Dude wheres my pompey

>having hundreds of slaves would also be pretty great, and the ability to sex them
so you'd have to feed and house your slaves, also take them to the medicus, the last thing you want is your slaves to contract a pestilence, dying and potentially taking your house with them.

then after this basic shit, you still have a stinky human that has to be washed and maybe does want you fucking their butthole. so in the end it's more trouble than it's worth, and this is why there were brothels are well. a lot of brothels.

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only americans really "stole" it, the rest inherited it

What culture? The culture of sucking each other's dicks? Even latter Greeks were ashamed of being Greeks and called themselves Roman. As late as 1910 the Anatolian Greeks couldn't bear the shame of their real ancestry.

All of that shit is nothing compared to having to work 8 hours a day for 50 years. Modern life is so shit, and it's steadily going further down the drain. No amount of technology is worth this. Technology was supposed to decrease the amount of work and worries we have. Instead governments use technology to fuck us in the ass.

The idea of stealing culture is fucking retarded sjw garbage. Every culture is moving in a line and influences every other culture. If you wear blue jeans and t shirts and listen to rock music you owe us herp derp fuck off dumbass

>8 hours a day for 50 years
yeah instead of 14 hours a day for 20 years, right? and then death. furthermore this "work" is probably easy shit like typing on a computer or making xerox copies. even if you're in construction you're standing around half the time waiting for other guys to do their thing.

modern live is SO EASY and no one has any idea. the people who had slaves to fuck in rome were monied btw, so they didn't really work. they networked. then as it is now it's not what you know but who you know.

>then after this basic shit, you still have a stinky human that has to be washed and maybe does want you fucking their butthole. so in the end it's more trouble than it's worth, and this is why there were brothels are well. a lot of brothels.
You're thinking of snowniggers. The Romans bathed often and there were not really any diseases going around until the Justinian's plague that was transported from Chinkland

We're not comparing the average roman to the average modern man. The richest man in rome definitely had it easier, you just said yourself he doesn't really work.
Modern life is only easy in the sense that we do less physical activity. The amount of mental stress, mental illness and work that we do is significantly higher.

not true; another thing modern people take for granted is sanitation.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disease_in_Imperial_Rome
>As said by Roman Physician Galen, "This populous city, where daily ten thousand people can be discovered suffering from jaundice, and ten thousand from dropsy."

This is just wikipedia shit. You can make such a case of people suffering various diseases in every major city in the world even today. Fact is the Romans didn't suffer from any major plague until Justinian and that was in large part of the devastating war that was conducted in Italy during that time.