saucer separation edition
/trek/
Caleb Peterson
Jason White
Personally, for me, it's Irish Romulan Cougar Elf Detective. That's just me, though.
Noah Long
Samuel Fisher
second for temporal agent porthos
Alexander Williams
>this reminds me of an episode of Star Track The Next Generation
Are you this friend, /trek/?
Luke Young
Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?
Jayden Anderson
>mucus
Nicholas Green
No because I don't have any friends
Oliver Adams
>IT FUCKING STINKS REEEE DOGS DON'T BELONG IN SPACE YOU PINK SKINNED MONKEY STOP BRINGING YOUR CANINE FUCKING SHIT ON BOARD REEEEEEE
Man, T'Pol really lost it during that episode.
Nicholas Hill
that sucks we'll be friends here ok
Grayson Robinson
T'Pol was in the wrong like always with her irrational logic. Porthos cannot do anything wrong.
Charles Morgan
I don't know who was in the wrong, but I know who won.
Hudson Martin
DELET! DELET! DELETE THIS NOW!
Kayden Ross
No.
Sebastian Torres
fuck you Dr. Neelix
Colton Martin
You know what he did.
Luis Gutierrez
>ywn get to pet Porthos or rub his giant soft ears
Why even live bros
Leo Turner
Yeah I do.
Ayden Mitchell
Charmed my heart?
Justin Perry
Phlox, no!
Isaiah Cook
Why was Ben's dad such a jerk?
Carter Reyes
>the only two alien crew members dislike porthos and one almost kills him
not trying to be xenophobic but hmmmmmmmmm
Brandon Jones
Can I just say that that is some great dog acting.
Isaiah Cox
>Archer never fucks T'Pol
still makes me mad
Tyler Reyes
Attention Dukat loyalists. You will each be appointed with three bajwhores. That is all.
Ryan Powell
For a "warrior race" klingons get the shit kicked out of them by everyone on Star Trek.
Tyler Gonzalez
>Irish Romulan Cougar Elf Detective
I like this
Luke Collins
Brandon Cox
Cartwright had the crew's back. Fuck Admiral Morrow and his lapdogs Estaban and Styles.
Jason Diaz
Attention, Dukat. You have been branded a traitor to the Cardassian people and I have therefore summarily executed your daughter.
Try not to go crazy and genetically modify yourself into a Bajoran and then die in a fire cave, you dumb fuck.
Alexander Taylor
You and me both
Luis Baker
Who's his tailor?
Daniel Carter
>implying she didnt farrape his mind addled body in the best timeline
Christian Ross
He's daughter? She was dead the day he aid his eyes upon that disgrace.
You really don't get Cardassians. Family is everything and imagine placating that thing for a moment more than what's convenient. He had already lost his family the day he "accepted" the mutt.
Nicholas Stewart
Personally, I think he only kept Ziyal alive because he thought she would help him dip his brush in Kira's canvas.
Adam Walker
>Fuck Admiral Morrow
Fuck you, user. He was a friend and had a cool bomber jacket. Are you sure you're not confusing him with the security officer colored fella that looked basically just like him?
Jonathan Ortiz
Why did the based Terok Nor mods sticky him?
Jason Myers
Pavel, when the plane fell.
Charles James
Darmok?
Xavier King
O'Brien, when the wife shrunk.
Levi Morales
>Voyager
Alexander Cruz
Why did they name the ship Voyager?
Did they know it was going to travel a long way even though it was practically a police car?
Anthony Powell
>Why call the ship 'Enterprise'? It doesn't enter anything and it isn't a prize.
Robert Allen
hubba hubba
Kevin Howard
It enters solar systems, dimensions, nebulas, etc etc. And the prize is the friends we made along the way.
Leo Martinez
was he /ourguy/
James Baker
the prize is when you enter it
Nathan Sullivan
He sure was.
Austin Baker
>Keiko, our situation is starting to remind me of one of those ancient cartoons you showed me from your culture.
Nathaniel Green
lel
Nolan Howard
You just KNOW gene personally called for this scene
Nathaniel James
It was a long-range science vessel with a high warp cruise. But really yes, everything about it was meta.
Logan Perry
Post more than one you fucking faggot
Jayden Adams
More than one what?
Aaron Green
You know, back when I was in the academy, we would follow every toast with a song.
Levi Stewart
Arise ye workers from your slumbers
Arise ye prisoners of want
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of cant.
Away with all your superstitions
Servile masses arise, arise
We’ll change henceforth the old tradition
And spurn the dust to win the prize.
Refrain:
So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale unites the human race.
No more deluded by reaction
On tyrants only we’ll make war
The soldiers too will take strike action
They’ll break ranks and fight no more
And if those cannibals keep trying
To sacrifice us to their pride
They soon shall hear the bullets flying
We’ll shoot the generals on our own side.
No saviour from on high delivers
No faith have we in prince or peer
Our own right hand the chains must shiver
Chains of hatred, greed and fear
E’er the thieves will out with their booty
And give to all a happier lot.
Each at the forge must do their duty
And we’ll strike while the iron is hot.
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS, NUMBER ONE!
Julian Ramirez
HERES TO THE FINEST BREW IN STARFLEET
Anthony Martinez
Enterprise killed star trek
Gabriel Roberts
Shut.The.Fuck.Up
James Nelson
>t. virgin zoomer who hasnt watched ent
Nathaniel Hill
1. TNG
2. DS9
3. TOS
4. VOY
5. DSC
6 .TAS
7. PCD
8. ENT
9. ST
Andrew Martinez
Jordan Johnson
Aren't Vulcans superstrong? I dunno why her kick didn't beheaded the dude
Levi Adams
Same retard.
Please take your worthless opinions to the tranny discord.
Easton Torres
No, it was ds9
Henry Wood
Transgender is a rare mental illness. Very few people have it, tranny.
Leo Parker
You're wasting your time. Everyone here already knows the truth about the CBS/Viacom lawsuit in the late 90s/early 00s.
Benjamin Cox
Not hard to fake newfag.
Cooper Richardson
Keep seething, reddit
Hunter Hughes
That is the most reddit image I've seen in months.
Fucking way to out yourself.
Enterprise is apparently hated on Reddit anyway because they're zoomers with shit taste.