Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

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Ezra Miller.

A full blown white guy and it won't even mention his Asian mother at all.

fpbp

kek 99.9% he will also be a Trump supporter too

Who would play Based Samuel?

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John boyega

I lost my virginity at age 19 and the first thing I thought is "we did it, Elliot."

Why did he obsess so much over a little poosi?

When I heard about him, I was 19 years old and 100% sure I was going to have sex before turning 22 like him. I'm now a 23 years old virgin.

He was a sane man living in an insane world

I will ree when they inevitably put in some scene where some 7/10 girl asks him out and he calls her an ugly bitch and says he deserves only blondes. Hollywood could never portray an ugly male experience honestly.

Me. His sister would play herself. Roger would be played by Samuel. A fabulous revenge.

Lmao

Feels good to be an only son. I'm a loser but at least there's nobody to remind me of it every day.

Because he was a pathological narcissist who saw himself as one of the rich, good looking and successful people he grew up around. In reality he was just a withdrawn average looking barely upper class guy with autism who became obsessed with the things he couldn't achieve, but felt entitled to. Pussy was one of those things, but in the end he just wanted the prestige.

Whoever it is they'll be white.

Based

Reminder that deep down what Elliot really wanted was to be a qt 5'5" hapa girl getting pounded by Chad every night.
He resented and envied women for being able to attract men so easily.

Just pay an escort.

The guy making filipino comics

he's long past forgotten, he doesn't even exist outside this site

Almost did it several times but I realized it would make everything even worse. I care more about my mental health than about sex.

>average looking
Big potential as a tranny, had he been born a few years later I think his life would have turned out a lot different.

His mental problems would just have manifested themselves in a different way. Just look at mattress girl. She was a hapa girl that got rammed by chads, but had her own day of retribution when chad didn't want more than a fwb relationship.

stop producing discord tranny

Understandable, but it helped me see sex isn't a magic cure-all.

Most eurasian boys I talked to on tumblr would have jerked off in the same situation. ER's narcissistic personality disorder was too severe to allow him to accept becoming a cuck.

Why didn't he just lift?

Elliot would want to murder you for that.

He did, but he stopped because lifting can't fix height and dick size.

I already know this, I rejected several girls who looked like mentally ill to me. Having a schizo mother probably forced me to develop surreal standards.
Feels bad to always attract the wrong girls though.

a lot of chads are short and have tiny dicks though.

He isnt even THAT ugly, right?

This, no other options

probably, yeah. still, it felt good to know that socially retarded ugly guys like me and Elliot could get laid. i related to him a lot in my younger years, so loosing my virginity was sort of like saying goodbye to an old friend.

The only actual problem was his personality.

Lmaoing at your life

some time ago, I created a fake tinder profile for him and got tons of matches, even with some excerpts from his manifesto in the profile's bio. he's perfectly passable. he was just a retarded asshole.

Why do incels continue to deny reality when presented with evidence like this then?

I lost my virginity at 15 AMA

>his personality.
his extreme autism and narcissism

Too old, already. It's like Matt McConaughey playing in Dazed and Confused.

Hes average looking to me but as the mentioned I think personality was his downfall. Way too entitled and probably acted like a weirdo creep around girls. Average and weirdo doesnt mix well. Its super cute and quirky on Chad though.

Yes and that was probably something he was born with, not something he could control. His NPD was severe.

You say potato, I say potato.

Because denying reality is easier than facing the facts and actually putting yourself out there for people with giant ego's

uh... yes, I'd like to ask you to kindly leave my board

What's your name and where do you live?

>Tfw I'm a direct doppelganger of him
I get complinents and flirted with a lot. Cold approached by different chicks, women doing really flirty things with me despite me barely knowing them, and in middle school I had a stalker basically. I mean it was just the usual preteen oneitis for a girl but you know, it was still weird.

The *only* reason that guy couldnt get laid was gun being beaten by his mom, having asperger, and developing severe NPD as a result.

because fixing your shitty personality takes a lot of effort. also a lot of incels are far uglier and poorer than Elliot.

Do you typically think of other men and their potential as trannies?

Post pics.

Most incels I've ever met were actually really nice guys who just didn't take care of themselves and had 0 self confidence. Yas Forums fags are pretty much the only group of incels I know who are actually just assholes

Tenda has NPD like ER and he always says people stare because of his looks, flirt, stalk him, etc. It turned out it was all delusion.

my name is Elliot and I live in California

>18
>paid a hooker for sex
>didn't like it
>now trans
I mean maybe I am denying that I was probably always gay and blaming it all on the bad experience but who knows really best not to risk it.
Yeah he sounded a lot like me especially with the expecting to be approached without doing anything part.

Nah, Ezra has like no wrinkles and with makeup they could easily make it work. He plays the kind of character Elliot was so well.

"AMA" is a Reddit thing. You don't belong here.

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I don't have the profile anymore. I basically used Elliot's infamous selfies and wrote a bio that mentioned his film director dad, his BMW, his travels and his fondness for guns. I suppose it's the true nature of roasties to seek for a rich guy.