I remembered it being good

Turns out it fucking sucks.

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I still enjoy it.
I do prefer the colorways of dinos in this over those in JP. Tiger stripe raptors are cool.

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3>2
fite me

Put them up.
While I'm not a part of the hate train for 3, I do not agree with your statement.

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The first half was fine. It actually felt like a survival movie. Once it gets to San Diego it goes to shit.

Yeah, it's a cash-grab made from Spielberg. Only worth watching because of how based Pete Postlewaite is in it.

master race

It's brilliant
The Dino chase seen
The tech
The jeeps
The GI Joe dudes
Heeyy carter
The opening scene
The San Diego model he had at the camp
Roland tembo
Finding the old building at the end
T rex in the lighting eating Eddie car in the Carr
It's a master piece

Yeah, I love the part when Jeff Goldblum has a 100% dark daughter who does some shitty acrobatics to kick some dinosaur in the face. You know Kathleen kennedy must have had some creative in,put in this movie because it was particularly shit.

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So is so cute!!

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I used to watch it alot of a kid even though I found a lot of it boring, but it has actually grown on me more as I've gotten older.

confirmed homo

I enjoyed Jurassic World a lot the first two or three times I saw it but now I find it shitty. JP3 is bad too but I'd have to watch it again to properly compare it to JW

It's better than the first one because it gets all the exposition out of the way in two or three scenes

I remembered it sucking, but it's actually great. You just have boring taste.

>he watched Jewrassic World more than once
the fuck is wrong with you, were you 12 in 2015?

Literally 5 seconds out of the whole movie and the it's the one thing people constantly harp on about. Is it really that big of a deal that it ruins the other 2 hours of the movie?

In reality however it's really quite good.

Absolute kino

her now
puberty definitely destroys faces though. makes them too long

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It always seemed like one of the reasons that there are no rational arguments against this movie. They tried something similar with high heels in Jurassic World. Useless criticism. TLW is the only worthy sequel the series had so far.

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absolutely the unappreciated hero

That picture is from 2009

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>Peter, if you want me to run your little camping trip, there are two conditions: firstly, I'm in charge, and when I'm not around, Dieter is. All you need to do is sign the checks, tell us we're doing a good job, and open your case of Scotch when we have a good day. Second condition: my fee? You can keep it. All I want in exchange for my services is the right to hunt one of the tyrannosaurs. A male, a buck only. How and why are my business. Now if you don't like either of those two conditions, you're on your own. So go ahead, set up base camp right here, or in a swamp, or in the middle of a Rex nest for all I care. But I've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas, okay?

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what? shes gorgeous. wife material

Unequivocally based

When I saw that scene with chriss pratt talking to the raptors, holding them back from the guy who fell into their cage, I fucking cringed. You see in the first movie them lowering a cow inside a velociraptor enclosure because they are too afraid to feed it from the side, and now you got this dude talking to raptors like they're dogs.
Then the scene with the motorbike came and I just walked out of the theatre.

the first half is kinda decent but then it just gradually devolves and ends up being a discount king kong ripoff

Okay!

OP here, that's the movie's peak and one of the most based monologues ever. I still think the rest of the movie is quite trash.

Atleast it didn't make a mockery of the raptors.

you sure about that? don't make me post it

They're shooting this right now. Dinosaurs attack drive-in theater (watching The Thing I don't know which version). And we're getting two more shows one animated one live action because these new movies are crazy successful even though one is just average and the other pretty bad. It's all because the first movie is so genius. TLW is also very good this franchise is like 2.5/5 in terms of sequel success but I'm rooting for it.

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plz dont

What happened to this guy?

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He run away so quick he forgot his hand.

There was an unrelated serial killer on the ship

The books are better.

I only read the first one but since the first book doesn't surpass the movie I doubt the sequel does.

CHILEAN

SEA

BASS

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1>5>>>>power gap>>>3>>>>>>>>>>power gap>>>>>>>>>>

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Is 5 that good?

no
1: kino
2: shit
3: campy fun
4: super shit
5: pancreatic cancer

I think most people consider it the worst even more than JPIII. Fans only love 1 (unanimously) and 2 (most). Jurassic World is liked by some I think it's just passable. But 5 is something else it's like no one even likes it, only some moments maybe but the entire product is a mess. Also stupid political jokes.

>It always seemed like one of the reasons that there are no rational arguments against this movie.
Well, lemme try these;
1) the entire inGen hunt scene feels like an excuse to show off all these absurdly gimmicky vehicles, all of which I guarantee were part of the toyline
2) the fucking. bloody. jacket.
3) The crew of the cargo ship dying...somehow?

You remembered it correctly. Turns out you fucking suck.

Honestly, the bloody jacket pisses me off so fucking much. We've already been told that the T. Rex has an extremely keen sense of smell, and not only does Sarah spend all day in a jacket soaked in the blood of the juvenile, fucking Roland Tembo - the supposed big game hunter - even draws attention to it, and at no point does he or anybody else think she should ditch the fucking thing.

One of the worst sequels of all time.

The crew of the ship got raptor'd, deleted scene explained it
Not that it matters or counts because it's not in the movie

It got deleted so hard it didn't even show up in the comic book adaptation which featured all the OTHER deleted scenes.

>They tried something similar with high heels in Jurassic World. Useless criticism.
Implying that isn’t in every way a valid criticism.

yes, its a great pleb filter

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Oh yes the hunting scene. Very memorable, TLW is full of moments like this. I'm considering watching it (and other sequels too) especially because I have the extended cut but perhaps I can survive another year and watch it right before Dominion.

Oh yeah a bad scene. Nice. Still a great seqiel. The only truly good sequel this franchise ever had.

I think JPIII and Fallen Kingdom are both equally awful but for different reasons. The first one is a simplistic short film with no substance the other did more than others to betray what the series stands for.

I disagree hard on it being the only good sequel, but nice to find someone else on this board that appreciates World.

It is kinda disjointed.

1>2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>=5

Oh it was about World? Scratch that my bad. Second best. Which doesn't mean much anyway. But I don't hate the movie, working park is a great concept though we could've seen more of it the pacing is not as mathematically perfect as in the first movie (nothing ever is) and D'onofrio is a pretty ridiculous character. Not in a good way.

That was a big deal back in the day. Everyone was super confused.