I don't understand. I'm supposed to be beautiful

You sound dumb as fuck

Easily one of the best sequels ever made

Short incels don't deserve to live, user.

Naw just sounds like he at some shrooms and watched Shrek.

Gonna cry incel (^｡^)

holy kek ure right

manlets is literally the worst curse
i need to kys

>bullshit
>manlets are "insecure" because they have it drill->AH FUCK ITS A DRAG-
*gulp*

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why are trannies the most angry about "incels"
has anyone else noticed that? they're the most venomous to them, to depressed and lonely men

>imbyling that wouldn't just make me cum

Seething Manlet

>why are trannies the most angry about "incels"
You have to ask? They are trying their damnedest to mimic females.

lmao when will they learn

and they mocked shrek and the princess for being ugly. only difference is farquad wasn't short, he was a balding manlet, aka an asshole

Good post, which will of course be ignored

Tbqh guys, I'd rather ogre Fiona then femoid fiona. Imagine how big and smelly her pusy must be. You would be able to put your hole head up there

Human Fiona was a cunt.

Peak is rat kebab scene human fiona.

That's what made her hot
After she became a ogre she became boring

Manlets are not human

SOME

Why the fuck wouldn't Shrek be attracted to Fiona's ogre form? He already likes her personality and she would only become more attractive to him by becoming the same race as him, we can definitely assume she's as attractive to ogres (who shrek demonstrates have completely different tastes from humans and love gross shit) as her human form was to humans. Her ogre form isn't even unappealing aside from being non-human (which in itself would be appealing to many degenerates here), she still has red hair, a cute face and big ogre tits. Shrek won the jackpot, he found a human he'd be happy to fuck who turned into his perfect ogre waifu....the only conflict in their relationship comes from a pure misunderstanding and at no point did he have to wrestle with the idea of being attracted to her in ogre form, that's the audience thinking she's less attractive so I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange.

Like what would the message ultimately be? You're a fat slob who finds a hot chick with the personality of a fat slob and then she actually becomes a fat slob like you but you still love her? Even that doesn't make sense, it'd be more like if you were a fat slob with Architect tendencies and as she got plumper you were even more attracted to her. For me, personally, I just want to fuck a bitch and I'm pretty lonely so the real message is Shrek makes me sad and also Shrek 2.

>she would only become more attractive to him by becoming the same race as him
Racist as fuck dude

maybe the message of shrek is ironic because of how contradictory it is

Shrek had literally no way to know that would've happened though, for all he knew nothing would've happened.

He deserved it because he was a jerk. If he weren't short, he would've been insulted for something else about his appearance

not true in the slightest

I always thought this as well. very based.

How so?

>Men of Farquaads stature are in SHORT supply
>I dunno Shrek, I hear there are those who think LITTLE of him

Kek, the humor in this movie remains kino to this day

He only wanted to be king
And Shrek stole his bride on the wedding day
He also never broke the law and keep his promises.

I just want you guys to know that Pixar's latest movie is hailed as some clevery modernist take on fantasy tropes even though Shrek exists and basically shits all over it in every way.

This says nothing of his personality
Women aren't property, she can choose who she wants to marry, and whether to annul a marriage
Following the law doesn't equate to being morally good

>personality
femoid detected

>he only wanted to be king
That's the problem. The manlet with a napoleon complex couldn't learn to accept and live with his inherent ailment (unlike Shrek) and died desperately trying to reflect a false since of empowerment (I'm king, see?!) Rather than accept the moral of the story and live with his manlet status.

The entire plot point of Farquaad wanting to become a king is exactly this anyway. He doesn't want to pass on a genetic lineage or something, he only pursues it because he perceives himself as lacking without the title. As such, Farquaad is not driven by a need to improve or simply accept his own position in life, but to put a mask over his inherent emasculation.

Fuck Farquaad, and fuck whining manlets.

>Women aren't property
Every woman knows deep down that I all they truly want is to be filled with babies by a good man. Look at all the women that have tried to run away from this truth. They are ugly and miserable.

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this is implying it's only manlets who won't accept it and live with their manlet status, retarded normalfag
literally everyone around them doesn't let them forget and doesn't let them get over it
you literally are a tallfag playing on easy mode and you think you can understand. why don't you just accept that you can't because it's a fundamentally different life experience?

>NOOOOO YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO STUBBORNLY LATCH ONTO THE NOTION THAT IS MOST OFFENSIVE TO YOU PERSONALLY

*gulp*

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>The difference between the two?
About 3 feet in height. If the height was reversed Shrek would die alone in his swamp and Farquaad would be smashing Fiona right up the shitter.

She looks better as an ogre.

And one is an ugly ogre, can't forget that one

Fiona agree to the marriage before the ceremony and even if she didn't she has no say in it because Farquaad pay for her (keep in mind it was medieval setup so women were property back then)
>Following the law doesn't equate to being morally good
Are you retarded?

he only hates fairy tales not actual humans. Shrek on the other hand hated both

worse to be short and attractive than tall and ugly

I agree, but that doesn't mean women are property

Even poor ugly ogres have more stock than manlet kings.

He need the title of king to be taken seriously and get the claims to the area too..

Don't forget that he's a king and he bought her...technically he could have her executed.

>making up shit to justify your victim complex
Pathetic manlet

That is not stated anywhere, he is already an absolute ruler, and the only indication that he even needed to become one was when the magic mirror didn't say he could technically bestow upon himself the title.

>Don't you remember when we were young? We used to walk down by the lily pond and...
>...they were in bloom.
>Our first kiss.
Kino.

shrek 2>shrek 1>shrek 4>>>>>>>>>>shrek 3

dont @ me

>Why the fuck wouldn't Shrek be attracted to Fiona's ogre form?
exactly. if her curse had been that she shrinks down to farquaad's height at night, he would be glad to take her.
shrek would still be attracted to her personality, etc. but he'd have a very real fear that she would die if he ever tried to fuck her.

Of course it is go read the wiki bro

you sound manlet as fuck