What's the most memorable line in the AVGN series?
What's the most memorable line in the AVGN series?
Nolan Reed
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Gavin Cook
I'll tell you what.
Jaxon Allen
Diarrhea something something
Robert Fisher
You can just walk over it?
Jayden White
>I'd rather.... abolish slavery
>I'd rather let women have the right to vote
>Playing this game is worse than fucking a bus full of niggers
>This game is what happens when you don't gas all the jews
>You'd have more fun entering a grocery store after segregation has been outlawed
>Imagine walking outside your house during a gay pride parade, that's what playing this game is like
>It fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a faggot
>and I don't like it
Sebastian Ross
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
Samuel Barnes
John Murphy
>I'd rather drink bleach and bleed than play this turd!
Jonathan Young
64 bits
Julian Bennett
looooool racism
Christopher Russell
>NYAAAAAAA WHAT'S UP DOC?
Anthony Collins
this
Colton James
32 bits
Aaron Fisher
Whatever it is, Mike Mattei probably wrote it.
Luke Morgan
This, but unironically.
Noah Edwards
Jose White
cringe zoomers with an open mouth
Eli Jones
I say this out loud whenever I'm extremely pissed off at a nonsensical feature or lack of quality control in a product.
Alexander Cooper
Nicholas Brooks
IM DRINKING ROLLING ROCK, ON THE ROLLING ROCKER
Levi Sullivan
16 bits
Ryder Lopez
>i'd rather drink diarrhea from a rhinoceros's dick than play this game
>i'd rather fuck a rabies infested cow carcass in its bloody asshole than spend another second playing this fuckass fuckadoodle doodle fuck of a shitty ass piece of shit fuckin game
Hunter Bell
O O F
O
F
Elijah Adams
This and:
>AAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Oliver Baker
8 bits
Bentley Roberts
>"Oh you want some chocolate, here's some chocolate"
*shits in a bag*
>"Yeah here you go you little fuckers"
>"That's not chocolate that's poop"
>"IT'S NOT CHOCOLATE NOR IS IT POOP, IT'S SHIT!"
Isaac Bailey
COWA-FUCKING-PIECE-OF-DOGSHIT
Brody Peterson
We live in the year 2007, and they can't figure out that shit like that takes up too much room? These fucking things should be BANNED
Carson Morgan
some of my favs
>"ID RATHER HAVE A DIARRHEA DOG TAKE A LAVA DUMP ON THE SCREEN!"
>"M GETTING BUTTFUCKED UP THE DICK!"
>"EAT MY SHORTS EAT EM GOOD. RIGHT AFTER I TOOK A SHITTY DIARRHEA DUMP IN EM"
James Price
Hey wait, I got something for you, too. A shitty game!
Dominic Evans
oh and NOW they run? they walk like slugs the whole time but the moment they get to the top they run like they've got propellers coming out of their ass
Aaron Taylor
get it?
Isaac Cox
4 BIT
John Brown
2 BIT
Lucas Cooper
critical bypass
it's CRITICAL that you BYPASS this game
James Brown
1 BIT
Eli White
NOOOO!
I don't get it!
Jaxson Cox
its 2020 and those STILL exist
Jace Bailey
when keith said "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK" on that christmas episode before they trashed everything
Brody Parker
Number 4, "G-Force F....what?"
James Ward
based
Kevin Ross
Milons Secret Castle?
MORE LIKE MILONS SHITTY ASSHOLE!
Nicholas Bell
I always reference that dumbass intellivision game Bomb Squad by saying "It won't be easy... good luck good luck"
I don't know why I do it because it undoubtedly makes me look autistic every time.
Christopher Hughes
Well it’s a blowout alright, blow it out your ass!
Evan Hernandez
almost anything from this episode
Josiah Kelly
That was a decent one.
MUNKEY PLEEEESE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Jonathan Lee
FRED
FUCHS
Nathan Smith
>Bomb Squad
>eet woohn bee EEEZEE!
Luke Ramirez
first episode with the modern intro
Kayden Long
“That’s disgusting, I apologize”.
Christopher Roberts
"HEY, WHERE DID ALL MY MONEY GO??"
Ian Campbell
THE CODE THE CODE
Juan Wilson
Isaac Jones
or just g force
Leo Adams
>BeLO Lugosi? Boris Karloffice, they're just fuckin around
Jose Mitchell
BUEE SEVUNTEEN BOOOWMER
Bentley Rivera
wow i never believed the "mike wrote all the good episodes" stuff before but even with james delivering the lines here it's ALL in mike's cadence.
Brody Reed
O SHIT O SHIT
Justin Wood
Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts
Jaxon Smith
Christopher BEE?
Jacob Reed
"There's only one way to go balls to the walls and that's to stick your dick in an electrical outlet"
Aiden Jenkins
You take one look at that logo, and you know there is no pot of gold at the end of that rainbow.
Jace Evans
AVGN was kino. A shame it all went downhill.
Jaxon Lopez
Just rewatched it and it doesn't even say good luck once let alone twice, how the hell did I get that wrong?
That episode has a ton of great lines though.
>it's like trying to stick your dick in a cheerio
>it only goes so far, I guess the piss and shit zone just didnt do it
>DAAAMN I wipe my ass on this game
David Sullivan
>>It fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a faggot
>>and I don't like it
Lol
Matthew Moore
Jace Clark
Can we all agree that he ended the AVGN in 2011?
David Wood
now you're playing with power... NOW YOUR PLAYING WITH FUCKING SHIT, you're better off fucking shit than fucking with this fucking piece of shit, fuck this shit, you don't know how shitty this fucked up shit is, it's so bad it sucks, it's so fucking sucking fuck it fucks, and I have had enough of it
Aaron Sanders
AVGN stopped being good when he started to focus on the movie.
Lucas Kelly
>Seaman not in S
FIX THIS
William Smith
>Ikari Warriors not in S
Isaac Bell
I miss those corny rants at the end of the old episodes
Grayson Murphy
Ghostbusters and Silver Surfer are still my top 2 AVGN episodes, Dick Tracy comes number 3
Logan Ortiz
That chart is bullshit. His Odyssey episode is in his top five best, with Bug Bunny being one of the worst.
The comfiest episodes:
Frankenstein
Dracula
Odyssey
Atari 5200
Intellivision
Colecovision
Atari Jaguar
Nintendo Power
Simon's Quest
Ninja Gaiden
>AVGN stopped being good when he started to focus on the movie.
Then why are all the episodes during and after so bad?
Blake Young
GET OVER HERE!