Season 1 of altered carbon was so much better than 2

if you're kind of fat just shave and feel your fat, it feels like that

also I loved ortega's fake big titties out all the time in season 1. The ONE time in season 2 you see that government bitch's ass shake when she slaps the guy after waking up is literally the best part of S2

I’m curious about the smell. Do you smell a little ass. I’d be diamonds.

>does season 2 have as much nudity as season 1?
the only thing they carried over to season 2 from season 1 was the shitty characers and their stories.

its awful

most of the women in S2 you wouldn't want to see naked anyway
aside from the Governor chick, maybe, you do get a flash of her titties and her big ass late in the season

you came out of your mom's pusy tho

F-fake? You're lying, r-right?

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It was only slightly better, and only because season 2 was really bad. They must have blown all their set design budget on Mackie even though he can barely hide his Foghorn Leghorn accent.

>I TURNED MYSELF INTO A NIGGER MORTY

kek

God I wish one of them was me

yeah the new actor sucks balls

It makes sense right?

rubbery, they've always felt rubbery to me. desu I don't like touching other people nor do I like them touching me. Also nipples have a weird texture, not what I expected at all

i still havent seen a webm of that

imagine spending your entire budget on the backup's assistant's henchman's sidekick from a capeshit franchise

Your realdoll doesn't count as a naked woman, user.

I hate my first and only girlfriend, but sometimes i miss a few things. The day a lost my virginity, i literally came just looking at her removing her clothes. I wasn't even touching my dick, just the tension make my dick spill cum on te ground. 15 minutes later i was hard again and i came with 3 or 4 strokes.

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I forgot it had come out, must watch it.

The female cop from the first season was smokin' hot. As you can see below

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Too bad it was still garbage

We are the first because we are sniffing out all the new threads. Do you think we have better things to do with our lives? Lmao

This is something I'm honestly terrified of, I assume if I ever end up with an actual woman I'll just coom instantly and ruin the whole thing

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>haha adults having sex
>this show is so mature
>they're naked
>better put your kids to bed for this one

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yeah. still total shit though.

we are legion

rusty milk of bag coins

very smooth skin
their thighs, asses, tits, bellies... it's all good to feel
very different from men

warm and soft.

Don't clench your ass.

You'll get better with time. After 3 days i could last minutes. I was 14 and then 15 btw. If you are older than that you probably will last a decent time.

Like i said i still hate her and i never managed to fuck a woman again without money. But i don't care. Paid sex> civil sex.

I'm a 25 year old KHV so I have no idea.

A good trap is also nice

yea and it was still shit
but at least season 2 has much more coherent structure
season 1 was a mess in terms of storytelling

Post-coitus scenes are hilarious. There's no lingering embrace and tender eye gazing. Once your seed is spent and your horniness is gone, you'll want that warm sticky bitch off of you. Her breath will also stink due to the ~15 minutes of panting. And your cock deflating in her pussy feels all sorts of weird.

It's not like she wants to stick around either, as she's more concerned about squatting your cum out her cunt before it drizzles down her leg and ruins the sheets even more than her vaginal discharge.

You probably feel gross after masturbating. No different if it's with a partner.

>OP wants to talk about a TV show
>turns into a bunch of virgins whining about how lonely they are

Yas Forums exists for a reason

Lol what?

the sheer rate and number
no it's lost it only positive quality, there's one (1) 5sec titscene in the whole season

As if we know what a woman feels like, what coitus feels like, what being in love feels like!

No, it isn't. And you've never tried it so you wouldn't even know because there's one thing you can never escape no matter how much you dress up a dude and that's the smell. Men will ALWAYS smell like men. You cannot get away from it. Men fucking reek.

If you weren't a virgin you would know this.

sounds like you have had bad experiences man
I've only slept with 4 girls, but they all liked to cuddle and talk afterwards
I was sometimes only half listening, but it was very nice
I never felt gross

I love cuddling with the woman I love after coitus.
Its almost better than fucking itself.

Yas Forums is just an extension of /lgbt/ and /soc/ at this point. A real contender for the worst board on either site.

i just feel sleepy desu

Jesus christ there are women who will fuck you if you pay them. There is literally no reason any of you should be virgins.

Hownu.ru

make my leg soggy!

Warmth and love. Very warm. God fuck I need to take these blankets off. Water tastes like ambrosia

kek

I guess if he was married in holy matrimony like it is written, then all those negatives would be unmentionable. For love,real love is about forgoing self for your woman.

I've used hookers in the past but I hated the experience. They are cold, cynical, they fuck you mechanically and you leave feeling like you wasted money

The first few times probably will be awkward and weird in some way or another. You'll come too fast or, alternately, struggle to cum at all. Hell, you might be so nervous you struggle to stay hard.

But hey, nobody's good the first time they do anything and shit gets better. And if you're worried about ruining it go get an escort. There's nothing special about your first fucking time. It's mostly just weird and awkward and trying to figure shit out. The good stuff comes on the fourth or fifth or tenth time.

t. Virgin

Saving myself for Marriage. I'm going to church and within a few months ill get baptised and get married. It doesn't matter if my love is a virgin or even if she's a mother.

t. 43 year old never kissed virgin.

Is he flaccid here? Woudln't it be awkward if he was hard and just had to sit there with his penis touching her mons pubis while her vagina is on his leg and she's leaking a few vaginal boogers and he has to pretend his not turned on while 50 people in the production crew are watching haha

That's because you're meant to get an escort, not a hooker. Somebody who advertises GFE and has a minimum of an hour will, 90% of the time at least, be emotionally present as long as you're passably groomed and don't smell like a hobo.