Alone in theater 10 min in a suspensefull horror film

Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would love it!

Why not? Do you think I'm going shoot some kids? I'm just going to shoot up the screen and the speakers. If I can't enjoy the movie, then no one can.

This is the only correct answer. You move seats and get as far away from them as possible. This is an easy task for me because I'm not a FAT FUCK like 99.999999999999999999% of this board.

Exactly THIS! The people need to know the truth about the Holocaust!!!!!!

If you're alone in the theater with them, you're going to hear them no matter where you go.

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Despite being only 13% of the population, loud teenagers make up over 50% of all violent crime.

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Want to know how I know you're fat?

Do nothing and just listen because the sound of people being rowdy is part of the theatre experience or else why would you even be watching movies outside and not at home?
I normally watch movies at home and it's enjoyable but if I were sat near some teens on the movie theatre I would sit still and relish in their albeit mundane conversations and drink in their youthful vigour. If there was a female among them I'd lewd her and entertain the possibility of picking her up.

FALSE INCORRECT WRONG. I have used this technique on 9 SEPARATE occasions and it works 100% of the time which makes me right and you wrong.

Because you're projecting.

>Watching some big release a while ago.
>Group of 15+ teenagers show up acting rowdy as fuck.
>Throwing popcorn, snapping selfies, singing in the theater.
>Brace myself for an annoying experience.
>Lights go out and trailers start rolling.
>The ringleader orders everyone to shut up now and not bother the rest of the audience.
>They all abide and watch the entire movie is respectful silence, only laughing or reacting at appropriate moments.

It was quite surreal.

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my and my gf always sit at the front nowadays. it seems a bit spergy but if you go as a couple you can get away with it.

modern kinoplexes are aren't like the theatres of old and you get a very decent view from the front, you'll be as far away from everyone else as possible and the speakers behind the screen do their best to deafen you into not hearing their scrunching and whatever else.

if it's one or two people i tell them to stop talking, if it's a crowd and right near us we'll just leave and do something else. not worth it really.

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This, my theater has recliner seats and the front section is much better than the back. C9 & C10 are the best seats in the house because you can fully recline and see the screen clearly and you have the walkway behind you so no one is directly behind you. Everyone is stuck with the idea that the upper section is better so you usually don't have a neighbor unless it is a sold out show.

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Obviously you stand up and go tell the theater manager and get them kicked out and some free movie tickets for yourself

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Why is it always black people?

You should have asked that megachad to suck his cock.

Because niggers are animals with no consideration for others

If 6ft 4, 270lbs. I’d tell them to shut their little fucking mouths if they know what’s good for them. If they don’t immediately comply or give me even a fucking iota of attitude, I’m going to make a fucking beeline to the little assholes. Once they see my huge physique there is a 100% chance the little pre-pubescent cunts will shut their little fucking mouths. Yes, I’ve actually done this.

>and then they fucked

I would never be in that situation because I torrent all my media from the comfort of my home.
>don't have to drive
>don't have to deal with annoying strangers
>can pause the movie
>don't have to pay
I can enjoy on my 65" tv with 5.1 audio.

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i live in a state with essentially no blacks
its usually overweight late 20s women, or teenaged boys, in groups, who do this

No blacks? Where is this this promised land?

>5.1 audio.
What's it like being poor?

Imagine actually going to pleb theaters in the current year. Me and my gf only go to ipic theaters where we have our own secluded section with connected reclining seats and blankets. We order cocktails and the filet mignon sliders everytime. Only nice respectable people there.

>yfw you run at them

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>>don't have to drive
You have to drive your body to your computer.
>>don't have to deal with annoying strangers
The people who are seeding the torrents are strangers and generally annoying. So are the actors in the movies by the way.
>>can pause the movie
Actually, you're pausing your media player. The movie cannot because from the moment you load into the player until you stop it, it's constantly playing the whole time.
>>don't have to pay
So you didn't pay for your computer, TV, speakers or internet? You don't pay an electric bill or pay taxes for the city you live in to maintain the power system?

This is why pirates are dumb, they really think they're better than everyone else when they're actually way bigger suckers than most who just go the theater like normal people.

northern new england

>it's a two fats go to the cinema episode

Keep projecting. We both workout 4 days a week. Cope more that you can't afford a real movie theater

>We both workout 4 days a week
Imagine thinking this is some sort of accomplishment.

I can't believe you typed this

Based Chad tardwrangling his posse of Brads.

Imagine being too poor to afford a real movie theater and not some poor shanty theater that kids go to

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You've got to be cartoonishly obese to do this.

>sharp knees
DROPPED

>Watching Joker
>40 minutes in some super drunk dude comes in and sits next to his buddies in the front row
>Starts barking obnoxious hyena laughter whenever Arthur does anything cringe
>Nobody is saying a thing
>Suddenly some random roastie half his size marches up to their group and starts loudly chewing them out
>They manage to muzzle the dude for the rest of the flick
Never before have I been so grateful for a white woman to be abusing her pussy pass.

Based Schizophrenic

Zoomers have more self awareness then other generations

Cope poorfag. The wealthy people that go to high end theatres are all in shape. Poor people that go to pleb theaters tend to be the fat ones.

id stand up like i was going to the bathroom and then id go fetch the nigger jim security guard

>completely contradicts the point of the film in the same theater it's playing in
Fuck society. I hope the drunk guy gave someone what they fucking deserve for treating him like that.

god those knees are sharp arent they

7.1 is a meme
I actually have 2 extra speakers and my receiver supports 7.1. but haven't had the time/want to set it up.

How do you stand up like you're going to the bathroom? What is the specific standing method you use to indicate that you're headed there and nowhere else?

>Always enjoyed going to the movies as a teenager at least once a week
>Now only go once every couple of months and always find something that aggravates me
>Could be a guy with a cold loudly breathing behind me, some girl who keeps getting her phone out, a pair of confused boomers who keep coming back and insisting that I'm in their seat even after I'd shown them my ticket, anything
Can't tell if the theater experience has changed or if I've just become hypersensitive. I used to be able to just fully immerse myself in a flick and tune everything else out.

>Poor people that go to pleb theaters tend to be the fat ones
And you know this how, Mr. Moneybags? Probably because you work at one sweeping popcorn off the floor. Then you go and blow your whole minimum wage paycheck at the "rich people" theater thinking you're sticking it to your boss or something.

You're a sensitive loser.

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>have use the restroom
>can't pause
>miss important parts of the movie
Why do people pay for this?

Theaters should invest in a bathroom break vote system located in the arms of the chairs.

Jump up and down with your knees together screaming PEEPEE PEEPEE. I call this the peepee dance.

Because only fat plebs and teenagers actually go to normal theaters. Literally every city in the country has luxury theatres. You would have to be stupid not to go to one.

Get up... walk, sit a row behind them. Real quiet. Make metal clacking sounds.

Leave and demand a refund

hivemind

This works though.