N-no! Not Lord Aragorn! I've known him for one day and had a short conversation with him

He was obsessed with ego and couldn't comprehend that dying is not the end of the universe.

Didn't want his daughter to get MEN'D

>implying the King of Men doesn't have that affect on women

Why do elvish women keep getting MENed? To be fair, a maia woman did get ELFed

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I WANT TO FIND LOVE IN ROHAN

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God I miss Middle-earth posting

Because 99% of the male elf population are prissy homos.

>What the FUCK was his problem?
Elronds problem is that he's half elven and has lived a very long time and doesn't have many people left.
Both his parents were also half-elves, and he could choose to live a mortal life or not.
His brother had the same choice.
They did not make the same choice.
6000 years ago, his brother Elros died.
3000 years ago he marched with his brothers descendants, Elendil and Isildur to fight Sauron. He watched Isildur fail to resist the corruption of the ring, he could've thrown the ring into mt. doom, but didn't.

Elrond had a wife, Celebrian, who gave him three children, she was tortured by orcs and couldn't stand middle-earth anymore so she went to Valinor.
Elrond is there in Rivendell with his two sons, and his only daughter, his only daughter now wants to be with the descendants of his brother, a bloodlines failures he's closely familiar with.
He knows what it is like to live for a long god damn time and see people you love disappear. It is not nice, and he wants to spare his only daughter that pain.

youtube.com/watch?v=TSZ7f0Yy-4M
Say that to my face not through a palantir see what happens

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Faramir became king of Rohan though so i am guessing he is ok. Also, he is age apropiate for Eowyn. Aragorn is like 96 or something.

>To be fair, a maia woman did get ELFed
In Melians defence it was literally the tallest male in existence

No he didn't. Eomer became king of Rohan.

Faramir took over as steward of Gondor but didn't do shit because the office was now irrelevant after Aragorn came back.

>It's a "heredity regency" episode

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I don't know. Knowing your wife would leave you in a second for another man AND knowing who that man is would be a bit fucked up, especially for a guy who has to be a little sick of never being first choice.

>age apropiate
cringe

Eowyn accepts that Aragorn was way out of her league. It's the same as finding Galadriel hotter than your wife.

Pretty much every man's wife had some guy who left her that she really wanted though.

Based Feanor is of course the only good example of a straight male elf.

One short conversation is all it takes

But on the other hand he is second choice only to Aragorn who is pretty much a rockstar far beyond of what any other mortal man could ever hope to be. No shame in being second to that. Not to mention Eowyn didn´t actually love Aragorn, she had a crush on him.

definition of a femcel.

Aragorn is practically a different species than normal men, he lives way longer, in the books he's like 7 foot tall, he's smarter, braver, better at fighting than any normal man, descended from a super race of men that has died out.

she was drippin.

The Elves know there's an afterlife and that humans have a different final destination than them. He's not butthurt about losing his daughter for a while, he's pained about losing her for all eternity.

He wanted to bang her pussy for eternity. Also Isildur PTSD.

Ultimate cuck

Merry should give him a talk

what did he mean by this

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was she an incel?

She was /ourgirl/

>History became legend
>legend became myth
>and for two and a half thousand years the ring passed out of all knowledge
>except for Elrond, he was totally there when it all happened and still remembers it too

>Isildur! Pull out of my wife!
>...No.
That is why.

try getting a girlfriend with elvish culture. Write her poetry, try to impress her with archery, learn to play a harp. You'll be a virgin for the next eight centuries.

>death isn't so bad, I went to this cool place and reincarnated with a power up
>dunno what the fuck happens to you though
why'd he have to do him like that?

No one listened to elves, they were all like "OK Boomer" and so the elves went to the retirement home in Valinor but Elrond was too greedy and egotistical to give up his real estate so he was basically made to give it up after his daughter got MAN'D and invaders couldn't keep his property value in Rivendell inflated so now that there was relative peace and stability in Middle-Earth and there was nothing left to gain he went to Valinor since he couldn't really have much influence any more

Tbh Eomer was better than Aragorn

I agree, Eomer was a giga-chad

no

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>some guy who left her
or more often, some guy that she left before regretting it as her value plummeted with age.
It's why I refuse to date women over 30. You know she's rejected men she liked more than you, and is now just settling out of desperation.

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jackson is a fat retard hack that portrayed elrond as an asshole for no reason

Cartoon Eowyn is sexier
youtube.com/watch?v=hWjt6LGhHsI

Frodo, did I ever tell you about Rhadaghast the Brown? Smelliest wizard in all of middle earth, and that's really saying something. He loved animals so much he let them crap in his hair. He swore it was a spell to cure his dandruff, but we all know that nigga aint had no dandruff. He loved animals so dearly he enslaved thirty rabbits to pull his sled all year round. I told him sleds are for winter and it's cruel to have rabbits pull him through rocky fields. I begged him to put wheels on his sled, if not for the rabbits, at least so it would go faster. But he would just throw back in my face that he was the supreme grand master wizard of all of middle earth, and he was, Frodo, he was. And he was a good friend.

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That's every relationship everywhere. And don't kid yourself, men would do it too, for an appropriately perfect women. To some extent, we're all just settling into our rightful place on the hierarchy. So always remember, you DESERVE your shitty life because you're not good enough.

i recently watch Two Towers extended version with my 7 year old daughter and she burst into tears when she thought Aragorn died during the warg attack
>he's my favorite character and he just died!

>faramir gets an ugly man faced cunt
>Aragorn gets a boring elf
>Eomer gets a dark chocolate goddess

Who cares about the universe lol. Being alive is way more important

>You know she's rejected men she liked more than you, and is now just settling out of desperation.

Sounds like a winning formula to me. Put it in her ass.

>Eomer gets a dark chocolate goddess

what?

60% of the human population are mentally retarded and you want them to decide who’s in charge

>dark chocolate goddess
..?
Princess of Dol Amroth.
Boromirs cousin.
Where did you get dark chocolate from?

I thought they were dark.

Didn't Eomer marry Faramir's cousin?

Eomer married a princess from Southern Gondor

>thinks womens feel emotions
lmaooo

the only dark humans are the haradrim

Faramir was put in charge of Ithilien, IIRC. He was never a king, you're thinking of Eomer, Eowyn's brother.

Never mind then. I just imagined dol Amroth was a dark skin area.

>I thought they were dark.
Why?

Asshole? He just felt pragmatic.

Lord of Ithilien and Steward of Gondor, yes.

The Haradrim were dark skinned, and they're south of where Eowyn's wife is from. But then again, they were Gondor's historic enemies and they probably didn't racemix.

Please, Fingolchad is a thousand times more manly than that tard.

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I think you’re confusing Dol Amroth with Umbar.

Eomer's wife*
derp

Kek

>got stuck with a butt-chinned english hag for Eowyn

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What's the board for lotr discussion? I don't see a thread in /tg/ and all I know /lit/ still hates us.

She has kino taste, you better nurture the hell out of the little brat.

>Put it in her ass
I said I won't *date* women over 30. I will definitely fuck them. In fact I don't even need to feel guilty about using 30+ women for sex, because the only women who end up single after 30 are women like pic-related who deserve to be used for sex.

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This is it. They let bookfags hang out under the pretext of discussing lotr films because the threads are so much better than anything else on Yas Forums.

Yeah never mind. Oh well.