We Beat The Mouse!

The (roughly) $200 million animated comedy Onward opened with a mere $40 million domestic and $68 million worldwide debut. That’s, in terms of inflation, the lowest domestic Fri-Sun launch ever for a Pixar toon.

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OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY LESBIAN OGRE CYCLOPS BROS

The days of the left are at an end
The West will rise again

Reviewers who focus on political culture war shit are cringe.

It's actually a good movie. I'm literally a fascist and I enjoyed it. The lesbian cop thing is literally one line, and anyway straight women call their friends girlfriends sometimes.

>Woody the cowboy
>Lightning McQueen the race car
>...Boogeesha the transexual ogre
Hm, which one doesn’t belong here...?

>all movie reviewers are cringe
Gotcha.

I mean regardless of whether this thing is a tranny or not, it’s just a bad, ugly character design. It’s not funny or charming, it’s just stupid-looking. If this didn’t have 4K HD textures and was hand drawn, it would look like some third grader drew it. Who did Pixar have on this project?

>hey 7 year olds I love to eat stinky dyke monster pussy!
Why put this image in anyone’s mind? Just fucking don’t. No need to even bring up sexuality in a children’s movie unless two characters have a child or something like that related to the story (Luke Skywalker).

>deciding if a movie is good or not by one dyke cop
Thank god kids in my City don't care about that and just enjoy the movie because
>look daddy Spiderman and Star Lord Live in the LOTR universe
Jesus christ zoomer era politics are fucking awful

>shitty movie has a bad opening weekend
>"the race war's happening for real this time guys!"

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Nobody asked for it
They think they can do anything now

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>The lesbian cop thing is literally one line
Doesn’t matter, you give them an inch and they’ll take a mile.

Everyone is scared of Corona Chan.

BoxOfficeFags. Idiots who care about box office numbers. It’s Disney their a global billion dollar industry who gives A FUCK about box office numbers. Fucking incel nerds.

>We
Who's We?

Still the top movie of the weekend. Feel bad for the others below it. What this really means is because it didnt make a billion dollars, THE MOUSE is bankrupt, and Germany just declared its Nazi again, right?

Imagine getting triggered over a gay character who's in the film for 3 seconds. Retards.

It was a boring generic road-trip movie.

They even had the “cause the motorcycles to fall over and get chased by bikers” cliche.

See: Seriously...?

I'm glad that this movie died for political reasons and not at all from coronavirus, which is a Chinese hoax pushed by deep state democrats to derail the GEOTUS' reelection chances.

MAGA!

>any time some awful leftist movie flops it's because of chronological bat disease
cope

Why has this bombed so badly?

See:

>I'm literally a fascist
Does your YouTube reviewer avatar cross his arms when he makes a point

Seems youre kids are well on their way to being faggots. Good thing mine stomp the shit outta them on sight at school

Wait what pixar made this shit, i tought it was dreamwork or other shitty cgi studio

It looks like the most generic and bland movie ever

I don't think that's it. Even without that, it really didn't look very interesting.

Turn out the kids werent ready.

>implying my kids attend Alabama Public Schools like yours do

>Nobody asked for it
You are retarded.

>not realizing they intentionally handicapped this movie so that they could put a gay character in it and not have to deal with as much outrage as a more popular movie

It's an experiment to see how much a gay character could bring in big bucks after being advertised after release in an original movie. Shit doesn't matter in remakes because brand recognition. This however, is a different beast entirely to see if woke will get them money. Since it didn't get money...

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>I'm literally a fascist and I enjoyed it

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>they intentionally handicapped this movie so that they could put a gay character in it and not have to deal with as much outrage as a more popular movie
...what? That doesn't make any sense they put the gay character in there for notoriety, you idiot

>Le pipe smoke image to show how rational and witty I am, despite being an utter retard with no idea what he's talking about.

>notoriety that they only started to capitalise on NOW rather than building up the hype for it

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>no u

nice argument

You’re retarded if you think politics had anything to do with it. The box office is getting Corona’d.

I don't get what you're saying. They snuck in a gay, then advertised it AFTER the release? Didn't it just come out this weekend I've heard about this hideous dyke-fisting monsterhog for at least a week or two.

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people don't care if their server, plumber, cop, boss, co-workers are gay, but let's lose our shit over lights on a screen.

See:

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How easily brainwashed are you?

Coronavirus
It also looked bland.

horror movies lead to violent murders. oh wait that's total bullshit. playing dungeons and dragons leads to satanic worship. oh wait that's total bullshit

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We care in 70% of the world where we do the good deed to society and genocide them.
Only you minority of dying faggot Westsoi incels give rights to faggots, trannies, and women.

Reminder that Pixar has been dead since Wall-E and everything after is just Disney Animation Studios releasing trash under the Pixar brand.

>I expect movies to raise my children
gotcha

might be the ugliest looking pixar movie yet
terrible name too

...How the fuck did you get any of that from that post? Are you saying that I take my underage children to the theater, drop them off there like it's a school day and come back when I get out of work...?

this user is a corporate shill. they always appear around the time a new disney is released.

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i read this everytime it's posted

I'm saying you seem to expect everything around you to be some great influence on your kids.

kek
same

>I'm LITERALLY a fascist!
>goes to see a Disney flick
Don't breed

>We Beat The Mouse
>BA2838DA-E7C2-4B48-AEF6-0(...).jpg

Yeah, you're right, they do. That's exactly why I WOULDN'T take my children to see this OR use media to raise them.

then why the fuck are you wasting time in this thread?

We didn't. Corona-chan did, just like she'll beat Mulan.

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I LOVE shitposting on my work computer to pass the time.

>THE BATBONIC PLAGUE IS KILLING DISNEY IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT
>Sonic fucking kills the box office
fucking cope, you dumb drones

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