain of the flagship of the Federation from seeking out its gifts!
Wesley is horror struck.
>Starfleet was founded to seek out new life, Mr Crusher. Well here it throbs!
Picard proclaims whilst pointing to his erect penis with his arm as still and as hard as dilithium
Wesley runs for the door but is blocked by Data.
>Mr. Data restrain him.
Data grabs hold of Wesley and brings him to the floor.
Picard rips Wesley's pants off and spits on his exposed butthole as
Data looks on with intrique.
>ENGAGE
Picard amorously shouts out over and over as he begins to rape Wesleys ass.
Data begins to sing Che Gelida Manina to cover the screaming.
The rape only lasts for a few minutes but to Wesley it feels like an eternity.
A horrendous stench fills the ready room as Wesley farts out Picards penis along with a mixture of blood, feces, and semen.
Picard finished with his deed whispers into his ear.
>It's better to have loved and have lost, than never to have loved at all.
>Thank you, ensign. That will be all.
Created by Gene Roddenberry
Bentley Smith
>Kestra go get your broken compas, I have another mission for you deep in the woods.
Jaxon Lee
True
Julian Sullivan
kek
Jayden Anderson
This is /trek/, here we post cutes.
Nolan Anderson
Gay
Julian Hernandez
t. has never loved at all rather than loved and lost
Thomas Wilson
This thread is off to a good start
Chase Hall
>Beyond
>Trek
Nil
Nathan Roberts
>how deep in the woods, father?
Lucas Hernandez
Picard thrusts deeply and grinds against Wesley's tailbone as he climaxes
>MAKE IT SOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Ayden Nelson
>new series that focuses on the enterprise 200 years after TNG and sticks to the principles and writing style of classic Trek
>silly family sitcom set in Ferenginar society
You can have one of these things. Pick wisely.
Carter Perry
>>Starfleet was founded to seek out new life, Mr Crusher. Well here it throbs!
Juan Martin
Checked and add it to the pasta if you repost it. The 'well here it throbs!' was something I edited into the original.
Brandon Scott
Are you implying there is a significant difference between her child and adult self? Ridiculous.
>select all images with CROSSWALKS
>there are three crosswalks... oh wait this one isn't a crosswalk, it's text on the road, there are two crosswalks
>[verify]
>bzzzzt - PLEASE SELECT THE MATCHING IMAGES
you're playing a dangerous game here Google
Logan Lewis
Goddamn that Ferengi sitcom sounds redpilled af. It's like you can do every offensive Jew joke ever but it's ok because they're Ferengi. I mean, like every single fucking stereotype.
Noah Parker
I hate the face of the Data daughters so much. Something about it is actually repulsive.
Colton Perry
Here's Quark!
>Raucous applause/hooting
Mason Wilson
Balls deep
Jose Bell
Joshua Turner
Vulcans are also jews, and they really run starfleet.
Jackson Green
Bajorans are the constant victim Jews.
Zachary Anderson
Whilst almost all of the main Ferengi characters are being portrayed by Jewish actors. The 'they''re capitalism parodies' is simply so flimsy in light of the actors being of Jewish backgrounds and their characters riffing on some many Jew stereotypes. You can't take denial they're Jew riffs seriously.
Lincoln Gray
They're noses are also distinguising traits and used against them during racial slurs.
Isaiah Morgan
Snuggling with me in front of a cozy fire
Ian Rogers
Cant we just stick to rape and pedophilia. Fuck off Yas Forums.
Brandon Scott
>Ask Captain Picard how deep.
Brandon Flores
>Are you implying there is a significant difference between her child and adult self? Ridiculous.
I was implying the exact opposite
>I hate the face of the Data daughters so much. Something about it is actually repulsive.
To be fair, it was just a weird time for aesthetics. You had to be there.
Easton Cruz
VF looks like THAT?
Christopher Harris
Could any kind user hook me up with a link to a torrent of Season 6 of Deep Space Nine?
Up until now I was using TPB, but it seems that Season 6 is missing for some reason, and other DS9 torrents have dropped to 1 or 0 seeders. Don't know if there was a purge of some sort. I don't have access to private trackers, so if anyone could hook me up I would be very grateful.
Benjamin Hughes
Julian Cox
Anyone else get some Nathan Fillion vibes from beardless Riker?
Hunter Long
Questra your fathers hair is dark brown and your mothers is black sooo how do you get blonde hair again?
Jose Cooper
get a list of active public trackers. There are sites that update them regularly. Add those to all the DS9 torrents you have. This fixes the issue of seeds a good portion of the time.
Logan Allen
Cheeky Feckers!
Adrian Smith
Please friends, choose to live
Jose King
There is one on /t/
Jaxson Walker
The irony is quite delicious