Not all vampire hunters take it up the ass

Not all vampire hunters take it up the ass.

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But Hellsing Alucard got sodomized by a Muslim who captured him as a kid

>its real in my head

Sorry for image size but it did absolutely happen

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HELLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

but he didn't enjoy it.

....GODDAMN IT.

Let me tell you a couple of three things

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Wft.
Did all vampires took in the ass at some point? Well, at least he was raped so.

I've only seen the 2001 series.

Merkle's entire immigration plan consists of only that image.

ALUCARD, NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Such a gay anime other than Father Anderson

let me sell you a couple of three shine boxes.

YOU SHALL KNOW HIM
YOU SHALL KNOW JERUSALEM

gay vampires are cute but they need to be scruffy

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To be fair he spent a lot of time being a loli to taunt jolly wally

OH NO NO NO
IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY

Plebs, all of you

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This film is beautiful. Why has Kawajiri stopped making movies, what's his problem?

There's a new anime by him coming out this year, I forgot the name but it starts with g and there are giant bugs

Alucard from Castlevania this cracka fag cant kill no vampire

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Thank you for not using an image from the sequel.

I've been hearing about new projects for a decade

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It is how all sexual predators, being mythical or not, reproduce.

This one should.

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There's gibiate and resurrection both allegedly coming out this year

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Seras is pure, canonically

Griffith and Guts got sodomized and look at what great people they turned out to be.

Good job Netflix, for letting us know Sodomy is bad and gets you killed.

chad vampire hunters dont get sodomized
chad vampire hunters pimp out faggot vampires and have them get sodomized

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seras couldnt even kill the captain at her full meha ultra exceed pantsu power even when he stood still and gave her the silver bullet to end his suffering
the ghost of some french pervert did it for her

such a kino character design

>yfw there are proddies ITT

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>That was a seventy-inch...plasma-screen tv.

Does it really feel that good?

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That's the most degenerate thing I've ever read

The important thing is that it wasn't consensual.

Yas Forums vampyrs should be more like this

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BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

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this film is pointless garbage that relies on the "omg le edgy cool guy he's just like me" quip that shitty anime uses

Why do you think Vlad Tepes started impaling Muslims on stakes? Literally in symbolic revenge for defiling his boypussy.

Main problem with the Alucard gay sex scene is not that it's gay, but that Alucard is the one getting dicked.

>HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY

>as a kid
the only wrong thing

This makes a lot of sense

is this from the show or OVA?

>Blade is pure late 90s kino
>Blade 2 and 3 are horrendous early 2000 cringe

what the hell happened

OVA, episode 2.

>gay anal sex? No thanks, I prefer c*nny

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But he did didnt he?

suits
"oh that worked? shit out some sequels will ya
and broaden the appeal to hit a wider market"

Go back to Yas Forums and watch your faggy shujo/moeblob

He wasn't a vampire then, just prime shota. Not like pic related.

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the OVA

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>guys we've had no character development in 3 hours, what do we do?
>i have an idea... what if we literally insert some shitty plot tool

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Is that Chadlius?

>but give her a scythe and some big honkin' titties
seems fine

>pure late 90s kino
>horrendous early 2000 cringe
>what the hell happened
9/11 happened

Did you not read the books? He had all the anal

>look this up
>all evidence it was gay sex got scrubbed
lmao

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extremely kino backstory desu
especially for the low standards of anime

Kem

>omg le edgy cool guy he's just like me
kys you zoomer shitstain

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Blade 2 was a good movie.

anderson was beyond based

>Am I a bad person?
>BLIP

Alucard also turned himself into a little girl to paedotease his secret agent friend during WW2. This is hardly the first or last time he took dick.